Kobold Sex Tape posted:

ClothHat posted:

Wasn't this originally an edit to another different horrible furry comic?

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Panfilo posted:

*LA Beast holding fathers cremated remains on the edge of a pier* "I won't scatter your ashes to the heartless sea. You're all diamond subscribers to me. Like and Subscribe, dad." *Awkwardly wolfs down ashes* "Urk, it's got a texture to it, like grits. Not too bad when you Siracha up the cremains though."

sebmojo posted:

Kheldarn posted:

Solice Kirsk posted:

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Yo
His tools are ready, knees padded, brow is sweaty
There's dust on his shirt already, wood confetti

CzarChasm posted:

Hi! My name is -
Unh?
My name is -
Ruh?
My name is -
*Revs power drill X2*
-Tim taylor

I host the show with this hairy guy
Only problem is, he's somebody that I don't like
I buried my self in gravel,
glued my head to a panel,
Had to be saved by a dude in flannel

1stGear posted:

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

You're loving delusional if you think that Luigi would ever be a power bottom.

fruit on the bottom posted:

I was way off

The March Hare posted:

sometimes i just like to check in on varg and

fairlight posted:

Saruman the White Supremacist

a false posted:

[to a jewish person saying that they’re white] You Shall Not Pass

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

Same. Huh. I think I'd only be more surprised if it popped up in the gardening megathread.

little munchkin posted:

Here's a handy cheat sheet for winning Guess The Thread:

Description of someone's hosed up childhood - It's a thread about a retro video game
A crazy rant about social justice/politics - It's a pyf thread about video games
A long post that starts out normal but gets more unhinged and racist as it goes on - It's a thread about an mmo video game
A post about video games - It's either a Cinema Discusso post or a thread about politics
An unpromted list of someone's sexual fetishes - This is a tricky one, it could be a thread about pretty much any video game

LinYutang posted:

Zetsubou-san posted:

Rushi posted:

yo is mac short for macaroni or is it an acronym for macaroni and chesse

folder posted:

[Australian doctor wearing a white coat and cork hat and talking with a nasally upwards inflection]: Lookin at yer foile mate it’s a fairly simple case? But I just want you to imagine yeah? That you’re like a roo? And she’s carefully hoidin away her little joey? Carefully tuckin her away in her pouch, roight? Well that’s a bit like you mate, *shouting and throwing away clipboard* except you’ve only gone and put a cock too far up yer arse ya bleedin twozza
[Goon]: I let meself down Steve I’m really sorry mate

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It's good, cept the doc should have been called Bruce

Triticum Guzzler posted:

today the best post of all time is

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It's good, cept the doc should have been called Bruce

Midnight Voyager posted:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

My aunt has posted nothing about thoughts and prayers. Nothing about the shooting at all.

Except this:

Mister Mind posted:

Never Mind the Babies, Here's the Sex Rifles

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The goon, also.

Edit for content:

Syd Midnight posted:

I am surprised in a different way because I have this in my goons.txt:

its a fyad quote I saw in some previous SA Quotes thread, I've dug it up and applied it to "guess the thread" for a laff a few dozen times now and it has never been wrong.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

today the best post of all time is

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Are they actually in dire straits or are they just making funny-colored guitars now?

Neon Noodle posted:

Actual dire straits, their CEO is a lowpoly furniture delivery guy

Karate Bastard posted:

I wish people like that could get murdered using something really exotic, because then we could all join them in sarcastically shifting focus away from all those freak outlier ones that each got murdered using something really exotic.

I'm thinking kale bludgeoning. Cat grenades. Steam sale misadventure. Spoon misplacement. Obstruction of autoerotic longboarding. "Lint".

CannonFodder posted:

constant repetition of workout routine: serious political thread

Sagebrush posted:

"Little Elon! what in HELL are you building?"
"Jeez! Shut UP uncle Dreyfuss!^†"
"What's...where's...how do I even begin to describe your glovebox/touchscreen situation?!"
"I don't know! How about by shutting up!"
"You couldn't make your car any more electric, so you made an electric latch for your glovebox! SAY IT!"
"Jeez! It's high tech! Shut UP!"
"How come you kids are so GOD DAMNED stupid and just do the stupidest thing possible every SINGLE SECOND OF THE GOD DAMNED DAY!"
"I'm GOIN' TO MARS! I ain't NEVER comin' back!"

code:

Dear Diary,
Today I yelled at Little Elon
again. I guess I really lost my
cool this time, 'cause a little
while later this corporate PR
exec showed up to question me.
I could see her lacy bra
through her sheer blouse, and
pretty soon we were gettin' mad
-rutty.

Karate Bastard posted:

I wish people like that could get murdered using something really exotic, because then we could all join them in sarcastically shifting focus away from all those freak outlier ones that each got murdered using something really exotic.

I'm thinking kale bludgeoning. Cat grenades. Steam sale misadventure. Spoon misplacement. Obstruction of autoerotic longboarding. "Lint".

Lobok posted:

Well the Facebook aunt goes by Cooke Edoh so she's just asking to be thrown in an oven.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Someone I knew in college got his hands on some liquid nitrogen and one of the cats they use for dissections.

That was gross when it melted.

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

The... cat melted?

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

The... cat melted?

Solice Kirsk posted:

The Ultimate Snowball?

Solice Kirsk posted:

What would happen if you put a snowball into liquid nitrogen? Would it make The Ultimate Snowball?

trapped mouse posted:

I think this conversation is more about what happens when you put Snowball II in liquid nitrogen

Garrand posted:

Well then you just get Snowballga