Hav posted:

Do not listen to this man. He believes in Roberts.

ManofManyAliases posted:

Gotta have faith.

ManofManyAliases posted:

Gotta have faith.


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TheAgent posted:

"I'm almost there," Ortwin pants, clutching his hard cock and the right side of his legal pad. "I can't help it."

"Think of your blonde, big-titted ex-wife, Orttie," Jared delicately whispers into his ear. "Wasn't she successful? Didn't she challenge you? Wasn't she one of the only female directors in Hollywood?"

Ortwin relaxes. The sweat on his brow fades, his face calmer, more serene. "Thank you, Jared. Thank you."

"Don't worry, buddy. We'll win this."

Jared glances over at the plaintiff's table.

"Just let me finish!" Derek Smart screams. "Just let me loving finish!"

XK posted:

Why?

ManofManyAliases posted:

Ok, honestly? I thoroughly enjoy this genre, and there isn't quite anything out there like what SC aims to accomplish. Yes - we have Eve, Stellaris, Homeworld, Kerbal, E:D, etc, but none of them give you the sandbox, open-world, mmo feel that SC will. It's niche, but something I (and apparently, over a million others) wanted.

ManofManyAliases posted:

Ok, honestly? I thoroughly enjoy this genre, and there isn't quite anything out there like what SC aims to accomplish. Yes - we have Eve, Stellaris, Homeworld, Kerbal, E:D, etc, but none of them give you the sandbox, open-world, mmo feel that SC will. It's niche, but something I (and apparently, over a million others) wanted.

ManofManyAliases posted:

Ok, honestly? I thoroughly enjoy this genre, and there isn't quite anything out there like what SC aims to accomplish. Yes - we have Eve, Stellaris, Homeworld, Kerbal, E:D, etc, but none of them give you the sandbox, open-world, mmo feel that SC will. It's niche, but something I (and apparently, over a million others) wanted.

ManofManyAliases posted:

Ok, honestly? I thoroughly enjoy this genre, and there isn't quite anything out there like what SC aims to accomplish. Yes - we have Eve, Stellaris, Homeworld, Kerbal, E:D, etc, but none of them give you the sandbox, open-world, mmo feel that SC will. It's niche, but something I (and apparently, over a million others) wanted.

Dogeh posted:

OK which MoMA is using the account tonight?
The psychotic one-eyed Quasimodo one or the suave monocle-wearing top-hat moustachioed evil villain?

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Thread gets super creepy when it starts talking 'bout dicks.

XK posted:

Gotta have faith? It's a space ship video game. Why does faith come into it? They either make it, or they don't.

Milky Moor posted:

Imagine being MoMA and looking at Stellaris and Homeworld and crying that they're not 'what SC aims to accomplish'.

ManofManyAliases posted:

Gotta have faith.


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ManofManyAliases posted:

Gotta have faith.


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ManofManyAliases posted:

It's niche, but something I (and apparently, over a million others) wanted.

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

I demand at least a thumbnail of a catte.

mjotto posted:

Not being native in English might really gently caress up my understanding and comprehensive reading skills, but let's see if I can get it right. Here goes:

According to big nipples big life I have to post a taxxe that Beet can take for a meme to give him the chance to make me more trustworthy. Or at least make me appear more trustworthy. In any case, according to Dogeh I will then lose my virginity on a rapsheet. That not-taxxe-but-meme-post then will be quoted by Zzr and by his nibs; the latter by doing so restoring my insanity (didn't notice it gone missing to be honest, maybe the taxxe-cat took it?). The former will then also quote my not-taxxe-but-meme-post in order to do Scruffpuff's back a favor since he (Scruffpuff that is) is on mobile (I assume not like how Streetroller is on mobile). For doing these kind of harsh-butt favors, Zzr also gets probated by Beet. One does wonder if Zzr needed more virgin trustworthyness on his rapsheet? Anyhow, to top it all off, Bofast posted a mobile-taxxe from a meme-cat, and got probated too, which all did not lead to an earlier avalanche of mostly not-taxxe-memes starting way, way, way back before my post because Beet was on a yearly 'release all the memes' Superbowl party. And then MoMa stopped by to complain that this thread has made his bitcoins tank like CIG and then turned them into memes-taxxe cats that he now can't pay the food for (probably since he spend his remaining bitcoins on the not yet announced mining vehicles).

But now intardnation is also quoting my not-taxxe-but-meme-post without getting probated. Does that mean he still has his virginity? Or did I get something wrong? If that is the case, maybe I should try with another taxxe post? Boy, being new at Something Red really sucks. It's so (diffi)cult.

Oh well...



BTW, is now the moment where I ask Beet - who apparently is not Toast - if he has read a blog yet that says that Derek still has not released Chris' game because Ben and Sandi have to get married first in order not to save her non-existing actress career? Or is that more like an Awful Dit forumpost?

ManofManyAliases posted:

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peter gabriel posted:

DarkDobe posted:

Effort..

ManofManyAliases posted:

Ok, honestly? I thoroughly enjoy this genre, and there isn't quite anything out there like what SC aims to accomplish. Yes - we have Eve, Stellaris, Homeworld, Kerbal, E:D, etc, but none of them give you the sandbox, open-world, mmo feel that SC will. It's niche, but something I (and apparently, over a million others) wanted.

ManofManyAliases posted:

Gotta have faith.

TheAgent posted:

what is it with these guys and their love of subservient asian women who won't talk back or tell them they are dumb for buying $3,500 worth of spaceship jpgs

Nunes posted:

Any one calling anything good for the 9th?

Jobbo_Fett posted:

mfw I'm loving retarded and have to have blind faith in a living thumb accomplishing one of the most complex sets of requirements to fulfill a literal dream game that I write about cause I'm some sort of turbonerd, except even dumber. In 7 years of work CIG has come nowhere near their end goal and even conservative estimates would place their gold release being closer to, if not after 2020. Meanwhile, other companies have or are building games that do some, most, or all that Star Citizen is claiming it does.

Keep in mind the "does" portion, because my high-functioning 200IQ brain that subsists on dreams, lovely salads, and endangered animals keeps forcing me to say poo poo like "CIG is building the game of my dreams and has all these things included!" except it loving doesn't and most of the features that would make it "complete" are months, if not years, off of their initial implementation. I have to force myself to forget that games like Starpoint Gemini, X 4 Foundations, Kerbal Space Program, EVE, Rebel Galaxy, either don't exist or can't fulfill every last one of my impossible demands, and which Star Citizen is no closer to it either.

But I'm sure Star Citizen will get there, eventually. There's no reason to believe that the constant incompetence shown through their forums, twitter, and various video release platforms would ever shake my faith in a videogame that has received over 180 million in funding. Anyways, guess I'll give them another thousand dollars or whatever because I want a better ship that the company I'm buying it from is telling me will be the best of them all to support development of the most ambitious thing ever even though nobody working on the game has had any amazing breakthrough within the gaming world for over a god drat decade.

Mirificus posted:

ManofManyAliases posted:

Ok, honestly? I thoroughly enjoy this genre, and there isn't quite anything out there like what SC aimsfails to accomplish. Yes - we have Eve, Stellaris, Homeworld, Kerbal, E:D, etc, but none of them give yousell you dreams of the sandbox, open-world, mmo feel that SC will pretends to be going for. It's nichedumb, but something I (and apparently, over a million others) wanted.