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Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

RaceBannon posted:

That's really lame and awful

Why is that? Fewer humans means we have a chance to save the planet from killing the oceans, pollution and pain + suffering caused from lack of resources.

Having kids is objectively bad for the world at this point, on an individual level. It's just something that people need to accept. That's one of the weirder parts of birth- we think of it as selfish to NOT have kids... which is both a holdover from history where that was totally true, and also a defense mechanism that shields people from having to consider the practical repercussions of having children.

I have no issue with people's choices- I'm happily married for nearly a decade at this point, have a very fulfilling and happy life with no children, and I won't have to pay any real price for overpopulation - it's your kids that will have to pay that price, actually. All I ask is that you're realistic about the effect you're having on the world, because it's important that we understand the consequences of our actions.

It's like littering I suppose. Do you, as a single person, ruin the world by littering? Nope. It's basically inconsequential. But combine all litter, and the world is choking on its trash and the ocean is slowly dying. (sorry to compare children to littering, I know that's a mean comparison, please take the analogy to heart instead of the literal comparison).

Taima fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Mar 18, 2018

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
gently caress paw patrol

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
My hypothetical kids live as ghosts in the alternate universe where I was embraced by a woman instead of depression and booze when I still thought having kids was a thing I wanted to do. Not bitter about it or anything, it really turned out fine.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I have an 11 year old. He lives with me in the summer, and the other 3/4ths of the year halfway across the country with his mom and stepdad, leaving me to feel like a bachelor again. He's a proto-goon, caring more about video games than actual human interaction. Because of this, he and I actually bond quite a bit, and I would sometimes go so far as to think of him as my best friend. He's what I'm most proud of in life, and besides, in spite of all the depressing ways I'm a lifelong screwup and failure, isn't the finish line for being alive passing on your genetic material to the next generation? In a screwy way, I win. :unsmith:

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
Aww, yeah, you did it bud :kiddo:

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?
In a hundred years we'll all be 5 percent Gengis Khan and 25 percent Duggar so anyone else breeding right now is giving human biodiversity a big leg up. Thanks for keeping those goon genes chugging along Choco1980

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


RaceBannon posted:

That's really lame and awful

Nah it's fine.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

Icochet posted:

gently caress paw patrol

Paw patrol is awful but theres this YouTube guy called Blippi and its a million times worse than paw patrol

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

Taima posted:

Why is that? Fewer humans means we have a chance to save the planet from killing the oceans, pollution and pain + suffering caused from lack of resources.

Having kids is objectively bad for the world at this point, on an individual level. It's just something that people need to accept. That's one of the weirder parts of birth- we think of it as selfish to NOT have kids... which is both a holdover from history where that was totally true, and also a defense mechanism that shields people from having to consider the practical repercussions of having children.

I have no issue with people's choices- I'm happily married for nearly a decade at this point, have a very fulfilling and happy life with no children, and I won't have to pay any real price for overpopulation - it's your kids that will have to pay that price, actually. All I ask is that you're realistic about the effect you're having on the world, because it's important that we understand the consequences of our actions.

It's like littering I suppose. Do you, as a single person, ruin the world by littering? Nope. It's basically inconsequential. But combine all litter, and the world is choking on its trash and the ocean is slowly dying. (sorry to compare children to littering, I know that's a mean comparison, please take the analogy to heart instead of the literal comparison).

Kids rule Im sorry your brain is broke, hopefully everyone elses kid contribute enough to pay for your lovely government run old folks home so youre taken care of :)

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Do it ironically posted:

Paw patrol is awful but theres this YouTube guy called Blippi and its a million times worse than paw patrol

ugh his loving voice

It would be 100x more bearable if he just spoke like a normal human being. It's like he's trying to have a wacky voice but just can't get it quite right.

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


My kids are with their mom today and I get them back tomorrow. From what shes told this morning they are good.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

Do it ironically posted:

Kids rule Im sorry your brain is broke, hopefully everyone elses kid contribute enough to pay for your lovely government run old folks home so youre taken care of :)

I've never said they don't rule, just that they are ruining the world in the quantity that they are being produced, which they are, sorry if that bothers you.

And the implication that my "brain is broke" has no effect on me because my life is really good and I'm not insecure about my choices at all, but keep saying it if it makes you feel better I guess.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
The problem is not the amount of people, it's the broken capitalist economic system and wealth inequality. Modern famines or health care shortages are never about there not being enough, it's about how the resources are distributed. That's why socialism is the only ethical ideology, and if you have kids you definitely should subscribe to the newsletter.

