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Mister Kingdom posted:Conservative politics in Georgia: Wanna see the director's cut where he had a black kid shining his shoes to support local business and salutes an oirish cop on the beat because blue lives matter.
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McSpanky posted:Wanna see the director's cut where he had a black kid shining his shoes to support local business and salutes an oirish cop on the beat because blue lives matter. Kemp wasn't even the biggest right wing nutjob in the primary. It was either Clay Tippins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G67Zxndb0Fw Or Michael Williams who drove around in a loving DEPORTATION BUS. He wanted to use Cracker Barrel as meetup place for the bus tour, because, the clientele skews towards ancient and lily white. Cracker Barrel told him to get the hell off their property. He slipped into one restaurant for an actual meal (in Dublin), but when they noticed the bus, they kicked him out. The Republican primary is headed for a run-off. It's between Kemp and Casey Cagle, whose best attribute is that he's not quite as nutty. (Cagle will win the thing because the Dems' candidate is a black female (Stacey Abrams). She'll have exactly zero of the old white dude demographic, which is the majority it seems of what votes.)
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May 26, 2018 04:00
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This is how I wish that new Amazon Alexa ad ended: *sweet old grandma opens up box and reads the note aloud* Grandma: Alexa, call home! *Goatse pops up on the screen* Grandma: Oh nooooooo!
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May 27, 2018 19:02
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Majorian posted:This is how I wish that new Amazon Alexa ad ended: Bamboozled again
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May 27, 2018 19:55
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Majorian posted:This is how I wish that new Amazon Alexa ad ended:
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May 27, 2018 21:58
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I can’t say it’s an ad I hate because this catheter one cracks me up every time it comes on.
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May 30, 2018 19:04
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LadyPictureShow posted:I can’t say it’s an ad I hate because this catheter one cracks me up every time it comes on. Every time they say catheter, take a shot. See you at the next AA meeting.
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May 31, 2018 00:07
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I sell catheter and catheter testing supplies.
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vyst posted:I sell catheter and catheter testing supplies. Considering his narrow urethra, Hank might need to use one in his old age. It'd be a good career change for him, he'd have personal experience he could convey to his customers.
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May 31, 2018 15:27
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Majorian posted:This is how I wish that new Amazon Alexa ad ended: Less depressing than the original.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Considering his narrow urethra, Hank might need to use one in his old age. It'd be a good career change for him, he'd have personal experience he could convey to his customers. Pee jockey. Works for tips. 
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May 31, 2018 17:50
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Mister Kingdom posted:Every time they say catheter, take a shot. A shot?! At that rate, in less than a minute, I-C-U in the hospital.
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May 31, 2018 20:40
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LadyPictureShow posted:A shot?! At that rate, in less than a minute, I-C-U in the hospital. And while you're there, you'll probably get your own catheter! 
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Jun 1, 2018 00:46
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Chili’s is back baby back baby back with a bunch of lovely new commercials.
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Faustian Bargain posted:Chili’s is back baby back baby back with a bunch of lovely new commercials. Is it the ones where they read basically the whole commercial to the rhythm of the Baby Back song? Because those were awful and I can't believe they'd bring them back.
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Food Network keeps running these Cascade pod ads, sometimes twice in a row. It’s a little girl astounded by the fact her mother will pre-wash the dishes, and they still come out gunky (with the helpful FAIL with an arrow pointing at mom holding the dish, in case you’re a complete moron). It’s annoying as Hell. And just about any goddamn Rx ad, like for Verzenio (metastatic breast cancer) or Latuda (bipolar disorder).
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You know what's awesome for someone (family member) that's getting surgery in a few months and needs an IVC filter implanted beforehand? All those daytime IVC filter lawsuit commercials. Those are exactly what we need to see.  Faustian Bargain posted:Chili’s is back baby back baby back with a bunch of lovely new commercials. They're now having Chili's employees sing the lyrics. Is part of the marketing strategy for things like this to be deliberately cringe-worthy just to get people talking about it? Do the people working on these sorts of things figure there's that slim chance you'll mention "those annoying Chili's commercials" to one of your co-workers that happened to really like Chili's, hasn't been there in years, and now they've got a craving?
