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TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Drink and Fight posted:

It took me a second to figure out that's not supposed to be one person.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:36

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# ? May 13, 2024 08:07

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

Drink and Fight posted:

It took me a second to figure out that's not supposed to be one person.

At first glance, I thought this was a really lovely NBC tattoo- the toy was Sally without a head, and a lovely Jack doing the nipple play.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 21:52

Drink and Fight: Feb 2, 2003

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

For some reason it makes me laugh. A lot.

A baby who huff he own farts, a shameful baby.

# ? Mar 17, 2018 22:18

Vato: Jan 14, 2018

There are a lot of Kewpie Doll tattoos. Many far, far worse than that one. I mean, I know that's supposed to be a baby sucking on a tit, but it made me think of a poorly done Kewpie.

Also, I said "Blergh!" out loud when I saw it. I'm pro-breast feeding.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 02:54

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Male Tears posted:

I thought that was a sewn-up incision on the side of the mom.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 04:38

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

So I have to clarify; that is a guy sucking his own dick right? Cause I have no clue

# ? Mar 18, 2018 05:08

Tears In A Vial: Jan 13, 2008

Field Mousepad posted:

So I have to clarify; that is a guy sucking his own dick right? Cause I have no clue

it's breastfeeding?

# ? Mar 18, 2018 05:11

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Field Mousepad posted:

So I have to clarify; that is a guy sucking his own dick right? Cause I have no clue

What dicks have you been looking at jfc

# ? Mar 18, 2018 05:34

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
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Knormal posted:

I thought that was a sewn-up incision on the side of the mom.

Yeah, c section scar

Field Mousepad posted:

So I have to clarify; that is a guy sucking his own dick right? Cause I have no clue

Lol this rules

# ? Mar 18, 2018 05:52

PurdWerfect: Aug 29, 2000

Male Tears posted:

Apparently, I'm IOSM cause I really like that. Clean lines and imaginative.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 05:59

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PurdWerfect posted:

Apparently, I'm IOSM cause I really like that. Clean lines and imaginative.

Those fingers and toes suck, especially for the style.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 07:13

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Male Tears posted:

imagine being this person's child, and knowing your mom has this tattooed on her arm

imagine her picking you up from school, or your friends coming over

# ? Mar 18, 2018 07:52

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I didn't imagine that at all because I just assumed it's on a guy...which is probably worse.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 07:57

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Code Jockey posted:

imagine being this person's child, and knowing your mom has this tattooed on her arm

imagine her picking you up from school, or your friends coming over

"Hey Breyghdyn, you still suckin yo mamas tiddy?"

# ? Mar 18, 2018 08:07

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Picnic Princess posted:

"Hey Breyghdyn, you still suckin yo mamas tiddy?"

Breyghdyn's mom got it going on.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 08:10

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

that is one concerned-rear end baby

# ? Mar 18, 2018 09:22

super size soft serve: Aug 28, 2011; You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

Looks like a cheap replication of this guy's stuff: http://www.instagram.com/woo_loves_you/ Not that he's the only one to do it, but to me that's what it's supposed to look like. Not with those weak, skinny lines.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 13:22

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Those fingers and toes suck, especially for the style.

There are no toes in that picture.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 15:42

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Blue Footed Booby posted:

There are no toes in that picture.

I think the stuff in the bottom of the point of the heart is meant to be the baby's toes, and the little ) is meant to be its ankle bone.

Am on phone now, so cannot badly MS Paint what I'm talking about, as is the local custom.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 16:09

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Blue Footed Booby posted:

There are no toes in that picture.

Wrong

# ? Mar 18, 2018 16:10

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Snowy posted:

Yeah, c section scar

Lol this rules

Haha I didn't get a good look at it, I'm using the app. Also I'm a moron.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 16:34

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

If those aren't toes, why is there a lateral malleolus? Who the hell has babby removed from their side?

