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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

mind the walrus posted:

I like how totally superfluous the hospital became, when all they had to do was transfuse Connors in the swamp to begin with.

*nods furiously*

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ConfusedUs posted:

Clearly Peter was going to bound through the swamp again, cradling a dreamy hunk of man-flesh in his arms again.

Well no wonder MJ refused to leave, she had to see that too!

Push El Burrito posted:

Bruce forgot about that time he drove the boat earlier in the story.

Spidey's blood is really doing its thing in there, I guess.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

So how long until the entire cast needs a blood transfusion from Jameson?

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
"Boat pilot" could imply that MJ is a person familiar with the inlets and shallows of the everglades, and thus able to safely navigate there. Of course, that still leaves the question of how and why she learned that as a model.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

You don't get very far as a model without learning how to handle a stick shift.

brainSnakes
Jul 11, 2011

I'd never save you in a million years

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Soo that's The Lizard's Reptile Revolution! Like Aquaman, but for swamps instead of oceans.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Let the GRONNNKvolution begin! :black101:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

JJJ: "Say, you two never told me your names..."
Cannon Fodder #1: "Oh, we don't have names Mr. Jameson!"
Red Shirt #2: "Yeah, we're just here to get eaten. Should be happening aaaaany minute now, you'll see!"

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Jerusalem posted:

Let the GRONNNKvolution begin! :black101:

They are all close cousins of the gator from before, come to take revenge on Banner for throwing Mr Gronkosaurus into that hospital.

(The less funny option is Lizard is using some kind of lizardpheromones to get them to him so they can do his bidding.)

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

evilmiera posted:

They are all close cousins of the gator from before, come to take revenge on Banner for throwing Mr Gronkosaurus into that hospital.

(The less funny option is Lizard is using some kind of lizardpheromones to get them to him so they can do his bidding.)

so they can gently caress him

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Oh no jonah got flattened by a car :(

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
For some unknown reason, I thought of this

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



amazing

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Samuringa posted:

For some unknown reason, I thought of this



"What's the big idea kid! You told me this river had pictures, pictures of Spider-Man! Why I oughta..... :argh:"

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Chinston Wurchill posted:

The correct term is "captain" Dr. Banner.

"Boat pilot" amuses me way more than it should.
No, he's right. A captain is in charge of a boat but the person who does the steering is the pilot.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Yep. The word "pilot" is actually theorised to come from the ancient Greek word for a rudder or steering oar. It was a boat term first, adapted to an aerospace context simply because boats were what we already had the language for.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Tiggum posted:

No, he's right. A captain is in charge of a boat but the person who does the steering is the pilot.

That's why Bruce has 7 PhDs and I only have one. :smith:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Jonah no Spider-Man will beat your score he's better at hopping, like some kind of.... Hopping spider or something...

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

Samuringa posted:

For some unknown reason, I thought of this



I love that episode but it also just makes me want to watch It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



He’s going to voltron up into a giant pile of snake gators!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Oh of course newspaper the Lizard has reptile-attraction powers.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he's definitely gonna gently caress those animals

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
He's like Spider-man summoning the spiders, only for real :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Endless Mike posted:

Oh of course newspaper the Lizard has reptile-attraction powers.

He went to the swamp, worked up a sweat and then took his shirt off. They couldn't resist.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
God I'm dying at Lizard's hands raised high like Mickey Mouse casting a spell.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Synthbuttrange posted:



He’s going to voltron up into a giant pile of snake gators!

He’s conducting a swamp reptile choir!

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Push El Burrito posted:

God I'm dying at Lizard's hands raised high like Mickey Mouse casting a spell.

Quick, somebody put in little lighting bolts shooting from his fingertips.

frodnonnag
Aug 13, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:



He’s going to voltron up into a giant pile of snake gators!

If he used to call him the lizard, what does he call him now?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Gun the engine and plow through him!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

frodnonnag posted:

If he used to call him the lizard, what does he call him now?

love machine of the everglades

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Synthbuttrange posted:



He’s going to voltron up into a giant pile of snake gators!
Looks like Connors has grown yet another arm from his nose.

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

love machine of the everglades

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

frodnonnag posted:

If he used to call him the lizard, what does he call him now?

JJJ: We used to call him The Lizard. We still do, but we used to, too. :xd:
Businessman #1: You know we brought you out here to kill you and dump your corpse, right?

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

Synthbuttrange posted:



He’s going to voltron up into a giant pile of snake gators!

God I hope so.

I love how you can never rule anything out in this comic. I read a suggestion that the Lizard is going to form a snake-gator voltron and I think "Yeah, that makes sense with the way things have played out so far".

Daeren
Aug 18, 2009

YER MUSTACHE IS CROOKED

Push El Burrito posted:

God I'm dying at Lizard's hands raised high like Mickey Mouse casting a spell.



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



I love this thread so, so much

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.

:wow:

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Daeren posted:



I call it the Herpetologist's Apprentice.

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