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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011


That's the haunted look of a man who has seen too drat many instances of his own face clumsily portrayed in two distorted, fleshy dimensions :negative:

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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Haha I just saw that on his Instagram. I didn't even think to post it here

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

SatansOnion posted:

That's the haunted look of a man who has seen too drat many instances of his own face clumsily portrayed in two distorted, fleshy dimensions :negative:

It would be fitting for the thread title

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

eminkey2003 posted:

Seen in New Orleans:



I'm the smiley face toast graffiti.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I'm the sign advertising girls and baskets.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I'm the infection.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I'm the infection.

You're going to have to be more specific

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Dicty Brojangles posted:

Only 1 comma away from a loss of virginity?

A love
Thicker, then blood

Also it should be "thicker than blood". "Then" is time, "than" is comparison.

Wallet
Jun 19, 2006

IUG posted:

Also it should be "thicker than blood". "Then" is time, "than" is comparison.

I think the joke was that "A love, thicker, then blood" justifies the temporal then.

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

Yeah pretty much, just trying to justify the incorrect temporal reading. I know it's silly but the more I thought about it the darker it became.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Luckily you can hide this tattoo from your date until at least 7th base.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Mr. Sandman in the NES game looks more like Mike Tyson than that

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Maybe he started out with a normal, nerd-sized arm when he got the tattoo.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

That looks like a huge piece of poo poo. Literally. That's disgusting :vomarine:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

What a weird shaped body.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Gaunab posted:

What a weird shaped body.

I assume that's a person's back, but I can't picture it.

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

Their proportions are thrown off because their waistband is at the same level as their rear end in a top hat.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

My brain was trying so hard to make this be bad text that it took forever to notice the tail.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

cis autodrag posted:

My brain was trying so hard to make this be bad text that it took forever to notice the tail.

Gfrosfors
oetope u wnq

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


Decrepus posted:

7th base.

I'm not sure what that is, but I'm not a furry so :stare:

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That penis looks like it’s seen some things.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

It looks like it can still see some things.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


A hollow point for a hollow head.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
My anus isn't on my dick. Is this normal?

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Oh, it's a bullet. My immediate reading was "tampon applicator" which was baffling to deconstruct.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Oh, it's a bullet. My immediate reading was "tampon applicator" which was baffling to deconstruct.

Same. And was wondering exactly what a tampon was protecting them from. Embarrassing stains I guess.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

SatansOnion posted:

That's the haunted look of a man who has seen too drat many instances of his own face clumsily portrayed in two distorted, fleshy dimensions :negative:
He goes by "Sad" Al now.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Oh, it's a bullet.

I thought it was a salt shaker.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
No, that's German, for "gently caress Police, Die"

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

whypick1 posted:

No, that's German, for "gently caress Police, Die"

:cumpolice: :killing:

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Is he hunching forward? Or is that his side? Do we really want to know? Bonus points for spots not fitting on the tail.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Khazar-khum posted:

Is he hunching forward? Or is that his side? Do we really want to know? Bonus points for spots not fitting on the tail.

I'm pretty sure that's his back.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

eminkey2003 posted:

Seen in New Orleans:



Where is the electricity coming from?

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

twoday posted:

Where is the electricity coming from?

Maybe the black extension cord on the left side?

deong
Jun 13, 2001

I'll see you in heck!

Khazar-khum posted:

Is he hunching forward? Or is that his side? Do we really want to know? Bonus points for spots not fitting on the tail.

you can see his rear end crack just under where the tail starts...

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Khazar-khum posted:

Bonus points for spots not fitting on the tail.

How many tails have you seen...?

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