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ChubbyThePhat
Dec 22, 2006

Who nico nico needs anyone else
One of my L1 techs asked me for help on an issue. I spend an hour troubleshooting and going over the work he's done. I find where the disconnect in his knowledge is and gave him a solution to try and fix it.

He's still messaging me with extra steps he's taking and looking while having done nothing I suggested he do.

If you don't want my help, please direct your concerns to the loving wall beside you. Thanks.

ChubbyThePhat fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Apr 24, 2018

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MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
22 Eargesplitten is winning this argument and it's not even a little bit close.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





MC Fruit Stripe posted:

22 Eargesplitten is winning this argument and it's not even a little bit close.

Yeah, but whoever wins, we lose.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



MC Fruit Stripe posted:

22 Eargesplitten is winning this argument and it's not even a little bit close.

Keep talking like that and I might forget about your tipping posts.

please don’t take this as an invitation to start arguing about tipping again.

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

22 Eargesplitten posted:

I think some people have been conditioned to feel like saying “no” to someone asking for help is rude, but really it’s just assertive. People badgering you after you say no are the ones who are rude.

I agree with this.

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

22 Eargesplitten posted:

That’s fine. I’m hangry and an executive assistant is being a pain in my rear end today. She’s trying to make calls that she doesn’t have the authority to make and asking us to do thing that are Accounting’s responsibility.

This is the same woman that tried to imply the CEO would be angry if I didn’t give her access to another employee’s account.

Cool, no worries. I shouldn’t have cussed you out.

Yeah that exec assistant sounds like a pain.

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
See? Compromise.

Now about that clogged toilet...

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Going through a ton of GDPR stuff recently, pretty much the number one thing on people's minds at the moment as we make sure we can be compliant. Then the CEO casually throws out a "can you just log into my account to check something, I think you know my password" to his assistant.

You will never close the giant security hole that is people.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

See? Compromise.

Now about that clogged toilet...

I’m sorry, okay? I had Indian food for lunch.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


:downs: Hey how much is random electronic that's not a computer worth anything?
:confused:I have no idea.
:downs: guess
:confused:I have no experience with this.
:downs: Well in your professional opinion how much is this worth?
:confused:I've never purchased one no idea.
:downs: Just tell me should we try and sell this on eBay or throw it out?
:confused:I have no idea just throw it out.

*30 minutes later*
:downs: There's a bunch listed for $300+ on eBay! Why did you tell me to throw this out!

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Hey guys thanks for reminding me to update my ignore list.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

mllaneza posted:

I got thrown under the bus to the tune of $5 million dollars over a projector issue. We had a really nice pre-LED projector with a travel case and everything. An Insight I believe. So this one time the New Business team signs it out for a pitch. I check it for adapters and power cords, turn it on once to check the bulb, and hand it over. The VP of New Business comes back steaming mad. I get called into the main conference room with him, the president of the agency (local office only, but in charge of about $100 million a year in business) and the Senior Executive Creative Director for North America (this was almost 15 years ago and some of the spots he made his reputation on still show up in some markets).

The VPoNB goes off on me. The projector didn't work, we looked like jerks up there, your equipment cost us a pitch worth $5 million. What do you have to say for yourself ?

"Did it work in rehearsal ?"

Dead silence. Not even crickets for about 20 seconds.

The president chimes in with "Thanks for coming in mllaneza, we'll take it from here."

You better believe I strutted out of that conference room.

:lol: this is why the phrase "nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool" is so popular in IT. It's like when someone has Windows issues, refuses to reboot, and after an hour of pissing and moaning they finally relent...and it completely fixes their issue. poo poo like that is exactly why a lot of companies I worked for have had mandatory forced rebooting after patches, they'd set up like a 48-72 hour window from the time updates were installed and send out warnings 2-3 times a day about it. People tend to get the hint real quick when they can't forcibly close the "your PC will reboot in <x> seconds" and lose a bunch of work. Even better when their own managers bring the hammer down on them like "why didn't you do what IT told you?"

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

Jaded Burnout posted:

Hey guys thanks for reminding me to update my ignore list.

