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Bar-S hot dogs cut up into off brand Mac n cheese from Winco reminds me of my brutally poor teenage and young adult years. Cheap, filling, tasted like abject poverty, made me horribly obese. Rating: C- I can’t even really eat hot dogs any more because of that nightmare. Winco had good bulk bagel prices though, my one non-garbage food item I could afford.
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Here's the lampredotto (with a salsa verde that helped it go down): It was unpleasant.
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I lost a baby tooth to a carob-covered rice cake. My life may not be worth living. Xristos anesti! My mom made an entire Greek Easter dinner without salt! Plz kill me because I am in trouble for applying salt to roasted items. E: Drunk Dad fell asleep at the table, woke up suddenly with a snort, and yelled QUATTRO FORMAGGIO I do not know what the gently caress. Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 19:29 on Apr 8, 2018 |
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Apr 8, 2018 19:24
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Zipperelli. posted:Hot tip: if you get something stuck in your throat, but can still breathe ok, you can absolutely drive yourself to the ER, and they'll give you a smooth muscle relaxer and the food will slide right down. That doesn't always work, it didn't for me, ended up having to get surgery to get it out
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Apr 8, 2018 20:19
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Apr 8, 2018 20:28
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I lost a baby tooth to a carob-covered rice cake. My life may not be worth living. I need to know more about all of this.
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Apr 8, 2018 20:44
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Somfin posted:I need to know more about all of this. I really hate carob! Also, my family is insane.
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Apr 8, 2018 21:12
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Tbh I don't think this would be bad.
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Apr 8, 2018 21:13
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I really hate carob! Your stories are half the reason I read this thread. 
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Apr 8, 2018 21:17
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I really hate carob! I think feeding children carob, unless they absolutely cannot have real chocolate, should be considered child abuse
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Apr 8, 2018 21:40
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re: choking, i think i've trained my throat to not choke as much over the years; i would get yelled at for not eating [small whatever food] as a child so i'd just swallow them whole bc i didn't want to taste them  i still do that with foods i like too, idgi
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Apr 8, 2018 22:09
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Ramos posted:Red Velvet is basically the best thing ever, so you can't really go wrong with it. Oh, my friend, you have clearly never enjoyed a stay at one of Virginia's finest jails. Everyone would get super-psyched when our trays had red velvet cake on it, and I just never got it. "Mm mm, looks like AND tastes like a brick!" Worked out fine for me, I'd trade it for far more than its weight in ramen or microwave popcorn. So, yeah, guess you're right, actually: can't go wrong with it.
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Apr 8, 2018 23:08
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Ramos posted:Red Velvet is basically the best thing ever, so you can't really go wrong with it. You should really know better by now.   
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Apr 8, 2018 23:56
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PubicMice posted:You should really know better by now. hoo boy
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Apr 9, 2018 00:06
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PubicMice posted:You should really know better by now.
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Apr 9, 2018 00:10
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The pickle and peanut butter sandwich, recently featured in the New York Times (actually)
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Apr 9, 2018 00:17
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The Snoo posted:hoo boy little shudder ran down my spine as I imagine biting into that thing, the initial confusion as to the strange texture, the sudden realization...
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Apr 9, 2018 00:25
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That corn dog cannot be suffered to exist, so I'm just going to assume that is either: 1. Food coloring 2. Ketchup flavor with BBQ drizzle 3. One of those menstrual blood recipes
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Apr 9, 2018 00:30
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The Snoo posted:hoo boy  The Bloop posted:That corn dog cannot be suffered to exist, Oh, oh no.
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Apr 9, 2018 00:45
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And here I thought it was some sort of red velvet Twinkie thing. 
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Apr 9, 2018 00:56
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Well, James City County Jail just earned a Michelin star for what the inmate cooks put out as red velvet cake , compared to those abominations. Eeeeesh.
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Apr 9, 2018 01:00
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I thought it was Peeps or something inside red velvet cake. 
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Apr 9, 2018 01:17
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unmistakable hot dog texture
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Apr 9, 2018 01:20
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Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: unmistakable hot dog texture
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Apr 9, 2018 02:04
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Deep fried red velvet corn dogs were featured at the county fair down here last year. They had a bonus cream cheese filling. They tasted exactly like flopping a boiled hot dog onto a slightly burnt and greasy red velvet cake and covered it in chocolate sauce. I ate three.
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Apr 9, 2018 03:01
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fizzymercy posted:Deep fried red velvet corn dogs were featured at the county fair down here last year. They had a bonus cream cheese filling. They tasted exactly like flopping a boiled hot dog onto a slightly burnt and greasy red velvet cake and covered it in chocolate sauce. You deserve that scene in cartoon hell where a robot feeds them to you nonstop forever
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Apr 9, 2018 04:11
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The Bloop posted:You deserve that scene in cartoon hell where a robot feeds them to you nonstop forever Until they devour the entire stock, and cartoon hell is scrambling for more...
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Apr 9, 2018 04:17
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PB & pickle is DELICIOUS get that poo poo outta here
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Apr 9, 2018 04:54
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I thought it was a red velvet mozza stick.
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Apr 9, 2018 05:20
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Isn't peanut butter and pickle like the stereotypical pregnancy craving?
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Apr 9, 2018 06:17
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PubicMice posted:Isn't peanut butter and pickle like the stereotypical pregnancy craving? That's ice cream and pickle. 
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Apr 9, 2018 06:20
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Samizdata posted:Okay, finally I have some content! i would eat the cosmic power bagel
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Apr 9, 2018 06:54
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PenguinKnight posted:i would eat the cosmic power bagel Good, more for you then, because I would not. And we need to dispose of these horrors, the sooner the better.
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Apr 9, 2018 07:00
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Lutha Mahtin posted:PB & pickle is DELICIOUS get that poo poo outta here I'm so used to using jarred Vlassic slices that the uniformity is putting me off a bit; it almost feels too clean to me. It took a few looks to make sure it was actually a pickle and not an unpickled cucumber.
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Apr 9, 2018 08:11
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Changing up the grammar of the title for a moment here
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Apr 9, 2018 14:56
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zedprime posted:Changing up the grammar of the title for a moment here Have a dip. (Also, what? This picture worries me on several levels.)
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I also eat entire gigantic loaves of bread and yard-long sausages in the nude, with my pets, on the floor. And ears of corn.... a lot of that food is going in someone's hoo-hah isn't it?
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zedprime posted:Changing up the grammar of the title for a moment here I'm having a lot of trouble with the perspective of this picture. I can't make heads or tails of where anything is.
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RoboRodent posted:I'm having a lot of trouble with the perspective of this picture. I can't make heads or tails of where anything is. That's just the 70's
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