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Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Arivia posted:

Oh I thought they needed to be specially disposed of like other needles.

They do.


MrUnderbridge posted:

:ssh: he's talking about heroin

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WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Yeah, dispose of insulin needles (and lancets to test blood sugar) like other sharps, please.

(when I was on chemo I had to have a *special biohazard sharps containers* for the vials/needles for cytotoxins, which was sorta cool in a macabre way)

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum
People who inject their anti-beetus definitely use the sharps containers in public bathrooms. They are there for all drugs, not just the cool ones.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

People who inject their anti-beetus definitely use the sharps containers in public bathrooms. They are there for all drugs, not just the cool ones.

This. Unless I live in a city full of wealthy, plump old ladies using H, diabetes people are all over those sharps containers.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




So much stdh

https://imgur.com/gallery/ap1bI

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

Someone tried the old "get me some striped paint" gag in #7 and OP was too dumb to tell it was a wind up.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
#3 was terrible but i kind of lost it at Woman: I'm [Woman].

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
I like the one where the couple puts a calf in the boot *trunk* of their car and demand they get it for free because the lady got kicked forcing it in there.

I like it to the point where I want to believe it happened.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

yeah I eat rear end posted:

#3 was terrible but i kind of lost it at Woman: I'm [Woman].

Hear me [roar]
In [numbers] too big to ignore

TheCool69
Sep 23, 2011

Katt posted:

I usually do this.

"If it wears nazi icons and uses nazi slogans then it's a nazi"

That doesn't make them real nazis. There are no more real nazis

"I see what you mean. Sort of like the Soviet Union used communist icons and communist slogans but weren't real communists as they clearly didn't follow the teachings of Karl Marx"

Which tends to break the brains of 10/10 nazis.

Stdh

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Nah, I've heard people make that argument. "You call us Nazis, but as my friends and I are not card-carrying members of the National Socialist German Workers' Party you are, in fact, incorrect. Checkmate, libs :smug:."

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Moon Slayer posted:

Nah, I've heard people make that argument. "You call us Nazis, but as my friends and I are not card-carrying members of the National Socialist German Workers' Party you are, in fact, incorrect. Checkmate, libs :smug:."

Why would they care, though? I’d think if I were cosplaying so well that I seemed indistinguishable from the thing I was imitating, I’d take that as a compliment.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Because Nazis are bad, and they are not. They're just good people and white supremacists!

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Moon Slayer posted:

Nah, I've heard people make that argument. "You call us Nazis, but as my friends and I are not card-carrying members of the National Socialist German Workers' Party you are, in fact, incorrect. Checkmate, libs :smug:."

"Nazi wannabee" is both more accurate and more derogatory

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Jurgan posted:

Why would they care, though? I’d think if I were cosplaying so well that I seemed indistinguishable from the thing I was imitating, I’d take that as a compliment.

Fathis Munk posted:

Because Nazis are bad, and they are not. They're just good people and white supremacists!

Yeah, it's this. It's the same line of thinking where people can go "I'm not a racist because I don't hate black people, I just think they're predisposed to commit more crime than whites and I don't want them moving to my neighborhood. How dare you call me a racist."

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

I’m not a homophobe cuz I’m not afraid of fags

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
I feel like it's something more cowardly, they know drat well they're nazis but they hide behind a transparent veil of deniability. "I just like the number 88, how do YOU know it means "Heil Hitler"? Maybe YOU'RE the real nazi here :smuggo:" or poo poo like "I'm just in it for the memes, I'm not a real nazi I just think any nonwhite people should be deported ironically". It's also why they immediately shut down and start wailing in terror when confronted in real life

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Hipster nazis? I hate hipster nazis.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

I’m not a homophobe cuz I’m not afraid of fags

I had a coworker say her husband doesn't do things like share food because he's a real homophobe about germs

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
You know how some people are workaholics? Well I'm an Alcoholic :homer:

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

oldpainless posted:

I had a coworker say her husband doesn't do things like share food because he's a real homophobe about germs

More like oldgermless

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

oldpainless posted:

I had a coworker say her husband doesn't do things like share food because he's a real homophobe about germs

The bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and mitosis

wait, Eve was made from Adam's rib, so I guess it kinda does

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Evilreaver posted:

You know how some people are workaholics? Well I'm an Alcoholic :homer:

One of The Onion's very best.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Danaru posted:

I feel like it's something more cowardly, they know drat well they're nazis but they hide behind a transparent veil of deniability. "I just like the number 88, how do YOU know it means "Heil Hitler"? Maybe YOU'RE the real nazi here :smuggo:" or poo poo like "I'm just in it for the memes, I'm not a real nazi I just think any nonwhite people should be deported ironically". It's also why they immediately shut down and start wailing in terror when confronted in real life

What I have encountered personally:

"They're not actual members of Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei"
"There are no longer any real nazis because the party was disbanded"
"If I dress up as a knights Templar and yell "deus vult" does that make me a real knights Templar?"

