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lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Or did it? :tinfoil:

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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

uber_stoat posted:

when my dad was a young man he spent some time working in lumber camps in the Pacific northwest. they had a bulletin board with messages, safety bulletins, that kind of thing. one was a reminder that no jewelry should be worn while on the job, and to drive the point home they had nailed someone's finger to the board beside the message. it had been not severed but pulled right off his hand. he had been wearing a ring and it got caught on a tree branch or some such thing. the finger still had the tendon attached, the whole thing having been torn from deep in his arm where it was anchored.

no picture, sorry.

:staredog:

Tears for Fears
Aug 26, 2005

by Smythe

Fartbox posted:

no it happens every game in the country of europe

they constantly shout slurs in european (the language of europe) which the european government and the european president is trying to condemn but to no avail

Sticks and stones.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

uber_stoat posted:

when my dad was a young man he spent some time working in lumber camps in the Pacific northwest. they had a bulletin board with messages, safety bulletins, that kind of thing. one was a reminder that no jewelry should be worn while on the job, and to drive the point home they had nailed someone's finger to the board beside the message. it had been not severed but pulled right off his hand. he had been wearing a ring and it got caught on a tree branch or some such thing. the finger still had the tendon attached, the whole thing having been torn from deep in his arm where it was anchored.

no picture, sorry.

The muscles that control the movements in your fingers are anchored as far back as the elbow, and the tendon that would have ripped out would have joined the belly of the muscle probably halfway down the forearm, assuming it tore right at the actual muscle tissue. Just for reference, you know

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Heath posted:

The muscles that control the movements in your fingers are anchored as far back as the elbow, and the tendon that would have ripped out would have joined the belly of the muscle probably halfway down the forearm, assuming it tore right at the actual muscle tissue. Just for reference, you know


the quote posted:

the whole thing having been torn from deep in his arm where it was anchored. 

That's what he said though? Not sure what you were aiming for w this post tbh :confused: just emphasis of how gross that would be chilling on a bulletin board?

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

I bet it feels like one of those long satisfying boogers

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Can you imagine what that must have sounded like?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

lofi posted:

Can you imagine what that must have sounded like?

If you listened closely afterwards you could hear the felled tree chuckling.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


why you don't have sex during shark week

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Back in my day gaslighting meant poo poo like replacing peoples' antipsychotics with acid or speed, not just disagreeing with a group of faceless, polychromatic women.

Gaslighting is to manipulate someone by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
Does it count as gas-lighting if they are actually nuts?

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

Egbert Souse posted:

why you don't have sex during shark week

Well done sir I haven't read anything to make me gag in a while I missed it

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Eh it's kinda thick for cum tbh
The goopburger is really closer to rupturing an abscess but most people don't have direct experience with that so :shrug:

AndreTheGiantBoned
Oct 28, 2010

Bum the Sad posted:

Europe is way more racist than the US, they loving chunk bananas at black football players. The difference between the US and Europe is that the US acknowledges it's racism, Europe pretends it doesn't exist so therefor it magically doesn't.

Yes, sure, gauge the whole of Europe for something that happened a couple of times, in a particular country (Spain, I think), and that was done by loving football fans, known for being racist poo poo-heads.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Dixville posted:

That's what he said though? Not sure what you were aiming for w this post tbh :confused: just emphasis of how gross that would be chilling on a bulletin board?

Idk man why do I have to justify talking about cool anatomy poo poo

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Heath posted:

Idk man why do I have to justify talking about cool anatomy poo poo

Ah ok for some reason I was seeing it as saying the story wasn't true or something?? I blame the fact I had just woken up and wasn't thinking clearly. Anatomy is cool :hfive:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

anonumos posted:

Gaslighting is to manipulate someone by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.

No poo poo that's what I said

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

About a month ago I had a gigantic cyst on my rear end, and when the fabled "second pocket" finally burst, it was pretty much like that from my rear end, across the sink, all the way to the mirror.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

About a month ago I had a gigantic cyst on my rear end, and when the fabled "second pocket" finally burst, it was pretty much like that from my rear end, across the sink, all the way to the mirror.

nice bloodfart, mccoy

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Heath posted:

Idk man why do I have to justify talking about cool anatomy poo poo

it's a good post. I don't know much about anatomy.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Bloodfart McCoy posted:

About a month ago I had a gigantic cyst on my rear end, and when the fabled "second pocket" finally burst, it was pretty much like that from my rear end, across the sink, all the way to the mirror.

Been there, done that, completely ruined steak and bernaise for an old girlfriend in the process, too.

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




You need to work on your table manners.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

AndreTheGiantBoned posted:

Yes, sure, gauge the whole of Europe for something that happened a couple of times, in a particular country (Spain, I think), and that was done by loving football fans, known for being racist poo poo-heads.

America is much more diverse than Europe you see

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


gently caress, this reminds me of my throat cyst.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Reminds me of when I had hernia surgery. I felt like one of those abomination units from WCIII.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





That’s a very normal reaction to anime

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
that burger image was gross enough I had to block it in ublock lmao.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

The way I heard it is that America is racist based on skin color but Europe is racist based on country of origin. I read an article a while ago by a black man from the U.S. who was told the hotel was full because the front desk person thought he was African but then apologized profusely when she found out he was American and gave him a room.

EDIT: And of course when I say "Europe" I mean "many of the individual nation-states that exist in the commonly agreed upon geographic region referred to as 'Europe.'"

Moon Slayer fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jun 16, 2018

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Screaming Idiot posted:

Reminds me of when I had hernia surgery. I felt like one of those abomination units from WCIII.

You had an upgrade and released poisonous gas?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Moon Slayer posted:

The way I heard it is that America is racist based on skin color but Europe is racist based on country of origin. I read an article a while ago by a black man from the U.S. who was told the hotel was full because the front desk person thought he was African but then apologized profusely when she found out he was American and gave him a room.

I've had at least 2 white english speakers tell me the Quebecois went from rude to comparatively friendly when they found out they were americans and not anglo-canadians. Apparently they really hate anglo-canadians

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Some Europeans throw bananas or refuse services to people because they're black, some Americans assault and kill people because they're black. So relax, both sides of the Atlantic are very racist, and it's not a competition.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Milo and POTUS posted:

I've had at least 2 white english speakers tell me the Quebecois went from rude to comparatively friendly when they found out they were americans and not anglo-canadians. Apparently they really hate anglo-canadians

ehh it’s complicated. ones a tourist, the other is an annoyance. less of this in Montreal (long multilingual history), was only harassed a couple of times there, but you might encounter this more off island.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

I've had at least 2 white english speakers tell me the Quebecois went from rude to comparatively friendly when they found out they were americans and not anglo-canadians. Apparently they really hate anglo-canadians

It's ok, the rest of the country hates them right back. It's like a game here.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Dixville posted:

Eh it's kinda thick for cum tbh


Lol, if you don't have to wring out your discharge like you're trying to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube

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C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Europeans: "America is soooo racist unlike Europe, which is a shining city on the hill of liberal values!"
me: "and the Romani?"
Europeans: *face cracks and falls away revealing Adolf Hitler*

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