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SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



GWBBQ posted:

There are also plenty of DIYers out there, I have an RFID chip in my hand and am planning on doing another two.

But why tho?

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Cyberpunkey Monkey posted:

I saw a documentary once where a guy basically did that with silicone injections... The Perfect Penis iirc?

That dude gave himself a potato dick & probably suffered from some sort of mental illness.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Because I'm a huge nerd, enjoy tinkering with electronics, work professionally with control systems, and I really like the idea of controlling things by just waving my hand at them. It's not something I ever expect most people to have any interest in, but it's a DIY niche that I've gotten into.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

GWBBQ posted:

Because I'm a huge nerd, enjoy tinkering with electronics, work professionally with control systems, and I really like the idea of controlling things by just waving my hand at them. It's not something I ever expect most people to have any interest in, but it's a DIY niche that I've gotten into.

Don't you have to insert it on your own?

Idk the idea of suturing a wound of mine with a foreign object in it freaks me out

Also how accurate is it? Genuinely curious if you use it day to day over your hands

orange sky
May 7, 2007

This dude's Twitter profile is guillotine.txt

https://twitter.com/kayodemodupeojo

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

orange sky posted:

This dude's Twitter profile is guillotine.txt

https://twitter.com/kayodemodupeojo

is that maf holding a clamshell phone?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

LegoPirateNinja posted:

is that maf holding a clamshell phone?

Is that really more suprisinge than his luxury blowjob machine banner image?

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Dreddout posted:

Don't you have to insert it on your own?

Idk the idea of suturing a wound of mine with a foreign object in it freaks me out

Also how accurate is it? Genuinely curious if you use it day to day over your hands
Dangerous Things sells 2x12mm chips preloaded in a syringe/taper assembly so it's just an 8ga hole that you can cover with a band aid. Wash your hands thoroughly, spread out the sterile mat, glove up and lay everything out, swab with the antiseptic they include for 30 seconds, and insert. They sell anesthetic patches to numb the area, but for $20 I passed and just numbed the injection site with an ice cube. The range isn't as good as a card, but I can tap the back of my hand to the HID readers you see in lots of buildings and activate it. I just got a $25 kit I'm going to hook up in my car so I can wave my hand over the driver's side mirror and unlock the doors. Between the implant and the reader, I've spent a whopping $2 more than an OEM remote would cost me.

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

The Nastier Nate posted:

He also decided the only thing he never needed to eat was fruit and basically overloaded his system with sugar.

Steve Jobs is a bad example though because he was a nutcase before he was rich.

I'm sure those malignant cells loved all that glucose too. Steve jobs is proof rich people aren't geniuses.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


GWBBQ posted:

Dangerous Things sells 2x12mm chips preloaded in a syringe/taper assembly so it's just an 8ga hole that you can cover with a band aid. Wash your hands thoroughly, spread out the sterile mat, glove up and lay everything out, swab with the antiseptic they include for 30 seconds, and insert. They sell anesthetic patches to numb the area, but for $20 I passed and just numbed the injection site with an ice cube. The range isn't as good as a card, but I can tap the back of my hand to the HID readers you see in lots of buildings and activate it. I just got a $25 kit I'm going to hook up in my car so I can wave my hand over the driver's side mirror and unlock the doors. Between the implant and the reader, I've spent a whopping $2 more than an OEM remote would cost me.

excuse me but the stake&kindling.pdf thread is that way >>>>

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
Originally in the hot takes thread, but it deserves a place here:
https://twitter.com/TheKouk/status/969106371814633474

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GWBBQ posted:

You hear about the ones doing poo poo like this and the nootropic craze, but there are also plenty of anarchist types like Four Thieves Vinegar who responded to the EpiPen scandal by releasing DIY Epi Pencil plans and are working on open source production instructions for pyrimethamine (the one that Shkreli jacked up the price of.) Their plan is to sell a micro lab and effectively make expensive drugs open source. There are also plenty of DIYers out there, I have an RFID chip in my hand and am planning on doing another two.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Guillotine that man

Sing Along
Feb 28, 2017

by Athanatos
we're gonna need a bigger guillotine

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

GWBBQ posted:

Because I'm a huge nerd, enjoy tinkering with electronics, work professionally with control systems, and I really like the idea of controlling things by just waving my hand at them. It's not something I ever expect most people to have any interest in, but it's a DIY niche that I've gotten into.

i'm so glad civilization is doomed

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

GWBBQ posted:

Dangerous Things sells 2x12mm chips preloaded in a syringe/taper assembly so it's just an 8ga hole that you can cover with a band aid. Wash your hands thoroughly, spread out the sterile mat, glove up and lay everything out, swab with the antiseptic they include for 30 seconds, and insert. They sell anesthetic patches to numb the area, but for $20 I passed and just numbed the injection site with an ice cube. The range isn't as good as a card, but I can tap the back of my hand to the HID readers you see in lots of buildings and activate it. I just got a $25 kit I'm going to hook up in my car so I can wave my hand over the driver's side mirror and unlock the doors. Between the implant and the reader, I've spent a whopping $2 more than an OEM remote would cost me.

you sound normal

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
love to buy uncertified, unregulated electronics that are tagged "USE AT YOUR OWN RISK" from a store literally called "Dangerous Things" and then literally implant them into my own body

performing minor self-surgery to own the libs

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.


