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TheBizzness posted:Why not just pry the pit out with the knife blade like it’s a flat head screwdriver? What the gently caress is wrong with people? Simple. While you were (likely) busy in high school banging cheerleaders some people were busy mastering the blockchain and lancing avocado pits. I think we all know who really benefited from those life experiences.....
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itt people who don't know when an avocado is ripe trying to make guacamole for their tailgate
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ZearothK posted:That's a photoshop, right? No one could be that dumb. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o "I'm not gonna lie, I spent quite a lot of money on furbies."
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Yeah I fully admit I was dumb as gently caress/half asleep. At least it was just a tiny paring knife. It really wasn't that bad of a cut, they ended up gluing it closed instead of suturing it which I should have known was dumb but I was all loopy from stabbing myself and not eating anything so I didn't insist on stitches. So it healed like poo poo at the time but I can't tell where it was anymore. Anyway at least I'm not this person avocado hand article posted:one staffer’s wife recently slit herself “so deep” that she had to get $20,000 worth of hand surgery.
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Murderion posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o he should have used the time and money to get a new haircut
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I clicked the link, but it opened some image hosting website or something. I just wanted to hang out!
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Detective Thompson posted:You can use a knife, just don't stab the pit. What if I miss and chop my hand off?
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TontoCorazon posted:What if I miss and chop my hand off? If it's your dominant posting hand, post it in the blessed images thread.
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Paladinus posted:I clicked the link, but it opened some image hosting website or something. I just wanted to hang out! Look at my img bb 
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I was also born in 81 and am 21 years old somehow.
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Spectral_beard posted:I was also born in 81 and am 21 years old somehow.
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 House made of tombstones repossessed during the depression This resonates with me- my house marker is a tombstone that was repossessed in 1932.
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The total rear end in a top hat in me is trying to think of a way to press this into a small bar and cover it in chocolate to replace someone's Mounds bar with it.
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Jeremy_X posted:Imagine the crunching this makes. Homebrew Cherry MX yellows
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Bonzo posted:I've seen pre sliced bell peppers and pre-chopped red onion in Sobey's. Like, if you need it in bulk that's not a bad idea but who can't cut up one onion? the toilet at the peak lookout in hong kong has marble floors ultra highly polished to a mirror shine, so all you need to do is look down at the floor in front of the stall to get a full frontal view of the dude inside's cock and balls
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Boarded up rowhouses is a pretty american curse
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Krankenstyle posted:Boarded up rowhouses is a pretty american curse unless you're west of the mason dixon, then your towncentre has boarded up victorians etc
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Ovarian cyst with teeth and hair.
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Say Nothing posted:Ovarian cyst with teeth and hair.  thats an absorbed halfbaby
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i dont give a poo poo what you surgery rear end med school motherfuckers say thats a half motherfucking baby who got ate up by his mama
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Put that thing back in Giger's sketchbook please. E: I found Kathleen's bike. It's definitely seen it's share of travellers I reckon. 
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Say Nothing posted:Ovarian cyst with teeth and hair. Aren't we all
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Say Nothing posted:Ovarian cyst with teeth and hair. Just add milk to summon a lesser demon
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