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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Synthbuttrange posted:



This worked really well last time.

Panel five: Spider-Man crashes head first into a tree at full speed.

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ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


The choice of perspective has just been really bizarre for this whole arc in a way that it wasn't before.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

To be fair this arc has been really heavy on moving elements (Peter, boats, Banners, Reptiles... Not the Lizard though).

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
Now someone photoshop Hulk throwing Spidey to the tune of "Grooonk!"

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Alone in a Florida swamp with 2 attempted murderers.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



uPen posted:

Alone in a Florida swamp with 2 attempted murderers.

but enough about jjj (spider-man killed ronan so he's graduated from attempted)

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


PoptartsNinja posted:

Now someone photoshop Hulk throwing Spidey to the tune of "Grooonk!"
The Gronkball Special!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
nsm, a chump who got non-lethally pummeled by the hulk earlier that day, is convinced that the hulk can't possibly non-lethally pummel a slightly more durable chump.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Like, just let him punch the lizard a few times, Peter. Worst case scenario he can regenerate and you can cure him in the meantime.

Just....fail to stop The Hulk. You can do it, Spidey.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That's the byline they use in the Bugle, by the way.

Story by Ben Urich, photos by worthless Peter Parker.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
I hope the last panel means Peter will try to sell pictures of this and hastily backtrack when he remembers JJJ was there. :allears:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Peter just failed at failing to stop the Hulk

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
One of the most verbiose of Spider-Man's foes, the Lizard. (here's where someone posts his vocab score in the Marvel almanac)

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

That's the byline they use in the Bugle, by the way.

Story by Ben Urich, photos by worthless Peter Parker.

nah, they put worthless in quotation marks as though it is his nickname. it kind of is, too.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I wonder if Pete will still try sell pictures of the fight to Jonah

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

TIL Peter equates smash and kill

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
To be fair, with Hulk, the two have considerable overlap

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


All that matters is that we're getting a week of Hulk and/or Lizard throwing Spider-Man into things.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
They'll play swamp volley, using Spidey as the ball.

Maxwell Adams
Oct 21, 2000

T E E F S
I just hope this ends with everyone in desperate need of a blood transfusion.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Something tells me after this is over, it'll dissolve with Spider Man being undisguised around a bush with JJJ conveniently distracted, Peter coming out, and saying he secretly snapped photos of the entire event

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Scaly Man doing an okay job of distracting Hulk with big words long enough for Spider-Man to step in, though.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

rare Magic card l00k posted:

All that matters is that we're getting a week of Hulk and/or Lizard throwing Spider-Man into things.


Cat Mattress posted:

They'll play swamp volley, using Spidey as the ball.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Peter becomes infinitely more bearable if you imagine him slurring his words like a concussion victim arguing for someone to give him the car keys.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Oh my god that last panel is perfect.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
I think that last panel would be better if Hulk just didn't say anything and just swatted him like that.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
He's got the proportional ability to be swatted of a spider.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Stahlgeist
Nov 19, 2009
The Lizard knew what was coming and tried to save his misguided friend from ending up in a now gator-infested New Jersey.

Edit: ^^ Holy poo poo. :laffo:

Stahlgeist fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Mar 26, 2018

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


i love how spidey's spider-sense is going wild in the last panel. useful as always!

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

:perfect:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


God drat :laugh:

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

The first panel really reads like Spider-man is trying to stop his reptilian friend Banner from picking a fight with the strange green man. Just the way it's paneled, I mean.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



That speech bubble is what makes it perfect <3

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Ahaha Jesus

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



incredible

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


:five:

Why is Spider-Man stopping this fight now? They wanted Hulk to come out! Ugh!

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Could someone make the hulk slap avatar sized?

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

MysticalMachineGun posted:

:five:

Why is Spider-Man stopping this fight now? They wanted Hulk to come out! Ugh!

i've got terrible news for you. it turns out that newspaper spiderman is really dang stupid.

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