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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





Now imagine the goals he could be scoring if he had a diet

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The Notorious ZSB
Apr 19, 2004

I SAID WE'RE NOT GONNA BE FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR!!!

Mind_Taker posted:

Wish he would have cross-checked Kunitz. God drat do I hate Chris Kunitz.

He's been a real piece of poo poo on the ice these first two games for sure.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Mind_Taker posted:

There is no way Ovechkin doesn't eclipse 300 pounds a few years after he retires.

And he'll still be faster than Orpik is.

Also Kunitz owns

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


That meal is arguably an upgrade. He used to eat two steaks as his pregame.

And Ovechkin is going to look just like his dad.



e:

from ESPN 2007 posted:

DP: Favorite thing about America?
AO: Filet Mignon.

glynnenstein fucked around with this message at 21:25 on May 14, 2018

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Anytime somebody tries the "that's not what I meant" defense and doesn't immediately tell you what they did mean, they are trying to gas-light you.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Now imagine the goals he could be scoring if he had a diet

Russian Machine Never Diets.

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

glynnenstein posted:

And Ovechkin is going to look just like his dad.




haha


Chad Sexington posted:

Russian Machine Never Diets.

heh heh

god drat OV is just so lovable, i really have no qualms about the caps winning one cup. no more than that, but one is fine

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Chad Sexington posted:

Russian Machine Never Diets.

Theead title please!

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Chad Sexington posted:

Russian Machine Never Diets.

:yeah:

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


I love that OV is such a freak of nature. Dude won the gene pool lottery in nearly every way.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Number19 posted:

I love that OV is such a freak of nature. Dude won the gene pool lottery in nearly every way.

Him and Lebron.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
maybe he doesn't eat breakfast so the calories even out even though it's a big meal

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

i am the bird posted:

He’s going to look exactly like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force and it’s going to be glorious.


I don't need no instructions to tell me how to score

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


VGK@Jets should have started by now, right? I'm way off the loving grid today.

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

starting now

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

Ciaphas posted:

VGK@Jets should have started by now, right? I'm way off the loving grid today.

puck drop is ususally ~15 minutes after the scheduled start time, it should be starting any minute now

Concurred
Apr 23, 2003

My team got swept out of the playoffs, and all I got was this avatar and red text

they're singing anthems right now and my broadcast is usually delayed by a minute or so

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


cool, thanks. looking forward to hearing if MAF choked or not in a couple hours :sigh:

maybe if i'm "lucky" i'll get home to some Free Hockey at least

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Good Soldier Svejk posted:


I don't need no instructions to tell me how to score

How is this not an av yet?

:golfclap:

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Good Soldier Svejk posted:


I don't need no instructions to tell me how to score

:emptyquote:

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Good Soldier Svejk posted:


I don't need no instructions to tell me how to score

:eyepop:

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Good Soldier Svejk posted:


I don't need no instructions to tell me how to score

younk

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

What a waste.

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
God bless Ovie and God bless Ted Leonsis for wanting to spread some sunshine.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/supreme-court-ruling-for-new-jersey-opens-door-to-sports-betting-1526308430

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Dat looks really freakin good.

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:



I was thinking of taking that but I have no opinion formed on the Caps just yet so good on yer

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Vegas will win the Stanley Cup

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Vegas will win the Stanley Cup

:yeah:

V
G
K

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


FLEUURRRRRRR- *Vegas scores again*

Holy poo poo that place got quiet FAST.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

iospace posted:

FLEUURRRRRRR- *Vegas scores again*

Holy poo poo that place got quiet FAST.

Truly, Winnipeg is a dogshit dildo.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

iwentdoodie posted:

Truly, Winnipeg is a dogshit dildo.

die winnipeg die die die fuckers die

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
Sportsnet running the story: after years of being really angry to Ovechkin in the playoffs for really dumb reasons, is it time to do the same to Stamkos? Conclusion is yes

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug

Good Soldier Svejk posted:


I don't need no instructions to tell me how to score

Amazing

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Rumors are saying Pierre McGuire will be at the Caps game tonight.

:negative:

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Washington got rocked by a big lightning storm last night. Ill omen?

Cartoon Man posted:

Rumors are saying Pierre McGuire will be at the Caps game tonight.

:negative:

OK, definitely an ill omen.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Chad Sexington posted:

Washington got rocked by a big lightning storm last night. Ill omen?

Nah, what are the odds of it happening two nights in a row

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Cartoon Man posted:

Rumors are saying Pierre McGuire will be at the Caps game tonight.

:negative:

He does all the conference final games

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


iospace posted:

He does all the conference final games

Don’t remember seeing him on TV the past two games. Wish he’d go gently caress off to some beach with Crosby for the next couple week...

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

He took a couple of days off to study up which Junior B and peewee teams each of these guys played for, because useless information helps every bit.

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I, for one, am intensely interested in the name of the homeroom middle school teacher of each 4th line scrub.

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