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Zaxby's has the most annoying goddamn commercials in the world. First it was that overdramatic guy VOing the gross-looking wings and now it's Sarah Silverman lisping about "Asian thlaw," whatever the hell Asian slaw even is. With their lovely food it's insult to injury.
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DizzyBum posted:You know what's awesome for someone (family member) that's getting surgery in a few months and needs an IVC filter implanted beforehand? All those daytime IVC filter lawsuit commercials. Those are exactly what we need to see. Anything so long as you remember the brand. This has sadly been a part of advertising ever since the first person in a market square figured out that by shouting FRESH OYSTERS louder than anyone else they'd sell more, no matter how unpleasant the sound.
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Maxwell Lord posted:Anything so long as you remember the brand. This has sadly been a part of advertising ever since the first person in a market square figured out that by shouting FRESH OYSTERS louder than anyone else they'd sell more, no matter how unpleasant the sound. Everyone remembered "THAT'S A SPICY MEAT-A BALL". No one remembered the commercial was for Alka Seltzer, not Italian food. So they need to be careful what people remember, and why.
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Jun 5, 2018 13:30
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Apple's new Animoji commercials are pretty annoying: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2m7EUwnqGg
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Urdnot Fire posted:Apple's new Animoji commercials are pretty annoying: God i hate them so much Like this slightly older one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkq8a6AV3HM
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Jun 7, 2018 04:27
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There are no good Apple commercials.
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Jun 7, 2018 04:38
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SpacePig posted:There are no good Apple commercials. True
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Jun 7, 2018 05:06
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SpacePig posted:There are no good Apple customers.
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Urdnot Fire posted:Apple's new Animoji commercials are pretty annoying: This is animated like those 90s cyber-horror movies. Seriously, there's some Lawnmower Man poo poo going on here.
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That was playing at a bar I was at, no sound so I had no clue what the gently caress was going on. It was weird and nightmarish.
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McSpanky posted:This is animated like those 90s cyber-horror movies. Seriously, there's some Lawnmower Man poo poo going on here. Like I'm well aware that bears do have pronounced canine teeth, but having those little nubs on a cartoon version just automatically made it seem a hell of a lot more sinister
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Jun 7, 2018 16:39
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SpacePig posted:There are no good Apple commercials. What's a commercial?
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DizzyBum posted:You know what's awesome for someone (family member) that's getting surgery in a few months and needs an IVC filter implanted beforehand? All those daytime IVC filter lawsuit commercials. Those are exactly what we need to see. Trying to get consent for those suckers is a bitch. "This is the last resort and all that commercial stuff is possible, but it might be better than dying of simultaneously bleeding with blood clots in your lungs." I hate them. Jc penny is squeezing every last penny out of "Come and Get Your Love." I'm seeing more of them than either Geico or progressive.
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Urdnot Fire posted:Apple's new Animoji commercials are pretty annoying: Actually Apple is way late to this game. Animoji music videos were a thing for about a month after the X came out, but I haven’t seen one since then.
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There's this commercial with a fire alarm beeping and it pisses me off because it always seems to come on when I'm dozing off at night.
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Every time the Walmart "ring my Bell" commercial comes on I think to myself "these women are ordering vibrators. Those are all vibrators."
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Faustian Bargain posted:The Anna faris commercial for atom YIPPY KI YAY MOVIE LOVEEEEERS
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I love how the advertised price for the Chevy Cruz is for an "ultra-low mileage" lease because their engines pop at 20,000 miles. Goddamn are Chevys terrible cars.
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Iron Crowned posted:I love how the advertised price for the Chevy Cruz is for an "ultra-low mileage" lease because their engines pop at 20,000 miles. A company that uses a triple false ending commercial to brag about all the awards they win would never lie to me!
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it's insane how much less advertising ford puts out compared to chevy but i guess when you created the F150 it doesn't really matter; everyone just buys your truck
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Parachute posted:it's insane how much less advertising ford puts out compared to chevy but i guess when you created the F150 it doesn't really matter; everyone just buys your truck Yeah and those little transit vans are everywhere. I probably wouldn't ever buy one, but it's kind of sad to see them discontinuing all their non-mustang cars.
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