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Ursine Catastrophe posted:So now you add in the LTI thing, which is "Lifetime Insurance", which CIG currently has no idea how to implement. Dreams.
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Mr.Tophat posted:Dreams. Hey Tophat, I sung your praises on Goontube, but I was really drunk and now I'm afraid to go back in case I posted poo poo that would be more stupid than usual.
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May 15, 2018 09:45
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Is that even possible?
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May 15, 2018 10:01
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Ghostlight posted:Is that even possible? Check in some time.
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May 15, 2018 10:02
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SoftNum posted:I realize here that nobody ITT knows about games development; but the state of game development tools is frankly at an insane place compared to 1998. Not _quite_ that fast but a month of work for a 3 person team would do it, assuming preexisting animated assets. Without those, you are looking to at least an animator on top of the team and maybe an extra two weeks© unless you are a team that already knows how to organize game projects. Still nowhere near a year, let alone five.
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May 15, 2018 10:06
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Thoatse posted:fidelity af Tony Hawk's Pro Spaceboats when?
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May 15, 2018 10:07
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Bofast posted:Norse mythology isn't exactly the most interesting thing in the world to begin with, if you ask me. 1v1 you at the sun when the game releases. 
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May 15, 2018 10:11
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Meridian posted:Hey Tophat, I sung your praises on Goontube, but I was really drunk and now I'm afraid to go back in case I posted poo poo that would be more stupid than usual. Do not worry. Fat is a yellowname. You are absolutely fine posting whatever you please in whatever daft fashion you please. Better to just post than to ask permission.
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May 15, 2018 10:30
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Mr.Tophat posted:Do not worry. Fat is a yellowname. You are absolutely fine posting whatever you please in whatever daft fashion you please. A good policy. Free Tophat should be a gang tag.
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May 15, 2018 10:50
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Meridian posted:Nothing for the 42 commando? Dumb again Gooniflas. I liked it, but it would have been better if you were level 69, then it would have been nice
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May 15, 2018 10:51
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Meridian posted:A good policy. Free Tophat should be a gang tag. I imagine it being called out as one might, "Extra extra, read all about it" while waving a literally free tophat
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May 15, 2018 11:00
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"Yes, it has NOT been decided or ironed out, yet. He's talking about ideas we're still exploring, not a definitive design that's being developed and implemented, which both Kirk says and I reiterate immediately afterward. =)" oh boi, disco in full damage control mode https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8jf952/star_citizen_calling_all_devs_parties_scans_cargo/
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May 15, 2018 11:16
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AutismVaccine posted:"Yes, it has NOT been decided or ironed out, yet. He's talking about ideas we're still exploring, not a definitive design that's being developed and implemented, which both Kirk says and I reiterate immediately afterward. =)" good thing development only just started something major like this still being decided in year 6 would be a huge red flag
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May 15, 2018 11:18
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Schrödinger's Citizen: You are hosed if you do anything
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May 15, 2018 11:18
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Citizens wouldnt see red flags, even if you beat them with one
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May 15, 2018 11:19
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AutismVaccine posted:"Yes, it has NOT been decided or ironed out, yet. He's talking about ideas we're still exploring, not a definitive design that's being developed and implemented, which both Kirk says and I reiterate immediately afterward. =)"  Oh, I guess it's okay! Wonder why CIG keeps reworking stuff over and over though 
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May 15, 2018 11:21
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Daztek posted:
You only do work when things need to be done, and planning never needs to be done.
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May 15, 2018 11:30
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Never releasing or even deciding on the scope of a product is a cornerstone of agile development
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Is this game real yet?
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May 15, 2018 11:34
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As suspected, they make it up as they go along.
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McGiggins posted:Is this game real yet? That depends on your definition of 'game', 'real', 'this' and 'yet'.
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ModernSociety posted:That depends on your definition of 'game', 'real', 'this' and 'yet'.
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Chalks posted:You only do work when things need to be done, and planning never needs to be done. We call this "Business Agile", in which you ignore almost all of the actual Agile concept and mainly focus solely on the idea that no planning needs to be done and any given manager can have his whims realized without worrying about accountability. It sounds like a perfect fit for Chris.
