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Cloroxsh Multipurposhe Cleaning Shpray. Check.
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Mar 12, 2018 21:24
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Dependsh Ultra Adult Undergarmentsh. Check.
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Mar 12, 2018 21:24
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The namesh Bond. Gold Bond medicated powder. Check. |
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Mar 12, 2018 21:27
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Here's a joke fragment. Q is showing sean connnery cool gadgets but they're for doing mundane shopping stuff, errands, etc. That's all I've got for now but maybe some day it'll be a funy joke |
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Mar 12, 2018 21:29
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she milk ape. Check. |
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Mar 12, 2018 21:41
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alnilam posted:Here's a joke fragment. Q is showing sean connnery cool gadgets but they're for doing mundane shopping stuff, errands, etc. That's all I've got for now but maybe some day it'll be a funy joke Q: "And with the use of these plastic dividers, and markings for each day of the week, you can track your medications most effectively 007." Connery: "Shuch gadgetry ish prone to failure, q. In my day I didn't need a plashtic overlord telling me which pillsh to pop. Any drug, any order, I did not give a gently caress. Benzosh, methamphetamine, whatever. and look at me now. King of the world, Q. Why I don't mind telling you, i needed shpeed jusht to get out of bed mosht daysh. And my what what a provocative bed it wash. i onshe shmacked zha zha gabor upshide the head for her churlish behavior and she thanked me for it. Women, Q, shometimesh they need correction to shtay on the shtraight and narrow courshe. Shomething people jusht don't undershtand theshe daysh." Q: "Right, right, of course, sir. Anyway, it's Saturday, so you see which pills you need to take, right?" [CONNERY's face contorts with rage, and he attempts to flip the table over but fails because of ENFEEBLEMENT. He settles for shoving the plastic canister off the table, moving it centimeters per shove (like a cat) until it falls off.] CONNERY: "Blasht it, Q. I didn't get where I am today reading lettersh off of shmall boxesh. What about the pen, doesh it have a deadly lasher or a tiny embedded gun of shome short?" Q: "Ah, I'm particular proud of this one double O. This thick grip is carefully designed to be easy to handle even with your persistent joint pain. It will make your handwriting a lot more legible." |
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Mar 12, 2018 21:59
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Mar 12, 2018 22:16
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sean connery shipping chart "i ship the engineer from team fortresh 2 with atshuka from neon geneshish evangelion" take the moon fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Mar 12, 2018 |
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Mar 12, 2018 22:16
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Well, if it were late 60s / early 70s Connery, he'd no doubt have a few cansh of brown schpray paint.
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Mar 12, 2018 22:35
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| One Travel-Shize Bottle of Coppertone EshPF Forty Shuntan Lotion | |
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Mar 12, 2018 22:50
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Mar 12, 2018 22:50
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Condomsh... "Ribbed for her pleashure"?... check. |
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Mar 12, 2018 23:00
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Totinosh Bold Ransh Blashted Pepperoni Rolshs©.......check *looks at byob* That one wash a mouthfull washn't it? Jush like the mouthfull of flavor you get in every bit of Totinosh© pisha flavored roll producshts. Available at your local Grosher today! Koishi Komeiji fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Mar 13, 2018
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Mar 13, 2018 00:13
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| You forgot to say check | |
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Mar 13, 2018 00:53
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cda posted:You forgot to say check g-g-gomen 
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Mar 13, 2018 00:57
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Molashesh for Sean’s shuper shpecial reshipe pancakesh Check |
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Mar 13, 2018 01:01
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cda posted:Twenty Four Plashtic Forksh. Check. I always wanted my own plastic fork brand! Glad to hear Sean likes em!
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Mar 13, 2018 14:29
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Cashier: Paper or plastic? Sean Connery: Plashtic poizuns the shees! The fish shuffocate! Porposhis get that poo poo stuck to thier finz! Cashier: So paper then? Sean Connery: Yesh! Emphatically, YESH! Cashier: Why do you hate trees so much? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 13, 2018 15:14
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Rewardsch card? Well, I do have a lischensche of schorts... a lischence to k- no thanksch I wouldn’t like to schign up right now |
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Mar 13, 2018 15:28
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Macnult posted:Rewardsch card? Well, I do have a lischensche of schorts... a lischence to k- no thanksch I wouldn’t like to schign up right now lol ---------------- |
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Mar 13, 2018 15:52
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alnilam posted:Here's a joke fragment. Q is showing sean connnery cool gadgets but they're for doing mundane shopping stuff, errands, etc. That's all I've got for now but maybe some day it'll be a funy joke I would like to report this post. |
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Mar 13, 2018 16:46
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Shweet and shour shauce. Check.
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Mar 13, 2018 19:38
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Shome short of mashine that turnsh an ordinary dog into a human. Prime exclushive - Lightning deal, shixty pershent off. Shure why not? Check. 2 days later. You're the man now dog!
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Mar 13, 2018 22:44
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having difficulty finding the right, non-booby trapped aisle for jams and spreads at the store map because "jelly begins with an i" |
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Mar 18, 2018 23:49
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canyoneer posted:having difficulty finding the right, non-booby trapped aisle for jams and spreads at the store map because "jelly begins with an i" only the peanutent shpread shall pash . . . theshe lipsh |
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Mar 18, 2018 23:54
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Shocks.
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Mar 18, 2018 23:56
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Shereal.
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Mar 18, 2018 23:57
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Shop.
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Mar 18, 2018 23:58
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| Capri Shun. Check. | |
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Mar 19, 2018 01:39
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"Attention shoppers! You have been raised up from Brutality, to kill the Brutals who multiply, and are legion. To this end, Kroger your God gave you the gift of the Discount Card. The Discount Card is good!"
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Mar 19, 2018 02:28
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(noting how wet the cart is from sitting out in the rain) Thish is a shopping cart! |
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Mar 19, 2018 14:57
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beard shampoo... check *sees a lady carrying a small dog with her while shopping* you’re the man now, dog!!! |
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Mar 19, 2018 15:41
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You know what she shells? She shells! That'sh right I'll shay it again- SHE SHELLS SHE SHELLS! BY THE SHE SHORE! Shay shomething! Are you getting thish? SHE SHELLS SHE SHELLS BY THE SHE SHORE! WITHOUT A LISHENSE! GUARDS, ARRESHT THIS WOMAN! Police officer: Sir, are you DRUNK? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 19, 2018 16:52
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jigger of haggis .... check |
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Mar 19, 2018 16:58
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I Can't Believe It'sh Not Butter... lissht showsh butter, but I'll BELIEVE WHATEVER I DESHIRE. check.
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Mar 19, 2018 17:00
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Schandalwood Inshense Shticks.
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Mar 19, 2018 21:02
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albany academy posted:Condomsh... "Ribbed for her pleashure"? "How the hell did theshe get in here?" |
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