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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
The movie would have been better if it was a fat, hairy fully voiced man jerking off, boiling eggs, and loving fish.

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Guillermo del Toro Has Seen That ‘Shape of Water’ Dildo – It’s Not Accurate
“I’m sure ‘Dunkirk’ doesn’t have that problem,” del Toro joked

lol this one is actually pretty good

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Sep 7, 2014

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WatermelonGun posted:

The movie would have been better if it was a fat, hairy fully voiced man jerking off, boiling eggs, and loving fish.

that sounds awfully european :raise:

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

china bot posted:

that sounds awfully european :raise:

Bertolucci’s The Shape of Water

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Sep 7, 2014

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WatermelonGun posted:

Bertolucci’s The Shape of Water

go get the lemon butter

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

china bot posted:

go get the lemon butter

loving lol

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009
actually in retrospect I don't think 'The Shape of Water' was that bad of a movie, it just wasn't even in the same league as Pan's Labyrinth and that's disappointing.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Sucrose posted:

actually in retrospect I don't think 'The Shape of Water' was that bad of a movie, it just wasn't even in the same league as Pan's Labyrinth and that's disappointing.

they're completely different movies, this is like trying to compare Beethoven's 9th to gently caress The Police

Zane
Nov 14, 2007

a bone to pick posted:

they're completely different movies, this is like trying to compare Beethoven's 9th to gently caress The Police
nah, they actually have almost the same underlying structure

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

a bone to pick posted:

they're completely different movies, this is like trying to compare Beethoven's 9th to gently caress The Police

One's musical masterpiece and the other is just some autist hitting a keyboard?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
loving a fish is a much more nuanced subject than i wouldve thought. cant just dive on in... unless your the man-fish diving in on that muff :laugh:

the men-fish in the audience know what im talking about

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Zane posted:

nah, they actually have almost the same underlying structure

Wtf not at all, why would you even think that?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Go into the water
Live there
Die there

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Colonel Cancer posted:

the other is just some autist hitting a keyboard?

Bro

Zane
Nov 14, 2007

a bone to pick posted:

Wtf not at all, why would you even think that?
the theme: conformist-authoritarian rule-bound society (superego) versus female-minoritarian individual with her own private fantasies (unconscious). the plot: violent male authority figure with all the social power conflicts with female totally disregarded by society but in possession of hidden and profound reserves of inner strength. the world of the unconscious (pan's labyrinth/fishman) is the site of dangerous but ultimately emancipatory creative powers. overall: two leftist allegories of the liberatory energies embodied by the mid-century popular/counter culture as well as the memory of earlier (revolutionary) struggles from del toro's own early childhood.

Zane fucked around with this message at 09:07 on Mar 27, 2018

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad
I think the devil's backbone is the most del Toro of his movies, and also the best.

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
fish DICKS

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Zane posted:

the theme: conformist-authoritarian rule-bound society (superego) versus female-minoritarian individual with her own private fantasies (unconscious). the plot: violent male authority figure with all the social power conflicts with female totally disregarded by society but in possession of hidden and profound reserves of inner strength. the world of the unconscious (pan's labyrinth/fishman) is the site of dangerous but ultimately emancipatory creative powers. overall: two leftist allegories of the liberatory energies embodied by the mid-century popular/counter culture as well as the memory of earlier (revolutionary) struggles from del toro's own early childhood.

Suk my dick you fish man

Zane
Nov 14, 2007

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Suk my dick you fish man
if the dick is a symbol for freedom from oppression or something then well said.

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad
Going as far back as the Ediacaran period, (about 650 million years ago) all life was beneath the waves. It's sometimes referred to as the "Garden of Ediacaran" because off how 'peaceful' it was. That's not to say animals were living in harmony as such, more that they hadn't evolved the apparatus (eyes, arms, claws etc) to really be aware of each other, let alone interact.

Except for jellyfish which had already got stingers. What the gently caress were they stinging back then, and why? I'm guessing this fish man, for not getting his dick out

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Zane posted:

the theme: conformist-authoritarian rule-bound society (superego) versus female-minoritarian individual with her own private fantasies (unconscious). the plot: violent male authority figure with all the social power conflicts with female totally disregarded by society but in possession of hidden and profound reserves of inner strength. the world of the unconscious (pan's labyrinth/fishman) is the site of dangerous but ultimately emancipatory creative powers. overall: two leftist allegories of the liberatory energies embodied by the mid-century popular/counter culture as well as the memory of earlier (revolutionary) struggles from del toro's own early childhood.

Welp, can't disagree with that.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
fish dicks everywhere

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