6203
Feb 28, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Taima posted:

Why is that? Fewer humans means we have a chance to save the planet from killing the oceans, pollution and pain + suffering caused from lack of resources.

Having kids is objectively bad for the world at this point, on an individual level. It's just something that people need to accept. That's one of the weirder parts of birth- we think of it as selfish to NOT have kids... which is both a holdover from history where that was totally true, and also a defense mechanism that shields people from having to consider the practical repercussions of having children.

I have no issue with people's choices- I'm happily married for nearly a decade at this point, have a very fulfilling and happy life with no children, and I won't have to pay any real price for overpopulation - it's your kids that will have to pay that price, actually. All I ask is that you're realistic about the effect you're having on the world, because it's important that we understand the consequences of our actions.

It's like littering I suppose. Do you, as a single person, ruin the world by littering? Nope. It's basically inconsequential. But combine all litter, and the world is choking on its trash and the ocean is slowly dying. (sorry to compare children to littering, I know that's a mean comparison, please take the analogy to heart instead of the literal comparison).

Actually humans are good and the world we have created is very nice. gently caress "nature"

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Vato posted:

I hope your girlfriend comes to her senses and realizes she's not equipped to take care of herself let alone a new life. It's unfair to everyone. Also, she sounds crazy, and why didn't you take your own advice? Mistakes happen, but for real...

She is crazy, I was under the assumption that she was still taking birth control, lesson learned I guess.

I'm living in a hotel while searching for rooms for rent right now, yay. I still hope she wakes up and does the right thing too but I can't say the prognosis is good.

Fututor Magnus
Feb 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

i like how the helmet and uniform is pink just so you know there's a girl inside it... i love gendered products

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Taima posted:

Why is that? Fewer humans means we have a chance to save the planet from killing the oceans, pollution and pain + suffering caused from lack of resources.

Having kids is objectively bad for the world at this point, on an individual level. It's just something that people need to accept. That's one of the weirder parts of birth- we think of it as selfish to NOT have kids... which is both a holdover from history where that was totally true, and also a defense mechanism that shields people from having to consider the practical repercussions of having children.

I have no issue with people's choices- I'm happily married for nearly a decade at this point, have a very fulfilling and happy life with no children, and I won't have to pay any real price for overpopulation - it's your kids that will have to pay that price, actually. All I ask is that you're realistic about the effect you're having on the world, because it's important that we understand the consequences of our actions.

It's like littering I suppose. Do you, as a single person, ruin the world by littering? Nope. It's basically inconsequential. But combine all litter, and the world is choking on its trash and the ocean is slowly dying. (sorry to compare children to littering, I know that's a mean comparison, please take the analogy to heart instead of the literal comparison).

Shut up. Have kids.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
I want to be a foster parent. Kids, even when they're not mine, are quite truly the future.

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014
i stand tall coz i know i'm a wiener
knock me down, i'll just get up again
you met your match, yeah i'm no beginner
Penis man, Penis man!
gotta smash em all

some people actually like having kids, but I'm of the Jim Jeffries school of child rearing

"I love my child in the same way I love cigarettes. I like to hold him for five minutes every hour, and the rest of the time I spend thinking about how he's loving killing me."

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

I'm glad when people decide not to have kids.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Fututor Magnus posted:

i like how the helmet and uniform is pink just so you know there's a girl inside it... i love gendered products

Also her plastics and graphics. It's her choice and she likes pink. She is a girl after all.

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
Ive got a 3 year old and shes pretty great. I never wanted kids, especially with the turbulent upbringing I had, but shes one of the things I look forward to seeing the most every morning.

gently caress the Octonauts, though.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
"you're nothing! you're loving worthless subhuman trash if you don't have kids! if you don't have kids you should loving kill yourself bitch!"

"sir, this is a baby funeral"

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

spacetoaster posted:

I'm glad when people decide not to have kids.

Just because you've given up on the future and reality and stuff doesnt mean everyone else should.

Have kids. It's good.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



If we're being honest GBS posters should be required to be vasectomyed in general to avoid this mess

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
Let's make babies.

Fututor Magnus
Feb 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

EX250 Type R posted:

Also her plastics and graphics. It's her choice and she likes pink. She is a girl after all.

yeah, a girl who likes pink. what an enlightened progeny you have created. someone who swallows wholesale marketing directed towards clueless idiots like her.

you have no right to brag about this utterly unremarkable and disgustingly stupid unthinking and unquestioning girl.

a loving monkey can ride a motorcycle

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Girls should dress in all black and have tattoo sleeves of skulls and pentagrams imo.