Any Banker making $350,000 a year is constantly surrounded by Big Boi Bankers who make millions of dollars per year, so it's kind of easy to see where he thinks he's really hard done by. After all everything is relative!

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

GWBBQ posted:

I have an RFID chip in my hand and am planning on doing another two.

is my hand still attached to my body

*checks app, pings hand*

yep, still there

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
People who implant non-vital areas of their body with chunks of plastic also do make me extremely upset because once I decide technology is uncool it would be too much effort to think about the implications on case by case basis.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Teal posted:

People who implant non-vital areas of their body with chunks of plastic also do make me extremely upset because once I decide technology is uncool it would be too much effort to think about the implications on case by case basis.

Technology has never been cool nerd. I can only pray a chad shoves you into your bike locker/sleeping pod next totally-not-mandatory Saturday 'code jam'

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
If you think technology isn't cool you're a big dumb because only through technology are we going to achieve

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

GWBBQ posted:

Dangerous Things sells 2x12mm chips preloaded in a syringe/taper assembly so it's just an 8ga hole that you can cover with a band aid. Wash your hands thoroughly, spread out the sterile mat, glove up and lay everything out, swab with the antiseptic they include for 30 seconds, and insert. They sell anesthetic patches to numb the area, but for $20 I passed and just numbed the injection site with an ice cube. The range isn't as good as a card, but I can tap the back of my hand to the HID readers you see in lots of buildings and activate it. I just got a $25 kit I'm going to hook up in my car so I can wave my hand over the driver's side mirror and unlock the doors. Between the implant and the reader, I've spent a whopping $2 more than an OEM remote would cost me.

what the gently caress

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Truga posted:

If you think technology isn't cool you're a big dumb because only through technology are we going to achieve


i'm too lazy to post a pic of those robot security guards that harass homeless people, so pretend I did that

augias
Apr 7, 2009

GWBBQ posted:

Dangerous Things sells 2x12mm chips preloaded in a syringe/taper assembly so it's just an 8ga hole that you can cover with a band aid. Wash your hands thoroughly, spread out the sterile mat, glove up and lay everything out, swab with the antiseptic they include for 30 seconds, and insert. They sell anesthetic patches to numb the area, but for $20 I passed and just numbed the injection site with an ice cube. The range isn't as good as a card, but I can tap the back of my hand to the HID readers you see in lots of buildings and activate it. I just got a $25 kit I'm going to hook up in my car so I can wave my hand over the driver's side mirror and unlock the doors. Between the implant and the reader, I've spent a whopping $2 more than an OEM remote would cost me.

guillotine this man's hands

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Main Paineframe posted:

i'm too lazy to post a pic of those robot security guards that harass homeless people, so pretend I did that

https://twitter.com/Rhizzone_Txt/status/942473219570896897

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
implanted microchip activated guillotines

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

as usual the robot is not the problem, capitalism is

Imagine that same robot, except glorious red, and instead of harrassing homeless people it played sick tunes and gave out weed

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
i was about to start saying something along these lines, but this is perfect

Wheeee posted:

as usual the robot is not the problem, capitalism is

Imagine that same robot, except glorious red, and instead of harrassing homeless people it played sick tunes and passed out weed

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

i went for a ski trip over christmas break and the car we borrowed had a gps that would email the dudes parents if the car was speeding. probably i played too much shadowrun but i kept wanting to rip it out before a corporate goon squad murders us all

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Wheeee posted:

as usual the robot is not the problem, capitalism is

Imagine that same robot, except glorious red, and instead of harrassing homeless people it played sick tunes and gave out weed

This is actually part of Bernie's healthcare plan

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Truga posted:

If you think technology isn't cool you're a big dumb because only through technology are we going to achieve


I want a print of this poster

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

augias posted:

guillotine this man's hands

hosed up, hows he supposed to get his doors open then?

Siamang
Nov 15, 2003
From that site, "biohacking tools":

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Main Paineframe posted:

keep in mind that the historical accounts that survived to the modern day were written by people mostly associated with and sympathetic to the nobles, and needed to portray the peasants as brutal inhuman savages, both to show a moral necessity for feudalism and in order to justify the bloody, murderous reprisals the nobles committed against pretty much the entire region

true or not im fairly certain way more hosed up stuff took place all the time.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

we’re all brutal inhuman savages deep down, it’s what makes us human

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

GUYS ITS HAPPENING

THE SOCIALIST PARTYof South Africa IS SEIZING THE LAND OF THE RICH WHITE PEOPLE!

https://www.theroot.com/for-the-descendents-of-south-africas-colonizers-the-tim-1823440236

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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Retromancer posted:

GUYS ITS HAPPENING

THE SOCIALIST PARTYof South Africa IS SEIZING THE LAND OF THE RICH WHITE PEOPLE!

https://www.theroot.com/for-the-descendents-of-south-africas-colonizers-the-tim-1823440236
both ironically and unironically good

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