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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Lots of wrong opinions about how Skyline is bad itt.

Skyline owns. Cinnamon in chili owns. Also: you cut it and then scoop it with a fork, you do NOT spin it on your fork like an rear end in a top hat as if it was an Italian spaghetti dish. Also, add the hot sauce always.

Eating it like this will change the extra experience for the better 100%

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Neito posted:

There's not nearly enough celery salt or onions on those hot dogs.

Yes, I grew up near Rhode Island, why do you ask?

For such a small area, there's an awful lot of weird little insular food things going on.

I grew up in RI too, birth to 18 and never heard of any of that.

I do super miss RI style hot dog buns, though. A lot.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Seriously eat it like you would a piece of cake. It makes all the difference.

And native Cincinnatian checking in.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

hamsystem posted:



I would straight murder one of y'all for some Skyline.



Stupid Americans, this is how you enjoy a sausage.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

hamsystem posted:



I would straight murder one of y'all for some Skyline.

Domus
May 7, 2007

Kidney Buddies

Subjunctive posted:

The customer is supposed to hold it near the Cuyahoga themselves.

:vince:

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Data Graham posted:

Well I am a completist for the human experience so, sounds like fun!

I want to be in a commercial jet when it unexpectedly loses 3000ft of altitude or something really quickly and everyone on-board thinks they are going to die but it all works out fine. I'd be terrified at the time and hating every second of it, but man - afterwards you'd feel amazing and have a great story. I mean, my pants would be ruined but you gotta pay a price.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

dialhforhero posted:

Also: you cut it and then scoop it with a fork, you do NOT spin it on your fork like an rear end in a top hat as if it was an Italian spaghetti dish.

oh my God

somebody send the national guard to Ohio, they're in a goddamned crisis

Caufman
May 7, 2007
The Chinese have the best method for eating noodles:

Smash your face repeatedly onto the plate until all the food is gone.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
People have strong opinions about chili in places chili normally isn't

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

hamsystem posted:



I would straight murder one of y'all for some Skyline.

Sounds more like a murder/suicide tbh

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Blue box Mac and cheese with canned chili mixed in, or tuna and peas. Fight me.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

a sexual elk posted:

Blue box Mac and cheese with canned chili mixed in, or tuna and peas. Fight me.

One of my favorite childhood dinners was tuna, egg noodles, peas, and miracle whip.

Bushmaori
Mar 8, 2009

Coq au Nandos posted:



Stupid Americans, this is how you enjoy a sausage.

Chur

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


dialhforhero posted:

Lots of wrong opinions about how Skyline is bad itt.

Skyline owns. Cinnamon in chili owns. Also: you cut it and then scoop it with a fork, you do NOT spin it on your fork like an rear end in a top hat as if it was an Italian spaghetti dish. Also, add the hot sauce always.

Eating it like this will change the extra experience for the better 100%

Lol

hamsystem
Nov 11, 2010

Fuzzy pickles!

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Sounds more like a murder/suicide tbh

Yeah pretty much. Put some onions, oyster crackers, and hot sauce on there an it'd be worth it.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

RCarr posted:

That looks so disgusting. Why isn’t the cheese at least melted?

Yes, it's just awful that they're using cheese instead of Processed "Cheese" Food Product. ;)

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
This is like something from The Onion

https://twitter.com/valkilmer/status/1010305456902795264

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Besesoth posted:

Yes, it's just awful that they're using cheese instead of Processed "Cheese" Food Product. ;)

I think they meant putting it in an oven to melt it

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

dialhforhero posted:

Lots of wrong opinions about how Skyline is bad itt.

Skyline owns. Cinnamon in chili owns. Also: you cut it and then scoop it with a fork, you do NOT spin it on your fork like an rear end in a top hat as if it was an Italian spaghetti dish. Also, add the hot sauce always.

Eating it like this will change the extra experience for the better 100%

If you're adding hot sauce to chilli after it's servedit's bad chilli

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

What am I missing in this political cartoon? I don't follow them a lot, but I think I've heard about this Kelly guy and how he's awful. But what's he trying to say here? Phelps isn't American?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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He cheated

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Who What Now posted:

If you're adding hot sauce to chilli after it's servedit's bad chilli

Church. My sister and mother hate spices so I always make them a bowl of red so I don't have to tone down my chili recipe.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

hooah posted:

What am I missing in this political cartoon? I don't follow them a lot, but I think I've heard about this Kelly guy and how he's awful. But what's he trying to say here? Phelps isn't American?

Getting more medals than Spitz is rude and also take a look at the copyright

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

hooah posted:

What am I missing in this political cartoon? I don't follow them a lot, but I think I've heard about this Kelly guy and how he's awful. But what's he trying to say here? Phelps isn't American?

Kelly is the cartoonist for the Onion. His cartoons mock the excessive and ridiculous traditionalism and sentimentality of conservative political cartoonists. In this case it's "how dare Phelps disrespect Mark Spitz's legacy by winning more gold medals than Spitz did".

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

hooah posted:

What am I missing in this political cartoon? I don't follow them a lot, but I think I've heard about this Kelly guy and how he's awful. But what's he trying to say here? Phelps isn't American?

It is from The Onion

efb

Nothing But Hate
Oct 7, 2006
When night falls, she covers the world, in impenetrable darkness

Tu Meke

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?
Ahh, the copyright. Normally I'm decent at picking out stuff from the Onion. Thanks.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

Church. My sister and mother hate spices so I always make them a bowl of red so I don't have to tone down my chili recipe.

My mom often makes "chili" with practically no spices. Two hospital stays with surgery on her pancreas/gallbladder have left her unable to handle even small amounts of heat, so I have to add it with hot sauce whenever I eat her stews.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


That’s weird, I never had to ask your mom to spice it up.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Coq au Nandos posted:



Stupid Americans, this is how you enjoy a sausage.

Ah, the Australian sausage in its natural habitat (a Bunnings parking lot).

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Trig Discipline posted:

Ah, the Australian sausage in its natural habitat (a Bunnings parking lot).

ahem... carpark

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

EoinCannon posted:

ahem... carpark

I thought we loved our cars but we never considered giving them their own park

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

syscall girl posted:

I thought we loved our cars but we never considered giving them their own park

It's like Jurassic Park, it's where they keep four of the five cars in Australia.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

pr0zac posted:

He isn't talking about the handwraps. Look at the upper arms.

Also traditional Muay Thai garb




Trig Discipline posted:

Ah, the Australian sausage in its natural habitat (a Bunnings parking lot).

Nahh, its natural habitat is the Garden Watering aisle in Bunnings because that's how far you get in before they stop being too hot to eat.

It's me, I'm the middle-aged dad that ends up in Bunnings most weekends.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle









https://imgur.com/gallery/09nqoIg
http://fakescience.org

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Besesoth posted:

Kelly is the cartoonist for the Onion. His cartoons mock the excessive and ridiculous traditionalism and sentimentality of conservative political cartoonists. In this case it's "how dare Phelps disrespect Mark Spitz's legacy by winning more gold medals than Spitz did".

I think Kelly is great but the best strips are the one about his more idiosyncratic views, like the one where he portrays the anti-abortion movement as moralistic busybodies because he thinks having children ruined his life and wishes his wife had aborted them instead.

Bucky Fullminster
Apr 13, 2007

SpacePig posted:

Every sport is basically "whatever the ref wants"

NOT FRISBEE MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOP

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Oct 14, 2012



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