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Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

Soricidus posted:

oh god no

�let�s make the = optional, or allow people to use : if they prefer. this will definitely make things more intuitive and not lead to confusion and fuckups� - an idiot hell fucker

we had a program that used these along with its own complicated key parsing convention to add nesting and maps. it was terrible

uh-huh. so you rolled your own property file parser and then added additional fuckery on top of that, so logically it is the file format that is at fault.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 16:30

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# ? May 14, 2024 01:34

Main Paineframe: Oct 27, 2010

ugh, i think my problem was actually a race condition or something. the extra XML makes the parsing process take slightly longer, which causes a very slight change in the order that everything runs, which causes a very minor error, which immediately halts scripts because loving JavaScript

luckily, that minor error is trivial to fix, so on Monday I can move to my next task: debugging some arcane bugs in possibly the dumbest use of xslt that anyone has ever come up with

# ? Jan 21, 2018 17:04

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

Sapozhnik posted:

yea good poo poo, let's go back to xml and asn.1

yes, let's

# ? Jan 21, 2018 17:31

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

json is cool if you're a giant retard mongoloid

# ? Jan 21, 2018 17:51

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

Feisty-Cadaver posted:

just use HL7 for everything problem solved

barf. i mean, uh, fhir is the future comrades

# ? Jan 21, 2018 18:15

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

json is cool if you're a giant retard mongoloid

wtf is wrong with you? don't post like this

# ? Jan 21, 2018 18:16

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

fhir would be good if any ehr implemented it

# ? Jan 21, 2018 18:16

aardvaard: Mar 4, 2013; you belong in the bog of eternal stench

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

json is cool if you're a giant retard mongoloid

the racism ableism double feature

# ? Jan 21, 2018 18:21

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

CommunistPancake posted:

the racism ableism double feature

mongoloid could be meant as a mongodb user in this instance, in all fairness, but that doesnt make the post any better

# ? Jan 21, 2018 18:25

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

Shaggar posted:

fhir would be good if any ehr implemented it

Epic does but I didn't work on interfaces so no clue how well it works.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 20:42

redleader: Aug 18, 2005; Engage according to operational parameters

Main Paineframe posted:

possibly the dumbest use of xslt that anyone has ever come up with

can you share with the class?

# ? Jan 21, 2018 21:03

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

When XHTML became a Thing, my boss wanted us to write all our web pages in static XHTML and any composition or dynamically generated stuff would be modified using XSLT.

Thankfully that idea died within a week.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 22:22

comedyblissoption: Mar 15, 2006

code:

  <!-- Compare two strings ignoring case, returning same

       values as compare(). -->

  <xsl:function name="foo:compareCI">

    <xsl:param name="string1"/>

    <xsl:param name="string2"/>

    <xsl:value-of select="compare(upper-case($string1),upper-case($string2))"/>

  </xsl:function>

# ? Jan 21, 2018 23:19

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

cis autodrag posted:

Epic does but I didn't work on interfaces so no clue how well it works.

same but mirthconnect

# ? Jan 21, 2018 23:22

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

i was not kidding at all about the u10's problems with ide

your u10 was almost the same system under the sheets, except, encumbered with the worst disk controller chip ever made.

emacs compiled in 1h+ on the ultra10 and in about 5 minutes on the ultra60 lmao

# ? Jan 22, 2018 00:11

Doc Block: Apr 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

does GCC still have the option to direct I/O though Unix pipes instead of intermediary files? I remember that making compile times faster when I had a slow HDD.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:18

Deep Dish Fuckfest: Sep 6, 2006; Advanced
Computer Touching; Toilet Rascal

but everything's a file on unix!

i'm not quite sure what you want, but if hdd io is your bottleneck, i imagine mounting a ram filesystem and doing all your compilation garbage from there might help? i'm just and ideas guy, though

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:25

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Doc Block posted:

does GCC still have the option to direct I/O though Unix pipes instead of intermediary files? I remember that making compile times faster when I had a slow HDD.

always pass -pipe to gcc

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:29

Doc Block: Apr 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

but everything's a file on unix!

i'm not quite sure what you want, but if hdd io is your bottleneck, i imagine mounting a ram filesystem and doing all your compilation garbage from there might help? i'm just and ideas guy, though

GCC has a -pipeoption, so that instead of saving intermediary files to disk and then loading them back in for the next compilation stage, Unix pipes are used to communicate between stages. The idea being that you don�t become disk I/O bound, especially on systems like Luigi30�s UltraSparc 10 with crappy IDE controllers and/or slow disks.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 03:37

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

Doc Block posted:

does GCC still have the option to direct I/O though Unix pipes instead of intermediary files? I remember that making compile times faster when I had a slow HDD.

that's the problem

the broken ide in the u5/u10 doesn't just get in the way of i/o. it makes everything slow because the kernel is spammed with interrupts

# ? Jan 22, 2018 04:35

Doc Block: Apr 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

that's the problem

the broken ide in the u5/u10 doesn't just get in the way of i/o. it makes everything slow because the kernel is spammed with interrupts

LMAO

# ? Jan 22, 2018 05:03

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

the official ide controller of this thread

# ? Jan 22, 2018 08:48

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

does scala have a "cousin" like c# does in the form of f#?

