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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I love that the orderlies are big buff dudes like they're night club bouncers.

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Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

Synthbuttrange posted:


Oh hey, it's the other newspaper Night Nurse.

Going to be great when we abandon the Iron Fist arc for some Night Nurse mysteries!

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Orderlies, huh. There are male nurses ITYOOL 2018, Stan's literal ghost writer. :rolleye:

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
spider-mans finally going to be involuntarily committed

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Doctor Strange crossover?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Psychedelicatessen posted:

Doctor Strange crossover?

rare Magic card l00k posted:

That's clearly Dr. Strange.

I'm not saying I'm writing Newspaper Spider-Man, I'm just saying I'd like everyone to post ideas of where to go from here.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
"Iron Fist, I've come to bargain!" *WHOMP* "UNNNNHHHHH!!"

"Iron Fist, I've come to bargain!" *WHOMP* "UNNNNHHHHH!!"

"Iron Fist, I've come to bargain!" *WHOMP* "UNNNNHHHHH!!"

"Iron Fist, I've come to bargain!" *WHOMP* "UNNNNHHHHH!!"

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Well Strange and NN were a couple for a stint.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
“Point taken!” doesn’t really make sense as a response to what the orderly is saying.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

...but... he didn't sneak in....

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
It's NSM, walking around while repeatedly saying your name and what you're there for is the height of stealth.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Those are his spider sneaking and spidey walking around powers, thank you very much

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Saoshyant posted:

Those are his spider sneaking and spidey walking around powers, thank you very much

He does have sneakers for sneaking

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

bobkatt013 posted:

He does have sneakers for sneaking

And he sometimes walks more vertically than normal.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Why the long face, panel 1 spidey?

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
I don't want New York to know that Spider-Man is back. How to keep that a secret, though? I know, I'll dress up as Spider-Man.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


LOL no it won't.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I like how he just kind of half-assed webbed his clothes to the wall right at eye level and within reach of anyone who might pass by.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Proteus Jones posted:

I don’t think grinding your pelvis against her is going to help, Pete.

He is just looking for some Night Nurse Nookie.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Ah, must be a team up.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


That inner monologue is something else.

eternaldough
Jan 16, 2017

Fist of Iron, Foot of Bug Stomping.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I declare the two weeks of Spidey getting his rear end kicked by his team-up partner officially open! :woop:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Iron Fist can't fly. He's not invulnerable. So he just dove off a roof to deliver his dying drop kick.

Metalshark
Feb 4, 2013

The seagull is essential.
"Spider of Flesh" sounds like a horror creature description.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Metalshark posted:

"Spider of Flesh" sounds like a horror creature description.

I mean. so does "Spider-Man"..

Alhazred fucked around with this message at 10:40 on Jun 10, 2018

eternaldough
Jan 16, 2017

Metalshark posted:

"Spider of Flesh" sounds like a horror creature description.

What else would a spider be made of?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

freshlybaked posted:

What else would a spider be made of?

razor blades, obviously.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

freshlybaked posted:

What else would a spider be made of?

Other spiders! It's spiders all the way down.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




freshlybaked posted:

What else would a spider be made of?

Nightmares and terrors?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




evilmiera posted:

Other spiders! It's spiders all the way down.

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Spiderman would probably be a more effective superhero if he had some kind of ability to sense danger. It's a pity he doesn't.

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

Qwertycoatl posted:

Spiderman would probably be a more effective superhero if he had some kind of ability to sense danger. It's a pity he doesn't.

It just goes off all the time so he ignores it.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Synthbuttrange posted:



Ah, must be a team up.

1) Peter... that logic... oh, well.. congrats on counting to 14.
2) How does this keep happening with everyone he tries to team up with?!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



1...2......uhhhh....3?.....14!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Endless Mike posted:

1...2......uhhhh....3?.....14!

Oh my god, Bono Vox is Spider-man!

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Some buildings you would not expect to actually skip numbering 13th floors

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Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
Spider of Flesh
Fist of Iron
Mower of Lawn
Chair of Wheels

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