# ? Mar 18, 2018 16:37

HungryMedusa: Apr 28, 2003

The baby looks like it just latched on and can taste that mom ate super spicy curry and drank a bottle of whisky last night

I'm on team toes

# ? Mar 18, 2018 16:43

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Now we know how Kuato spends a Saturday night.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 16:49

Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

AlbieQuirky posted:

I think the stuff in the bottom of the point of the heart is meant to be the baby's toes, and the little ) is meant to be its ankle bone.

Am on phone now, so cannot badly MS Paint what I'm talking about, as is the local custom.

Here ya go, babby in blue.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 19:16

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

Nuevo posted:

Here ya go, babby in blue.

suffocating on the booby

# ? Mar 18, 2018 19:27

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Nuevo posted:

Here ya go, babby in blue.

I thought the toes were a C-section scar.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 19:38

Vato: Jan 14, 2018

super size soft serve posted:

Looks like a cheap replication of this guy's stuff: http://www.instagram.com/woo_loves_you/ Not that he's the only one to do it, but to me that's what it's supposed to look like. Not with those weak, skinny lines.

I think you are right.

Whoever copied it left out the thumbs up, too!

Well, at least the letters are easy to read.

Well, at least...uh.

I'm really have no idea what this is supposed to say. Juttis? Maybe that's a name I'm unfamiliar with. If so, my bad.

The right to bare armpits. :rimshot:

# ? Mar 18, 2018 19:55

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Vato posted:

I'm really have no idea what this is supposed to say. Juttis? Maybe that's a name I'm unfamiliar with. If so, my bad.

"Hullis", I believe.

Alternately: "rear end in a top hat for making you try to decipher this"

# ? Mar 18, 2018 20:03

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

Vato posted:

I'm really have no idea what this is supposed to say. Juttis? Maybe that's a name I'm unfamiliar with. If so, my bad.

Jullia?

# ? Mar 18, 2018 21:53

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Vato posted:

I'm really have no idea what this is supposed to say. Juttis? Maybe that's a name I'm unfamiliar with. If so, my bad.

futtis?

# ? Mar 18, 2018 22:41

Vato: Jan 14, 2018

whypick1 posted:

"Hullis", I believe.

Alternately: "rear end in a top hat for making you try to decipher this"

Johnny Truant posted:

Jullia?

Pick posted:

futtis?

It's maddening, isn't it? I want to call up the shop and ask!

This fox stuck in a cherry tree is a good representation of my frustration.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 23:28

Tears In A Vial: Jan 13, 2008

This is Ben Affleck

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/975484412417662976

# ? Mar 18, 2018 23:35

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

super size soft serve posted:

Looks like a cheap replication of this guy's stuff: http://www.instagram.com/woo_loves_you/ Not that he's the only one to do it, but to me that's what it's supposed to look like. Not with those weak, skinny lines.

Holy poo poo I am in love with that guy's artwork. Too bad it appears booking a session would mean going to Seoul.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 23:56

Flea Bargain: Dec 9, 2008; 'Twas brillig

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Holy poo poo I am in love with that guy's artwork. Too bad it appears booking a session would mean going to Seoul.

I'm going to Seoul and Japan in July, but was gonna try and book in with Ildo. Maybe I should get something from this guy too!

# ? Mar 19, 2018 01:26

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Tears In A Vial posted:

This is Ben Affleck

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/975484412417662976

Bullshit. That�s ridiculous. Jesus Christ it�s real. And hideous.

# ? Mar 19, 2018 04:23

Tears In A Vial: Jan 13, 2008

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Bullshit. That�s ridiculous. Jesus Christ it�s real. And hideous.

# ? Mar 19, 2018 04:30

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Tears In A Vial posted:

So dod-gamned ugly.

# ? Mar 19, 2018 04:39

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Avenging_Mikon posted:

So dod-gamned ugly.

And the tattoo sucks too!

# ? Mar 19, 2018 04:39

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BgRdMchne: Oct 31, 2011

Avenging_Mikon posted:

And the tattoo sucks too!

it doesn't work if you set up your own jokes, dude

# ? Mar 19, 2018 05:36

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