Heckle people like this in every forum.

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

Sickening posted:

Heckle people like this in every forum.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
poo poo i wish my professional skills were translatable to assisting the family, it would get me out of post-hole digging, fence stringing and reroofing.

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


tactlessbastard posted:

post-hole digging

Why would you keep digging after you made the hole?

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Jaded Burnout posted:

Why would you keep digging after you made the hole?

Spite

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

DEV: "Hey there I need help with Ansible, Puppet, or Chef, can we do a conference call this afternoon?"

ME: "Sure I guess! I'd really like to know more about your use case so we can find the right solution"

DEV: <logs out of Teams>

< ~~~ time passes ~~~ >

DEV: "Hey are you ready to discuss the continuous integration"

:ssj:

YOURE JUST DROPPING BUZZWORDS AND DONT ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT YOU WANT AT ALL.

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

Walked posted:

DEV: "Hey there I need help with Ansible, Puppet, or Chef, can we do a conference call this afternoon?"

ME: "Sure I guess! I'd really like to know more about your use case so we can find the right solution"

DEV: <logs out of Teams>

< ~~~ time passes ~~~ >

DEV: "Hey are you ready to discuss the continuous integration"

:ssj:

YOURE JUST DROPPING BUZZWORDS AND DONT ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT YOU WANT AT ALL.

I'm dealing with something very similar with regards to DR. People are failing to understand that retrofitting DR into something that wasn't designed for it can be very difficult and is, generally speaking, an upfront consideration from a design perspective.

One of the non-infrastructure guys has learned of virtual IPs and load balancing, so now every day there is at least one conversation where the guy says, "Just use a VIP for it! Put it behind the F5! There, I just designed your DR!"

I'm also having to explain to seasoned technical folks why you don't need to move or replicate a domain controller, and why that's a horrible idea when you should just, you know, promote one.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


It's good when people play at being the architect and proudly tell you how they have two sites now on a private network and so they can fail their applications between datacentres but oh wait each site has a different subnet because that's how things work and you never thought about that before you ploughed ahead with just ordering things.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Walked posted:

DEV: "Hey there I need help with Ansible, Puppet, or Chef, can we do a conference call this afternoon?"

ME: "Sure I guess! I'd really like to know more about your use case so we can find the right solution"

DEV: <logs out of Teams>

< ~~~ time passes ~~~ >

DEV: "Hey are you ready to discuss the continuous integration"

:ssj:

YOURE JUST DROPPING BUZZWORDS AND DONT ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT YOU WANT AT ALL.

THEM: Hey, this stuff keeps crashing and taking down the whole system. We want to break it into separate docker containers so that stops happening.

ME: That's probably a good idea. Here you go. Please loop in DevOps, this is going to require some changes.

THEM: WAIT WHY DOES THIS REQUIRE MODIFYING DEPLOYMENTS AND BUILDS?! WHY CAN'T WE JUST DEPLOY YOUR CODE AS IS?!

It only took a month to explain it 19 different ways, but poo poo's finally going into prod tomorrow.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Jaded Burnout posted:

Hey guys thanks for reminding me to update my ignore list.

Did you ignore me? I’ll take no answer as yes.

Agrikk
Oct 17, 2003

Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.

nielsm posted:

If you can computers, you will computers. Forever.

Hello new thread title. Mods please do the needful.

Obsoletely Fabulous
May 6, 2008

Who are you, and why should I care?
It sounds like some higher ups have decided my replacement being lovely is my fault. That somehow after a decade of always positive reviews I’ve decided not to do my job. Things I’ve accomplished today: responded to a few emails telling people to talk to my replacement instead of me. That was about it. Didn’t answer any calls, didn’t write any documentation.

Three more days, four more meetings (that I probably won’t attend), and I’m out of here.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


gently caress em

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

Obsoletely Fabulous posted:

It sounds like some higher ups have decided my replacement being lovely is my fault. That somehow after a decade of always positive reviews I’ve decided not to do my job. Things I’ve accomplished today: responded to a few emails telling people to talk to my replacement instead of me. That was about it. Didn’t answer any calls, didn’t write any documentation.

