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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


It's actually pretty common for someone to keep trying to attack you after they get hurt when they're not on drugs. Drugs help, but someone sufficiently pissed off isn't going to stop when they get a little burning feeling. A lot of people have even kept attacking after being shot, and they don't stop until the damage finally causes them to collapse.

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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl


Yeah you know me

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
the only thing that stops a good guy with a taser is a bad guy with a taser

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Here's another controversial fast-food restaurant incident. Was party X justified in the beatdown he gave to party Y? (No stun guns were involved, thank goodness.) You decide.



vvvvvvvv ok so you've proven the "lurkbeast" part of your name is a filthy lie

Weatherman has a new favorite as of 23:10 on Mar 23, 2018

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I remember that, I think the man is disfunctionaly autistic and the woman is his handler.
He obviously wasn't ready to face the world.

^^^^ Things change.

By popular demand has a new favorite as of 23:26 on Mar 23, 2018

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://gfycat.com/VainUnripeBird

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://giant.gfycat.com/SpanishGreenIchidna.webm

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


I'm the 3" vertical

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
How is that move going to do anything but severely gently caress up her hips and anything in her arms? That's stupid as poo poo.

e: UGH I can feel the entire bottom half of my pelvic region giving out just imagining succeeding at grabbing that bar and holding on.

NO. BAD CROSSFIT.

fizzymercury has a new favorite as of 23:43 on Mar 23, 2018

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

this tomb raider prequel sucks

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

I remember that, I think the man is disfunctionaly autistic and the woman is his handler.
He obviously wasn't ready to face the world.

^^^^ Things change.

the man's name is pronounced jiffrey (spelled with a g) and they tried to circumcise the child but it only had a chicago style deep dish pizza where its dick was supposed to be

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Kyoon? Is that you wearing Trig's face like a wet mask?

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Baronjutter posted:

Dude looks homeless or mentally ill which is just as bad as being not-white in most places in cop's eyes.

With that brace he’s not homeless.


Trig Discipline posted:

the man's name is pronounced jiffrey (spelled with a g) and they tried to circumcise the child but it only had a chicago style deep dish pizza where its dick was supposed to be

I know what I’m having for dinner tonight!

Chinese.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I thought that vid looked yiffy.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

purple death ray posted:

Yeah you know me

Y'all biscuitheads.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://i.imgur.com/W6rD98j.gifv

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Who's up for 10 minutes of Australian crashing and swearing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV2NPTk-IXY


The one at 3:15 is some pro level stupidity.

Neuronyx
Dec 8, 2016


The quality combined with a little bit of squinting means I thought that was just a pair of legs skiing downhill until he stood up. :frogdowns:

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Gum posted:

To be clear: the blue part is good because that's the colour it was when daily mail readers were children, it's the French part that's bad

For maximum hilarity. We were under absolutely no obligation to change our passports colour when we joined the EU. At least one EU member (Greece? Not sure from memory) kept it's original passport colour and there was nothing to stop us changing it back to blue at any time.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
https://i.imgur.com/Vqll7nH.mp4

:stonk:

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

chitoryu12 posted:

The intention is that the localized shock and pain will cause an attacker to flee, or at least disable/distract them enough that you gain the upper hand in a fistfight. It's the same thinking as pepper spray, and has the exact same problem: someone really determined to hurt you (whether through drugs or just being pissed off and crazy) will probably just ignore the pain and keep trying to hurt you.

Yes, but you'd be surprised how many people flee because they're thinking you just won't even fight back. Sure, if you run against someone convinced to get you it won't stop them, but lots of people choose victims based on their perception they're the type who won't fight back, and even just showing token resistance is enough to scare them off to look for another target.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Malachite_Dragon posted:

:britain:
How's that brexit workin' out for ya

When anybody has any idea what it is, we'll let you know.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
There's a heck of a restaurant fight at 5:00 in this compilation with a power slam and chairs and plates being thrown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjJ9yXhtcQs

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



Father gets 60 years for trying to sell 4-year-old daughter for sex

Thank god he tried to do it in the dumbest way possible. See you in 2065 at the earliest, motherfucker. :byewhore:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ariong posted:

Father gets 60 years for trying to sell 4-year-old daughter for sex

Thank god he tried to do it in the dumbest way possible. See you in 2065 at the earliest, motherfucker. :byewhore:

:smith:

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's a heck of a restaurant fight at 5:00 in this compilation with a power slam and chairs and plates being thrown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjJ9yXhtcQs

Wait did he go to the kitchen and get a giant knife? Noice. Knoife.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

oh dope posted:

Wait did he go to the kitchen and get a giant knife? Noice. Knoife.

Well after you tenderize a turkey and plate it up you have to carve it.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's a heck of a restaurant fight at 5:00 in this compilation with a power slam and chairs and plates being thrown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjJ9yXhtcQs

The ONE comment...

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I think that was an IHOP employee fighting off an entire family.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

chitoryu12 posted:

I think that was an IHOP employee fighting off an entire family.

IHOP is very firm on their "NO SUBSTITUTIONS" policy.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

chitoryu12 posted:

I think that was an IHOP employee fighting off an entire family.

I'm incredibly curious as to how that started.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

ilmucche posted:

I'm incredibly curious as to how that started.

No joke.

Takoluka posted:

The ONE comment...

God drat.

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry
https://i.imgur.com/RdXc95k.mp4

A good prank.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

chitoryu12 posted:

I think that was an IHOP employee fighting off an entire family.

Ihope no one got seriously hurt.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




fizzymercy posted:

How is that move going to do anything but severely gently caress up her hips and anything in her arms? That's stupid as poo poo.

e: UGH I can feel the entire bottom half of my pelvic region giving out just imagining succeeding at grabbing that bar and holding on.

NO. BAD CROSSFIT.

We have such sights to show you...

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

We have such sights to show you...



Both shoulders replaced by the time he is 40

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Zil posted:

Both shoulders replaced by the time he is 40


There's a fail video (I won't post it, it's pretty nasty) where some guy attaches his hands to the pole and then comes down wrong and dislocates both of his arms. And that is nearly as painful as watching this guy just destroy his rotator cuffs.

Crossfit is the ultimate fail. It's basically a test to see how much you'll pay out of your wallet to not get called on your lovely ego.


This is pretty cool. I like how the extra length of the arm is disguised well enough as well.

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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Some popular twitch streamer called Dr. DisRespect cheated on his wife awhile ago and it came out publicly. Today some dude logged on and kept sniping him.

https://twitter.com/DanxDeathcore/status/976960739951947776

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