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

Ive got a 3 year old and shes pretty great. I never wanted kids, especially with the turbulent upbringing I had, but shes one of the things I look forward to seeing the most every morning.

gently caress the Octonauts, though.

To the octopod!

Creature report! Creature report!

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Fututor Magnus posted:

yeah, a girl who likes pink. what an enlightened progeny you have created. someone who swallows wholesale marketing directed towards clueless idiots like her.

you have no right to brag about this utterly unremarkable and disgustingly stupid unthinking and unquestioning girl.

a loving monkey can ride a motorcycle



Yeah but can a monkey win a blue ribbon for throwing a baseball farther than everyone else in first grade? Didn't think so.

frest
Sep 17, 2004

Well hell. I guess old Tumnus is just a loverman by trade.
My 6 year old is pretty good, on weekends or whatever she'll get up, turn on her computer and eat cereal and play Stardew Valley or whatever. This WOULD allow us to sleep in if the 6 month old wasn't teething and gnawing on every available surface.

She cried on/off for like ~90 minutes last night, but after making sure she was dry/fed we waited her out and she finally slept the rest of the night. My kids generally sleep and eat well, so when this spurt of constant red-cheek screaming with her hands/arm/crib edge in her mouth passes I will be glad.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

RaceBannon posted:

Just because you've given up on the future and reality and stuff doesnt mean everyone else should.

Have kids. It's good.

You mis-read me. I have 3 kids.

I find that, generally, people who don't have kids are exactly the people I don't want to propagate their stupid ideologies/genetics.

Nature is cool that way.

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Taima posted:

Why is that? Fewer humans means we have a chance to save the planet from killing the oceans, pollution and pain + suffering caused from lack of resources.

Having kids is objectively bad for the world at this point, on an individual level. It's just something that people need to accept. That's one of the weirder parts of birth- we think of it as selfish to NOT have kids... which is both a holdover from history where that was totally true, and also a defense mechanism that shields people from having to consider the practical repercussions of having children.

I have no issue with people's choices- I'm happily married for nearly a decade at this point, have a very fulfilling and happy life with no children, and I won't have to pay any real price for overpopulation - it's your kids that will have to pay that price, actually. All I ask is that you're realistic about the effect you're having on the world, because it's important that we understand the consequences of our actions.

It's like littering I suppose. Do you, as a single person, ruin the world by littering? Nope. It's basically inconsequential. But combine all litter, and the world is choking on its trash and the ocean is slowly dying. (sorry to compare children to littering, I know that's a mean comparison, please take the analogy to heart instead of the literal comparison).

It makes no difference really. It's like a drop of oil in the sea after the Exxon Valdez spill. Not having kids is fine but it's a bigly lol to say you're in any way helping the world by not having them. Instead you just live your life destroying the world without making kids.

You sound like the kind of person who goes around telling people they need to be vegan because they're ruining the Earth. Anyway stop ruining the world for the next generation you polluting tit.

P.S. which one of you turned this nice thread into r/childfree?

poorlifedecision fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Mar 19, 2018

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

Meiers Goldbrick posted:

To the octopod!

Creature report! Creature report!

Those stupid vegetable things are the worst. Ugh.

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

Those stupid vegetable things are the worst. Ugh.

Now it's time for a song about Sand Dollars!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
For some goddamn reason the best children's TV came from Czechoslovakia. Pat & Mat and the Mole both still make my four year old cackle like a madman.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I wish Nickelodeon children's tv when i was a kid was still on the air. High, adult me would appreciate poo poo like Eurekas Castle, and The Elephant Show so much more

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
shrunk

Fututor Magnus
Feb 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

poorlifedecision posted:

It makes no difference really. It's like a drop of oil in the sea after the Exxon Valdez spill. Not having kids is fine but it's a bigly lol to say you're in any way helping the world by not having them. Instead you just live your life destroying the world without making kids.

You sound like the kind of person who goes around telling people they need to be vegan because they're ruining the Earth. Anyway stop ruining the world for the next generation you polluting tit.

P.S. which one of you turned this nice thread into r/childfree?

i hope your kids die before they pollute the world with their unsustainable first-world lifestyles

your goony kids are not making the world any better, and probably the opposite. hth.

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Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

Im sure my kids are doing great, but I live a couple hours away from them and miss them terribly.

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