Three more days, four more meetings (that I probably won’t attend), and I’m out of here.

It’s can’t be that your outsourced replacement sucks. What are the odds in that?

PBS
Sep 21, 2015

Sickening posted:

It’s can’t be that your outsourced replacement sucks. What are the odds in that?

Zero, the guy has three PhDs and every relevant certification you can get.

It's clearly because Obsoletely Fabulous is sabotaging him.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


PBS posted:

Zero, the guy has three PhDs and every relevant certification you can get.

It's clearly because Obsoletely Fabulous is sabotaging him.

Maybe not on purpose. There's a big difference in doing and teaching.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



EDIT: gently caress it. Not worth it.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Thanks Ants posted:

Going through a ton of GDPR stuff recently, pretty much the number one thing on people's minds at the moment as we make sure we can be compliant. Then the CEO casually throws out a "can you just log into my account to check something, I think you know my password" to his assistant.

You will never close the giant security hole that is people.

Yeah, I have a day long session with legal to go over it in EXCRUCIATING detail. Fortunately my company seems to take all this stuff seriously. It shouldn’t be too onerous... but lawyers... aaaalllll day long...

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

nielsm posted:

If you can computers, you will computers. Forever.

Thanks, nihilism.

:smithicide:

Crowley
Mar 13, 2003

Proteus Jones posted:

Yeah, I have a day long session with legal to go over it in EXCRUCIATING detail. Fortunately my company seems to take all this stuff seriously. It shouldn’t be too onerous... but lawyers... aaaalllll day long...

The entire IT department and the entire legal department and the entire HR department have been trying to make the C-levels understand that GDPR is a thing, and that it's coming no matter how much they try to postpone meetings/hiring a DPO.

We have our CYA material in order though. We're not the ones facing prison time!

Crowley
Mar 13, 2003
Yay, double post.

When I migrate mailboxes from Exchange 2013 to Office 365, how long will a mailbox (with correct AD user attached) stay in the cloud if I don't attach a license to it?

I'm finishing up a migration, and I have a few hundred users who hasn't gotten a license yet because their team leads are slow as molasses. :sigh:

Obsoletely Fabulous
May 6, 2008

Who are you, and why should I care?

Humphreys posted:

Maybe not on purpose. There's a big difference in doing and teaching.

The multiple back ups and managers I’ve taught and trained over the years without complaint or issues would speak to my being able to teach. The guy can’t even figure out how to pick an option from a right click menu, of course I must just be screwing them over.

Edit: I realize you didn’t have any way of knowing that, but they do.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Crowley posted:

Yay, double post.

When I migrate mailboxes from Exchange 2013 to Office 365, how long will a mailbox (with correct AD user attached) stay in the cloud if I don't attach a license to it?

I'm finishing up a migration, and I have a few hundred users who hasn't gotten a license yet because their team leads are slow as molasses. :sigh:

30 days

Crowley
Mar 13, 2003

poo poo!

Thanks.

Sefal
Nov 8, 2011
Fun Shoe
Not pissing me off.
Was planning on going to see Avengers with a colleague, but the movie (imax version) starts a little bit before my shift is over. Went to the director and asked if i can leave early.
his response: sure and you can expense it

I won't say no to a free movie

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

Very nice!

Obsoletely Fabulous
May 6, 2008

Who are you, and why should I care?
Currently on hold with our internal help desk because bitlocker has freaked out and won’t let me access my PC. I hate this software so much. The only thing that changed in the PC between yesterday and today was the USB headset is unplugged. I also can’t access webmail.

Hopefully they terminated my access early.

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The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.

Jerk McJerkface posted:

I think this is worth reposting [nepis.txt]
Did your mom wind up getting an iPhone after all the dust settled?

I had a similar squabble with my mother-in-law. Yes, ma'am. Yes I know your good-for-nothing son has a Galaxy and he loves it. When you have a problem with your phone who are you going to call for help? That's right, me. And what phone do I have? No, not a Galaxy! I have an iPhone!

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