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# ? Mar 11, 2018 17:27 |
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Running away screaming into the night e: I'm gonna say that Usos means Roode and New Day means Orton for that question.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 17:36 |
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Can't get a speeding ticket if you don't drive
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 17:49 |
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driving faster than the speed of night
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 17:55 |
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Being white and trying to start the whitest conversations to make the cop forget about the speeding No but really ACAB and I would just tell him/her that my speed read differently.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 18:01 |
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you're the best guy for running this but if I vote "usos" on randy orton vs bobby roode, which one is the usos E: I picked roode for the record, I'm just not sure if he's an uso. Honorary uso? E2: Oh you just say "hi I'm bleeding all over myself if you need to verify it I can bring out my underwear please escort me to the nearest restroom because I'm terrified I'm going to stain my vehicle's seats" Fluffy Bunnies fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Mar 11, 2018 |
# ? Mar 11, 2018 18:03 |
Being a former governor and current president of a state university and using your mere presence to scare the cop off despite speeding in a school zone (gently caress you Mitch Daniels)a Also I picked The Glorious one since that question was borked Thanks again Golashes!
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 18:13 |
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throwing it in the garbage
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 18:14 |
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How to get out of a speeding ticket: Using public transportation.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 18:23 |
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Raising my arms slowly and then bringing them down quickly so fire shoots from the cop's pen and how he gonna write a ticket now with all that FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!?!?
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 18:26 |
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murder the cop
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 18:37 |
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Death by cop and it’s fitting because this ppv is going to be so bad I’ll want to kill myself while watching it
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 18:46 |
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Never getting caught is the best way to get out of a speeding ticket I'm gonna assume Usos means Bobby Rude as well so mark me down for Roode.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 18:55 |
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Just say you’re gonna poop yourself or whatever. I don’t know I’m a super cool guy who lives in NYC Also I voted “different match” for the USOs/ New Day repeat question so I’ll take my 2 points thanks
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 18:56 |
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Doing the Rainmaker pose and having Gedo in the back talking the cops ear off
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 19:02 |
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Sucking the cop’s dick of course. Least I could do for those who protect and serve.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 19:13 |
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Seduce the lady cop with my roguish good looks into not only not giving me a ticket but also being my lady And I also picked the Usos to win the Bob Roode vs. Rand Orton match under the believe that the Usos are Roode Boys
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 19:14 |
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Write his name in the Death Note and drive off, knowing he'll die soon after
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 19:31 |
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My favourite way to get out of a speeding ticket... I'll use the ol' trick Big Tom Callahan taught his son... bees!! I will also choose the "Usos" as the Bobby Roode replacement in the US Title match.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 19:36 |
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Not speeding. I chose no contest on roode/orton since neither of the choices were right.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 19:55 |
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Break the speedometer. Can't be done for speeding if you don't know how fast you were going. Also chose Usos as Roodes replacement
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 19:58 |
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Stopping the car, running out of it at high speed screaming BEES! BEES!
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 19:58 |
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Through a series of cunning riddles, each more devious than the last. I'm going with Orton over Bobby Roode.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 19:59 |
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picked new day = orton for us title Getting out of the speeding ticket: dole out a free zj. We are driving to see this abortion live, so I may have the chance to test this theory (hopefully not)
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 20:20 |
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Calmly talking with the officer and hope that they give me a warning.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 20:43 |
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delfin posted:Stopping the car, running out of it at high speed screaming BEES! BEES! I like where your head's at.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 20:58 |
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Being white duh
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 21:02 |
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I don't drive
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 21:07 |
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to get out of a ticket i take the cop's badge and become the cop
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 21:51 |
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i just tell them i am traveling and not driving, and then they legally can't give me a ticket
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 22:05 |
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White privilege is my super power for getting out of tickets
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 22:13 |
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When I roll my window down the toxic smell of my farts wafts out from the window and into the cop's face, knocking them unconscious immediately and giving them short-term amnesia. I drive off, triumphant.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 22:14 |
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Being a white male is the best way to get out of speeding tickets.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 22:27 |
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Saying I have to pee.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 22:30 |
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I throw an admiralty flag out the window into their faces, rendering them powerless. I also put down "Usos" meaning Bobby Roode.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 22:31 |
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Jerusalem posted:I throw an admiralty flag out the window into their faces, rendering them powerless. I've covered my car in gold fringes which indicates that only naval law applies to it which means it can't be over the speed limit. Check and mate.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 22:38 |
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You are watching this because you hate yourself, same as the rest of us! My favorite way to get out of a speeding ticket is to be so obviously a clean-cut white boy that cops assume I had a good excuse.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 22:58 |
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One time I got a ticket while driving my drunk parents back home from a party in Seguin, Texas. Turns out my mom knew all the cops in the city and so she got it dismissed. I didn't have to do poo poo aside from worry about a ticket for 12 hours, it ruled. I highly suggest being related to someone who socializes with everyone in a small town if you're gonna speed through that small town.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 23:07 |
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keep speeding forever
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 23:09 |
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i had an ex that knew ASL, and when she got pulled over, she would feign not being able to speak it worked until she got a cop that knew sign language too
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 23:13 |