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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y-lqWAbqCo

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Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Solice Kirsk posted:

So how do draculas get to new places? They can't use bridges? Being a dracula sounds kinda lovely.

you get on a boat and you trick/convince a mortal to get you where you want to go.

all in all it's not much different from flying with any airline that isn't RyanAir except you need to stay in a coffin filled with soil from your home country the whole time. And I'm sure the fuckers in first class already get that plus complementary champagne already anyway

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

They just turn into a bat and fly jeez

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Or a wolf, or mist, or yknow just get a thrall to do their bidding.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
A real viking would do their own sailing

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
what would happen to a dracula if you launched him out of a catapult over a river?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Dear god none of you know poo poo about real vampires. I expected more from every last one of you.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


naem posted:

yeah but vampires can't cross running water

This is a common misconception. They can cross running water under normal circumstances, they just can't chase someone across running water.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Ziv Zulander posted:

This is a common misconception. They can cross running water under normal circumstances, they just can't chase someone across running water.

Oh, like sheriffs?

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009


This was my phone background for the longest time, so calming. Truly blessed story, R.I.P

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


old river
dog sleep on window
water sound

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Lol

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/SortaBad/status/981399923492052992

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

that may be the most blessed display of animals that i have ever seen

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

amazingly blessed
Would be worth buying a castle just to do this

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

DiggityDoink posted:

that may be the most blessed display of animals that i have ever seen

Animal shows like that are a cute treat that might be available at a nearby zoo or themepark.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Lmao, is this real?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

shut up blegum posted:

Lmao, is this real?

https://amp.fastcompany.com/4055333...t.co/Aa8Gp6BUmY

https://twitter.com/FastCompany/status/981350154178584576

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

That's fuckin' hilarious.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

THis is what an IRL Bubbles would come up with.

Jake Mustache
Feb 7, 2017

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006


Jealous of that dog

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


most blessed

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


luke skywalker dying

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Oh, like sheriffs?

the barrier in your case isnt geographic but rather administrative

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
wait a minute... count.... county... county line. holy poo poo.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Would do shrooms with this guy.

naem
May 29, 2011

Milo and POTUS posted:

wait a minute... count.... county... county line. holy poo poo.

https://youtu.be/cvY2RX6vKs0

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
#blessed

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos

Kak posted:

#blessed



Cursed

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Blessed doggo :3:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Kak posted:

#blessed



As is written in the Bible, "oiliness is next to cursedness".

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

That loving moon though.

Look at that wide satellite smile.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

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Jan 2, 2015





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