Doc Hawkins posted:Spiders: known for seating four. 
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Spider-bus, Spider-bus, plenty of seating Spider-bus, nonstop screaming Spider-bus
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Apr 22, 2018 06:59
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Apr 22, 2018 07:08
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Spidey: No no, I'm not abandoning him to be horribly murdered by ravenous swamp animals, I'm just letting him think I am so that I can force him to bury a story that is in the national interest. I'm the good guy here!
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Apr 22, 2018 07:35
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mind the walrus posted:Our hero-- using second-degree murder to get what he wants There’s no real proof, the most they can get him on is negligent homicide.
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Apr 22, 2018 08:08
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You got me I'm not an expert in Swamp Law
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Apr 22, 2018 08:10
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Proteus Jones posted:There’s no real proof, the most they can get him on is negligent homicide. arguably he can get away scot free since he's prioritizing the rescue of two injured people over someone in good physical condition in core marvel if a super hero ever fails to save any one person society will instantly drat them, but newspaper marvel probably just double-takes at the idea of spiderman saving anybody.
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Apr 22, 2018 08:52
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They'd have to find a body first. The gators will keep Connors's secret.
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Apr 22, 2018 10:08
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If Connors and Banner can keep their mouths shut, the whole thing will be blamed on the other reporters who originally left JJJ for dead
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Apr 22, 2018 11:11
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Zeeman posted:Bruce looks like he's getting ready to Hulk out again in the second last panel
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Apr 22, 2018 13:28
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he learned that making indirect threats about how someone might just up and murder you are an excellent way to get people to do what you want. banner's an excellent teacher, but it's probably for the best that nsm will forget those lessons and how to put on pants soon enough.
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Apr 22, 2018 13:50
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 holy crap a monday strip that's not a recap
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Apr 23, 2018 02:44
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We're probably going to get a whole week on Jonah caving in.
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Apr 23, 2018 02:46
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Wait, so Spider-Man was carrying both of them... and then in the last panel he's fistpumping... so he did just drop Connors and Banner face-first mid-jump?
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Apr 23, 2018 02:48
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spiderman about to punch banner and connors in the back of the head
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Apr 23, 2018 02:48
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His super fast reflexes let him drop them, fist pump and catch them again before they hit the floor. If he remembers.
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Apr 23, 2018 02:53
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Yay, Jonah sacrificed his journalistic integrity! 
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Apr 23, 2018 03:03
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NSM Jonah had any to begin with? 
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Apr 23, 2018 03:07
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next headline" "web slinger threatens local journalist with death"
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Apr 23, 2018 03:08
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oh boy, that last panel just begs to be taken out of context
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Apr 23, 2018 03:22
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:oh boy, that last panel just begs to be taken out of context Bruce has his doubts but Connors is ready to enter the world of fisting
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Apr 23, 2018 03:56
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:oh boy, that last panel just begs to be taken out of context I really want to show that panel to everyone who hasn't read that strip, maybe embed some techno music.
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Apr 23, 2018 06:10
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Manatee Cannon posted:next headline "web slinging menace threatens heroic local journalist with death" FTFY.
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Apr 23, 2018 06:20
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I love my dumb gay Spider-Man.
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Apr 23, 2018 06:41
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2nd panel would be a fantastic avatar.
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Apr 23, 2018 07:53
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Samuringa posted:Bruce has his doubts but Connors is ready to enter the world of fisting It isn't that. He's just jealous of whoever is showing off their two functional arms.
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Apr 23, 2018 12:43
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Literally nothing at all stopping Jonah from going back on this the minute he's back in town.
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Apr 23, 2018 22:32
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Lurdiak posted:Literally nothing at all stopping Jonah from going back on this the minute he's back in town. Wow, hey, you went too far. Who do you take JJJ for? He's old guard, a man of integrity and honor.
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Apr 23, 2018 23:47
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 and I just wanted to beat up gators some more
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Apr 24, 2018 00:15
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Saoshyant posted:Wow, hey, you went too far. Who do you take JJJ for? He's old guard, a man of integrity and honor. Right, but that doesn't mean he won't write a headline about the Spider-Menace threatening his life and nearly abandoning him in the swamps!
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Apr 24, 2018 00:34
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Next Bugle Headline: Spiderman viciously maims local Florida wildlife for no reason! None! Trust us!
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Apr 24, 2018 00:36
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In a shocking twist, the gator will bite Spidey and he will require a blood transfusion from JJ in order to live.
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Apr 24, 2018 01:58
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We've gone back to reptile violence!
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Apr 24, 2018 02:11
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Man, what lovely weeks these crocs are having. They get called for a reunion with their boss and then get beat up and then their boss just fucks off and then they get beat up again
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Apr 24, 2018 02:41
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SilverSupernova posted:In a shocking twist, the gator will bite Spidey and he will require a blood transfusion from JJ in order to live. "I need selfies! Selfies of myself!"
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Apr 24, 2018 03:25
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SilverSupernova posted:In a shocking twist, the gator will bite Spidey and he will require a blood transfusion from JJ in order to live. I think Jonah will get bit and need to get several pints of blood from Spidey. "I need pitchers... *passing out*... pitchers of Spider-Man..."
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Apr 24, 2018 03:36
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Those gators aren't going to hurt anyone. Look, in the first panel, they're super happy to meet their idol, The Gronktactular Spider-man himself. You can see the one directly under Spidey reaching behind its back to get its autograph book. The second panel, Spidey is giving them rides, and the one high-fives the other as they pass, because this is the greatest moment of their lives. A snake friend in the background is immortalizing the moment with flash photography, so they'll have a keepsake they can treasure forever. Truly, Newspaper Spider-Man is the comic that never fails to deliver.
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Apr 24, 2018 03:47
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Synthbuttrange posted:and I just wanted to beat up gators some more You're not kidding. He could have just grabbed JJJ and left, but, no, gotta swing a gator into another gator.
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Apr 24, 2018 07:44
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Choco1980 posted:Right, but that doesn't mean he won't write a headline about the Spider-Menace threatening his life and nearly abandoning him in the swamps! Of course, that's always implied. You can never trust a man who hides behind a mask, he's a menace! Look at him gleefully destroying the Florida wildlife.
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Apr 24, 2018 08:22
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"Don't worry, man" is very :chill: of Spidey to say
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Apr 24, 2018 08:37
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