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Gatekeeper posted:the need for variety grows ever stronger, the people scream for new experiences and they demand satisfaction. Same thread but unrelated Gatekeeper posted:jfc i just typed out the lyrics to the theme from an incest porN that's older than i am FROM MEMORY
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Gatekeeper is a good poster.
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rodbeard posted:I don't, but it was a thread about Kermit Gosnell. Here it is.
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Ooh, this one has a couple of sweet hot takes from... Well, see if you can guess who. Someone posted:Abortion is like one of the few "reset" buttons in life. Women are lucky. Gee, I wonder if maybe this Morally Inept fellow is possibly not the most worldly person on God's green earth.
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Ariong posted:Ooh, this one has a couple of sweet hot takes from... Well, see if you can guess who. He'd probably get out more if he wasn't always tied up. I do knot like where I'm going with this
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I can't believe you just schlooped to that level of punning.
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i dont get this punnery at all witch is quite refreshing
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Morally Inept hosed a dog.
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yea but why the boating knot puns though
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Krankenstyle posted:yea but why the boating knot puns though I envy your ignorance.
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Krankenstyle posted:yea but why the boating knot puns though Never heard of a dog knot?
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The morally inept knot is an inferior knot fit only for scurvy dog seamen 
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dog dick dog dick dog dick dog dick DOG DICK DOG DICK DOG DICK DOG DICK DOG DICK
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FactsAreUseless posted:dog dick dog dick dog dick dog dick DOG DICK DOG DICK DOG DICK DOG DICK DOG DICK
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Did morally inept really suck dog dick? Like is this some forum legend, is there proof?
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Jon Arbuckle is morally inept
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doverhog posted:Did morally inept really suck dog dick? Like is this some forum legend, is there proof? No, MI hosed his dog. Someone else bent over her couch naked to get something and was hosed by their dog.
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VanSandman posted:I envy your ignorance. cmon help me out, some kind of balloon/boating knot transference?
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crimson carrots, man, Morally Inept... i read that confession of his right after he posted it and not once more since then but I'll never forget that final line - "let's just say my dog was a female and my depravity knew no bounds" ughhhhh my skin is crawling
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Knotted but she still schlooping.
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Gatekeeper posted:crimson carrots, man, Morally Inept... i read that confession of his right after he posted it and not once more since then but I'll never forget that final line - "let's just say my dog was a female and my depravity knew no bounds" ughhhhh my skin is crawling Morally Inept posted:Let's just say Buffy was a female dog, and my depravity knew no limits. You're welcome.
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Krankenstyle posted:cmon help me out, some kind of balloon/boating knot transference? Google "bulbis glandis."
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SplitSoul posted:Knotted but she still schlooping. Quote Blue Footed Booby posted:Google "bulbis glandis." No
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Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.
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Bongo Bill posted:Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.
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At least he's learning about it from helpful goons and not from that horrible supernatural tumblr poo poo. You all really shouldn't be chomping at the bit to explain the mechanisms of dog weiner to someone in the first place, but still.
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yall could just say "dogs are weird hellcreatures and their penises defy the laws of nature incorrectly" or something yeah i googled it and i regret it deeply
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Good things used to happen in this thread.
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Krankenstyle posted:yall could just say "dogs are weird hellcreatures and their penises defy the laws of nature incorrectly" or something While you're touring Animal Farm be sure to check out the duck wangs.
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tangy yet delightful posted:While you're touring Animal Farm be sure to check out the duck wangs. You will never look at a mallard the same way but just try explaining it to people at the park. They act like you're the weirdo!
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Olaf The Stout posted:Good things used to happen in this thread. quote
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tangy yet delightful posted:While you're touring Animal Farm be sure to check out the duck wangs. Bed bugs engage in what's called "traumatic insemination." Basically, female bed bugs don't actually have an opening for the male to use, so he has to make his own hole. The females have some reinforcement in their carapace to keep him from going through both sides of the Capri Sun, as it were. A while back some scientists discovered a chemical that leaves male bedbugs hopelessly confused, to the point where they try to mate with each other. Except they don't have that reinforcement, so they end up raping each other to death in a frantic orgy of bug carnage.
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Olaf The Stout posted:Good things used to happen in this thread. God turned his eyes from this place long ago.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Bed bugs engage in what's called "traumatic insemination." Basically, female bed bugs don't actually have an opening for the male to use, so he has to make his own hole. The females have some reinforcement in their carapace to keep him from going through both sides of the Capri Sun, as it were. please dont post vaguely shrouded metaphors about gender/race/world politics
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Bed bugs engage in what's called "traumatic insemination." Basically, female bed bugs don't actually have an opening for the male to use, so he has to make his own hole. The females have some reinforcement in their carapace to keep him from going through both sides of the Capri Sun, as it were. This belongs in the funny quote thread oh wait
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Bed bugs engage in what's called "traumatic insemination." Basically, female bed bugs don't actually have an opening for the male to use, so he has to make his own hole. The females have some reinforcement in their carapace to keep him from going through both sides of the Capri Sun, as it were. I vaguely remember hearing a podcast episode where the hosts and their guess discussed a species of fish that did this is also hermaphroditic so either could get pregnant. It was basically a duel to avoid getting stuck having the other one’s babies. Edit: flatworms! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_fencing
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Krankenstyle posted:yall could just say "dogs are weird hellcreatures and their penises defy the laws of nature incorrectly" or something they really are just miserable piles of secrets 
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Bobby Digital posted:I vaguely remember hearing a podcast episode where the hosts and their guess discussed a species of fish that did this is also hermaphroditic so either could get pregnant. Don't snails do this too?
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Bed bugs engage in what's called "traumatic insemination." Basically, female bed bugs don't actually have an opening for the male to use, so he has to make his own hole. The females have some reinforcement in their carapace to keep him from going through both sides of the Capri Sun, as it were. Honey, I swear I'm not gay. A scientist slipped me roofies or some poo poo and I got confused. I was really trying to traumatically inseminate you, honest.
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Bobby Digital posted:I vaguely remember hearing a podcast episode where the hosts and their guess discussed a species of fish that did this is also hermaphroditic so either could get pregnant. I remember learning about this in my AP Bio class in high school. Needless to say we were all quite amused by this fact. I also just randomly rememberer that when I was like 10 years old I heard the term "cockfighting" and since I knew cock was a slang term for penis I thought it was about 2 dudes fighting with their dicks like they were sword fighting. I sent an angry email to some dude on the internet who had an anti-pokemon website where he compared Pokemon to cockfighting. Luckily I was pretty vague about the whole thing and did not reveal my hilarious misinterpretation. I was pretty embarrassed about it later on when I found out what cockfighting actually was. Thanks quotes thread for making me laugh about cocks again.
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