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May 15, 2018 11:49
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Dooguk posted:As suspected, they make it up as they go along. It’s like Disco always says, CIG is not afraid of the better idea......giving Chris that freedom is part of the reason why he backed the game in the first place... As it turns out, the better idea usually involves screwing the community out of even more of their money and giving them a big fat raspberry if they dare cry foul, but that’s how game development works when you’re free of publisher compromises and greed...
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Slow_Moe posted:I liked it, but it would have been better if you were level 69, then it would have been nice Don't worry, friend. I'm getting there.
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May 15, 2018 12:25
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Daztek posted:
We never waste work by doing things that don't need to be done! refactors IFCS from scratch for the 10th time guess all that "you don't understand game development" really was projection all along, whoda thunk
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May 15, 2018 12:29
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Meridian posted:B'tak quietly clips though his bed, emerging into a familiar, yet still painfully daunting bed chamber. A thousand times he had been here, yes, but there was always the ever present threat of the OTHER. B'tak relished the long, 10 fps jerk it took him to reach his locker, knowing that he'd have ample time to quickly unplug his router were he to encounter another Citizen. I at least want to know if this was bad or not, I thought it was hilarious while I was writing it.
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Mailer posted:We call this "Business Agile", in which you ignore almost all of the actual Agile concept and mainly focus solely on the idea that no planning needs to be done and any given manager can have his whims realized without worrying about accountability. It sounds like a perfect fit for Chris. maneuvering themselves agilely into bankruptcy and insolvency
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Daztek posted:
As a PM, reading a bad explanation of agile & waterfall (let alone scrum) like that should make me want to go explain all the ways they're wrong. But given it's a star citizen backer, they're so loving stupid that it'd be pointless.
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May 15, 2018 12:42
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Meridian posted:I at least want to know if this was bad or not, I thought it was hilarious while I was writing it. Feedback locust
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Me "Welcome to Tinfoil's 'Business Agile' Ice Cream Stand! What can I get for you today?" Customer: "I'll take a vanilla frappe, please!" Me: "Right away!" *picks up phone* "Yes? Sam's Club? I'd like to order a frappe machine for my business. No Just one. Also some large cups to make frappes in, and some vanilla ice cream. One pint ought to do. Alright, I'll swing by tomorrow morning to pick them up." *hangs up phone* "That will be 7 dollars please."
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Me "Welcome to Tinfoil's 'Business Agile' Ice Cream Stand! What can I get for you today?" well played sir
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I'm a shill Here's how I am a shill Here's how much I'm shilling for. Neat
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ArfJason posted:hello, are you guys still hosed up retarded weirdos hello friend
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The real question is when will CIG start to sell mecha suits? Nerds love those things. I’m going to say late October 2018.
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BeigeJacket posted:The real question is when will CIG start to sell mecha suits? Nerds love those things. Sandi hire this person.
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Hey boys lots of gold in the comments in here: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8j6lxf/cigs_growing_need_for_an_ongoing_revenue_stream/ They're tearing each other apart lol
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Bayonnefrog posted:Hey boys lots of gold in the comments in here: Always nice to see someone point to facts: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8j6lxf/cigs_growing_need_for_an_ongoing_revenue_stream/dyxi69m/ LOL, they even downvoted the wiki text bot... the rage! I gave it an upvote, poor bot. Anyway, its all fine. Even if they stopped all funding a year or two ago, the release of Squadron 42 will provide enough funds to finish SC! CIG said it, so it must be true!
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Oh, a good onequote:I don’t mind what they’ve done one bit. I’m really looking forward to what SC is becoming. It’s not just some shallow, 80 hours then done kind of game. If you’re not excited about it, don’t pledge for it. Saying that to people who a) already backed the game as promised initially and b) did back a shallow <80 hours then done kind of game (SQ42 - if the crimbo trailer is anything to go by). EDIT: oooh OP in that thread is in for 5k! Another dissapointed whale! Agony Aunt fucked around with this message at 14:11 on May 15, 2018 |
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What happenee to the lawsuit or whatevs? Like wasent that a huge thing that was supposed to be cool and good.for comedy purposes?
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