# ? Jan 22, 2018 09:06

NihilCredo: Jun 6, 2011; iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

cinci zoo sniper posted:

does scala have a "cousin" like c# does in the form of f#?

scala IS that cousin, to java

# ? Jan 22, 2018 09:15

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Java is Marty and Scala is Jailbird Joey

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

that's the problem

the broken ide in the u5/u10 doesn't just get in the way of i/o. it makes everything slow because the kernel is spammed with interrupts

yeah CDE went from 45 seconds to go from login screen to desktop to less than 10. Ultra 60 Supremacy

# ? Jan 22, 2018 10:01

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

NihilCredo posted:

scala IS that cousin, to java

oh. i always assumed that scala is whacky java fork where ?someone? piles up every coding idea under the sun for shits and giggles

# ? Jan 22, 2018 10:02

Workaday Wizard: Oct 23, 2009; by Pragmatica

i wanna make an interactive wall calendar/organizer using a raspberry pi and a touch screen. are these the best kit and touchscreen available? i don�t want to accidentally buy an old model

kit
touchscreen

# ? Jan 22, 2018 10:22

NihilCredo: Jun 6, 2011; iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

cinci zoo sniper posted:

oh. i always assumed that scala is whacky java fork where ?someone? piles up every coding idea under the sun for shits and giggles

that's the difference between it and f#, but it started as 'a european researcher wanted to do functional programming on the JVM', much like how f# is 'a european researcher wanted to do functional programming on the CLR'

if what you want is specifically a purer ML-ish design there's a JVM port of haskell called frege, but I don't know anything about it

# ? Jan 22, 2018 10:32

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

c tp s: *insert rambling gibberish about highly experienced it coworker requriing handholding to connect to our linux server using ssh*

# ? Jan 22, 2018 11:28

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

NihilCredo posted:

that's the difference between it and f#, but it started as 'a european researcher wanted to do functional programming on the JVM', much like how f# is 'a european researcher wanted to do functional programming on the CLR'

if what you want is specifically a purer ML-ish design there's a JVM port of haskell called frege, but I don't know anything about it

im just fishing for information about FP in data science/analytics/machine learning for time being. my employer pays for coursera courses for me for this year, and i am free to choose whatever i want, so why not something at employer's dime and time to future-proof my resume. scala is the obvious choice i heard of, so im curious to learn more about the uses of the rest - haskell, f#, clojure, so i can make at least allegedly informed decision

# ? Jan 22, 2018 11:30

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

to follow up, haskell doesn't seem like a great tool for the job currently. clojure is apparently so small i can barely find anything, there are 2.5 libaries available, some fuckery with data structures, and a 10th of job ads on linkedin. f# seems to be cool all around, but im not sure if its quite as portable. someone itt was telling me about f# in quant trading in london, but that's a bit of a different beast - it looks good for "algo development" stuff

guess ill enroll the odersky's scala specialisation, it starts on jan 29

# ? Jan 22, 2018 12:14

AWWNAW: Dec 30, 2008

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Clojure
F#

guess ill enroll the odersky's scala specialisation, it starts on jan 29

pull up! pull up!

# ? Jan 22, 2018 13:16

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

Yeah scala is your best bet here, it is the jvm analogue to f#. Different language design, much less focused/strict but it's still the functional jvm lang. Kotlin kinda looks interesting too in the space but it's not as mature as scala. Probably much better designed though.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 13:16

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

AWWNAW posted:

pull up! pull up!

i just want to pad my resume with something more serious than fad-of-the-year langs i have, just in case. first and foremost though, i take the courses during my normal office hours, and don't pay a dime.

gonadic io posted:

Yeah scala is your best bet here, it is the jvm analogue to f#. Different language design, much less focused/strict but it's still the functional jvm lang. Kotlin kinda looks interesting too in the space but it's not as mature as scala. Probably much better designed though.

ive looked at it last year and kotlin seems to be about bringing sensibility to android development

# ? Jan 22, 2018 13:28

AWWNAW: Dec 30, 2008

Scala will surely have the most job openings of the three but if you�re aiming to be marketable dehumanize yourself and face to JavaScript

# ? Jan 22, 2018 14:59

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

AWWNAW posted:

Scala will surely have the most job openings of the three but if you’re aiming to be marketable dehumanize yourself and face to JavaScript

im not desperate. scala is just a logical technical extension of my current career

# ? Jan 22, 2018 15:15

simble: May 11, 2004

cinci zoo sniper posted:

c tp s: *insert rambling gibberish about highly experienced it coworker requriing handholding to connect to our linux server using ssh*

are you me? I had to do this on friday. 2 different times and neither knew how to generate an ssh key. 1 had an ash key already he was using for github but didn�t know he had an ssh key....

# ? Jan 22, 2018 15:21

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

simble posted:

are you me? I had to do this on friday. 2 different times and neither knew how to generate an ssh key. 1 had an ash key already he was using for github but didn�t know he had an ssh key....

same, i had to generate ssh key for them when they joined, much like painstakingly explain basics of git and gitlab, what cron is, and a number of other things any server-side focused it professional should be ashamed to have never heard about in 2018. also, a torrent of clueless questions like "cant we disable this ssh thing" or "can i check if vcs refresh operation in this cron worked via ftp" or "are all our servers linux? why dont we use windows? could i get a windows server?"

my favourite part probably was "i think this stupid ssh think is broken, do we really need to use it" *points at puttygen window with instructions in plain text stating that mouse cursor should be moved inside window to provide rng for the generator*

# ? Jan 22, 2018 15:28

Convoolio: Oct 31, 2005

Trip report:
docker + kubernetes + helm: extremely good

# ? Jan 22, 2018 17:24

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FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

AWWNAW posted:

Scala will surely have the most job openings of the three but if you�re aiming to be marketable dehumanize yourself and face to Java~~Script~~

# ? Jan 22, 2018 17:26

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