Case in point.



I think the topic is the South African president resigning.

Katt has a new favorite as of 09:26 on Feb 19, 2018

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum
Neo Nazis do indeed get VERY upset about being called Nazis because they are not a literal card-carrying member of That One Party. That is why I make sure to call them Nazis at every possible opportunity. When you have a decision to make, think to yourself "what would piss off a Nazi?" and do that.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

Neo Nazis do indeed get VERY upset about being called Nazis because they are not a literal card-carrying member of That One Party. That is why I make sure to call them Nazis at every possible opportunity. When you have a decision to make, think to yourself "what would piss off a Nazi?" and do that.

I used to divide them into nazi and neo nazi until I realised how much calling them them both nazis pissed them off.

Also if you poo poo on the "real" nazis or Hitler you got some very not-nazi people coming out of the wood works being very defensive about Hitler.

ie
"gently caress Hitler"
"You know the communists killed 200 million people"


Which can start some real logic spirals like someone making an imagine of the FCC guy as Hitler and you got exchanges like

"gently caress Hitler
"Not everyone you disagree with is a nazi"
Seriously gently caress Hitler and gently caress you for getting defensive about Hitler
"Stalin killed more"
gently caress you nazi
I can't be a nazi. I'm Jewish/black/etc but you need to fight nazism by education. Violence is not the way and we have to respect their freedom of speech

And once you got them in the communist net you can draw parallels between neo nazis and the Soviet Union as opposed to "real communists" like Marx himself and remind them that "real" communists never hurt anyone and are just chill worker class bros who like to share.

It's like they got the fundamentals down of being a functional human being and acting like a not-nazi but they can't hide the instinctive defensive reaction they get when someone shits on Hitler.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum
*steps in some dog poo poo* Oh gross this dog poo poo stinks :(

*Nazi bursts through the door* ACTUALLY I think you'll find it is cat poo poo that stinks!

In non-Nazi related news,

CROWS EVERYWHERE has a new favorite as of 09:46 on Feb 19, 2018

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
The real version of that would have everything between "....offer admission to every student" and the last paragraph cut out. Those fake "official letter listing every wacky thing you said/did" are the worst.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I do love how they throw in that their test scores were totally up to the standards.

They're wacky, but they're also real smart. They could have gotten in if they really wanted to.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Katt posted:

And once you got them in the communist net you can draw parallels between neo nazis and the Soviet Union as opposed to "real communists" like Marx himself and remind them that "real" communists never hurt anyone and are just chill worker class bros who like to share.

Hahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahaha

No true Scotsman

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

no true scotsman doesn't apply in this situation because scotsman is a national designation which has no deeper definition but communism is a much more complex thing than mere nationality

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
no true no true scotsman

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
The STDH is goons engaging anyone over this poo poo IRL.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

poptart_fairy posted:

The STDH is goons engaging anyone over this poo poo IRL.

Considering all the lovely alt-right posting you’ve done, you should probably stay out of this one champ.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

poptart_fairy posted:

The STDH is goons engaging anyone over this poo poo IRL.

No, you see, they're all #Woke and valiantly confront the alt righters they meet. Leaving them, of course, mouth agape, as everyone else claps.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Arivia posted:

Considering all the lovely alt-right posting you’ve done, you should probably stay out of this one champ.

This post from someone who threatens murder, and draws parallels to Nazis, because of disagreements over board games.

Internet tough guys writing about they'll totally own the Nazis is just embarrassing. At most you'd duck your head and gently caress off across the street, head bowed.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

poptart_fairy posted:

This post from someone who threatens murder, and draws parallels to Nazis, because of disagreements over board games.

Internet tough guys writing about they'll totally own the Nazis is just embarrassing. At most you'd duck your head and gently caress off across the street, head bowed.

Is this some fictional alternate universe where the nazis aren't Richard Spence and Milo Yololupos cowering at the might of high school antifa protestors?

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
When your enemy is that pathetic the posturing is even sadder.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Katt posted:

Is this some fictional alternate universe where the nazis aren't Richard Spence and Milo Yololupos cowering at the might of high school antifa protestors?

I get Spencer, but now people are actually calling Milo a Nazi?

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poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
He embraced them as a fan base. Whether or not he holds Nazi viewpoints at this stage is irrelevant: actively courting and mingling with them says it all.

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