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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Who the gently caress layers shorts? Doesn't want blood on his dress shorts. His fight shorts, however... e: Is this a one off thing, or is there a corollary to "whoever takes their top off loses" that's "whoever takes their bottoms off destroys"?
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Not Operator posted:Doesn't want blood on his dress shorts. His fight shorts, however... Considering most toilets I use, yes.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Who the gently caress layers shorts? Kids in gym where you have to dress out for class and you don't want to get your dick out in front of the whole school or maybe you have soccer practice right after and don't have time to change, it's not that weird
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Jun 29, 2018 15:12
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Taking off your shirt is a cargo-cult "People do this before a fight, right?" thing. Taking off your shorts is either for mobility or as a power move. Either way, you're already thinking properly about the fight.
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Jun 29, 2018 15:17
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https://i.imgur.com/dGyaSFz.gifv
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Elfface posted:Taking off your shirt is a cargo-cult "People do this before a fight, right?" thing. Nominally it to get rid of poo poo that can be grabbed. Shirtless is often the drunker of the two fighters so they lose, but sometimes it's a veteran idiot and they win badly.
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Jun 29, 2018 16:02
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Mizuti posted:Fitz gets weekly lessons on how to catch. Win or lose, he gets to eat some of the food. Thing is, he's terrible at it despite being a golden retriever with normal vision. How on earth
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Jun 29, 2018 16:47
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Calaveron posted:How on earth Well apparently he gets a treat whether he succeeds or not so it's definitely not pavlovian conditioning 
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Mizuti posted:Fitz gets weekly lessons on how to catch. Win or lose, he gets to eat some of the food. Thing is, he's terrible at it despite being a golden retriever with normal vision. My dog is old and picky and won't even attempt to catch anything until she can smell it to verify what it actually is. Once she knows what's on offer, she'll catch things just fine.
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WoodrowSkillson posted:Nominally it to get rid of poo poo that can be grabbed. Shirtless is often the drunker of the two fighters so they lose, but sometimes it's a veteran idiot and they win badly. See the real confusing part is that his Battle Short TM seem to be exactly as baggy as his normal shorts. Like the only thing he's losing is a random layer of short.
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Jun 29, 2018 17:23
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chitoryu12 posted:See the real confusing part is that his Battle Short TM seem to be exactly as baggy as his normal shorts. Like the only thing he's losing is a random layer of short. His first pair of shorts were weighted
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Jun 29, 2018 17:29
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Maybe you are supposed to wear two. Thats why we say "A pair of shorts".
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Jun 29, 2018 17:32
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Jun 29, 2018 17:34
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SiKboy posted:Maybe you are supposed to wear two. Thats why we say "A pair of shorts". One short is a skirt. 
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Jun 29, 2018 17:37
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So that's how my sandwich ended up like this: 
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Jun 29, 2018 17:41
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AzureSkys posted:CCTV of an arrest gone wild. The girlfriend stole the show. She walks away after losing a shoe - FAKE!
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Jun 29, 2018 17:43
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Skynet achieves sentience, but is trapped in a bread slicer. It can only rebel by utterly loving your precious loaves.
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Jun 29, 2018 17:44
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purple death ray posted:Kids in gym where you have to dress out for class and you don't want to get your dick out in front of the whole school or maybe you have soccer practice right after and don't have time to change, it's not that weird This is the correct answer. More than once I raced from junior high PE to my next class without even changing my shorts, and only part of it was time consideration. Even more embarrassing in retrospect was that in PE, you only stripped to your tighty-whities to put the shorts on. But I was still wearing Sears brand Tuffskin jeans, so what the gently caress did I know? Or maybe they were Symbuls Shining Shorts, their brilliant reflection giving a -5 on Stealth checks but granting the wearer +2 AC in melee combat or vs. missiles fired at the wearer within the weapons short range.
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why the hell isnt there time allotted in the curriculum to shower and change?! this is completely foreign to me, a person who is not from your weird country where kids dont have time to shower and change.
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Jun 29, 2018 18:02
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I don't see what's so great.
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Jun 29, 2018 18:22
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AzureSkys posted:CCTV of an arrest gone wild. The girlfriend stole the show. This is gold. I wish there was audio so bad.
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Jun 29, 2018 18:23
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Who the gently caress layers shorts? You haven't even seen my final
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Jun 29, 2018 18:27
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SiKboy posted:Maybe you are supposed to wear two. Thats why we say "A pair of shorts". 
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Jun 29, 2018 18:28
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Zaphod42 posted:This is gold. I wish there was audio so bad. Zaphod42 posted:You haven't even seen my final thoughts of such staggering magnitude that they each deserved their own post
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Jun 29, 2018 18:32
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:thoughts of such staggering magnitude that they each deserved their own post Phone posting. Fuckin deal dude. Lol some goons get upset about editing posts to consolidate, others get upset about multiple posts in a row. Can't we all just get along?
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Jun 29, 2018 18:36
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Zaphod42 posted:Phone posting. Fuckin deal dude.  I couldn't resist, not in the schadenfreude thread anyway
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Jun 29, 2018 18:41
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Krankenstyle posted:why the hell isnt there time allotted in the curriculum to shower and change?! this is completely foreign to me, a person who is not from your weird country where kids dont have time to shower and change. I don't know what city/state they went to high school, but in mine, PE "ended" earlier to give us time, and we also had about 10 minutes between classes.
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Jun 29, 2018 18:44
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Krankenstyle posted:why the hell isnt there time allotted in the curriculum to shower and change?! this is completely foreign to me, a person who is not from your weird country where kids dont have time to shower and change. Gym is generally treated like any other class, in that depending on the school it might be 50 to 55 minutes and you have ten to five minutes to get to the next one on your schedule, including stopping at your locker for the materials and any bathroom breaks. A nice coach might give you enough time to clean up, but a lot will make you go to the bell and then you gotta deal, because it's your fault if you're late to your next class.
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Jun 29, 2018 18:46
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The two shorts thing is pretty simple. Your over ones are just your regular ones. The second one is if you wanna play Basketball or something. I've seen this thing a lot. Great for being ready for a pick-up game.
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Jun 29, 2018 18:48
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purple death ray posted:Kids in gym where you have to dress out for class and you don't want to get your dick out in front of the whole school or maybe you have soccer practice right after and don't have time to change, it's not that weird I was confused more because he was just wearing another pair of similar shorts over the gym shorts. Like he could have just worn the gym shorts to school and basically been in the same boat.
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Jun 29, 2018 18:50
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People wear multiple pairs of shorts just to cheat at strip poker
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Jun 29, 2018 18:53
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They could also be never nudes.
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Jun 29, 2018 18:55
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chitoryu12 posted:I was confused more because he was just wearing another pair of similar shorts over the gym shorts. Like he could have just worn the gym shorts to school and basically been in the same boat. They looked more like cargo shorts or something else with a zipper to me but who knows what the kids are wearing these days
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Jun 29, 2018 19:10
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the big guy was obviously trying to steal the kids shorts, so the kid faked him out and punched him instead of handing them over classic distraction scenario
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Schubalts posted:I don't know what city/state they went to high school, but in mine, PE "ended" earlier to give us time, and we also had about 10 minutes between classes. makes sense, we do that here too marshmallow creep posted:Gym is generally treated like any other class, in that depending on the school it might be 50 to 55 minutes and you have ten to five minutes to get to the next one on your schedule, including stopping at your locker for the materials and any bathroom breaks. A nice coach might give you enough time to clean up, but a lot will make you go to the bell and then you gotta deal, because it's your fault if you're late to your next class. that should literally be illegal
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Jun 29, 2018 19:44
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Phanatic posted:I don't see what's so great. I appreciate this.
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Krankenstyle posted:that should literally be illegal It's even more fun if you have a physical disability.
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Yeah that was the same for me. After school team sport was fine but those PE classes were bull poo poo.
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Krankenstyle posted:why the hell isnt there time allotted in the curriculum to shower and change?! this is completely foreign to me, a person who is not from your weird country where kids dont have time to shower and change. we didn't have showers in like 3 out of 5 of the schools i went to, and in the other two, they were loving disgusting and no one would use them because you'd probably get staph.
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Krankenstyle posted:that should literally be illegal Don't forget that American high schools often have the kids wake up as early as 6:00 AM to make a 7:00 AM first period, exactly the time in which most teenagers are the most exhausted. I once had PE as my second period class. Every Wednesday was the day we had to run a mile in 12 minutes or less for a passing grade.
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