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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/1013566507052175360

even the weirdo infowars guys i know through my brother's work have been getting kind of tired of the alex jones schtick lately

Q figured out how to do the same poo poo for cheaper i guess

wrong they lap it up and then when it doesn’t come to pass they can pat their selves on the back that by unveiling the evil Democraps plan they saved America!!! see also justification for when asked about Obama being a secret Muslim America rich hating communist not being anywhere close to reality they fall back on all the true patriots like themselves exposing Obama and battling him off before he could enact his nefarious commie death panels

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Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Yinlock posted:

playing nuclear chicken works out pretty well right up until it doesn't and everyone dies

but until then it's super great

The perfect Trump strategy, then.

It's sort of academically interesting, considering how much thought and work has gone into trying to keep us all alive through the Nuclear age - if people just don't give a gently caress about non-proliferation or escalation or any sort of diplomatic balance of power, what'll happen? One of the biggest anti-isolationist arguments of the later 20th century that's often been leveraged to justify imperial actions is that nuclear weapons definitively make each country's problems the world's problems. What if we just ignore all that built-up justification and theory and just throw our weight around like it's the 19th century? How long can we hold together before we hit one of those runaway doomsdays people've been afraid of for the last 70 years?

We're going to loving find out, because nobody cares enough to stop it, because it's too abstract.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/calldackdaga/status/1013053711776530433

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

*claims to be fordist, drinks can of beer, throws can away instead of improvising pipe*

:sad:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/1013583607095611392?s=20

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Bananasaurus Rex posted:

gently caress the Lakers imo

and the Yankees

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Dolash posted:

The perfect Trump strategy, then.

It's sort of academically interesting, considering how much thought and work has gone into trying to keep us all alive through the Nuclear age - if people just don't give a gently caress about non-proliferation or escalation or any sort of diplomatic balance of power, what'll happen? One of the biggest anti-isolationist arguments of the later 20th century that's often been leveraged to justify imperial actions is that nuclear weapons definitively make each country's problems the world's problems. What if we just ignore all that built-up justification and theory and just throw our weight around like it's the 19th century? How long can we hold together before we hit one of those runaway doomsdays people've been afraid of for the last 70 years?

We're going to loving find out, because nobody cares enough to stop it, because it's too abstract.

its incredibly brilliant that trump has the ability to kill anyone / everyone on earth

good job george washington, shoulda thought about nuclear war instead of molesting cherry trees

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
the best thing NK and others could do is loudly proclaim to fox et all and say they won’t nuke the coasts but have nukes targeted on Des Moines, Daytona beach, Boise, Provo and will nuke all of middle America and chuds will collectively poo poo their pants and nuclear de escalation will happen in minutes

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





"the fart is the political" ,-my president donald j trump

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Nah he's not gonna say anything. Still holding off for a pardon from his strong daddy trymp that's never coming

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






jeb...

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





the ... connotes disappointment :(

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Every country is calling every day, saying, ‘Let’s make a deal, let’s make a deal.’ It’s going to all work out,” he said.

:cawg:

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Baloogan posted:

railguns n drones w/r railguns launched on railguns

Galente Supremacy

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Bilirubin posted:

and the Yankees

Esp the yankees

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Jeb is dumb as hell

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Al! posted:

stinko

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

Esp the yankees

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Reality Loser posted:

Jeb is dumb as hell



Reality Loser posted:

Jeb is dumb as hell



Reality Loser posted:

Jeb is dumb as hell



Reality Loser posted:

Jeb is dumb as hell



Reality Loser posted:

Jeb is dumb as hell



Reality Loser posted:

Jeb is dumb as hell



Reality Loser posted:

Jeb is dumb as hell



Reality Loser posted:

Jeb is dumb as hell



Reality Loser posted:

Jeb is dumb as hell



Reality Loser posted:

Jeb is dumb as hell



Reality Loser posted:

Jeb is dumb as hell



Reality Loser posted:

Jeb is dumb as hell



Reality Loser posted:

Jeb is dumb as hell



Reality Loser posted:

Jeb is dumb as hell

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
Yo Trump thread do I cook tonight or head to a bar and get something to go

The wife is out and it's hot but I am a cheapskate

E: I'd cook pasta with pesto and bratwurst

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

https://twitter.com/TomPodolec/status/1013578278001676288

:parrot:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
laso happy canada day

i was gonna drink canadain whiskey but i was like drat canada day is TOO GOOD for canadian liquor

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

f#a# posted:

Yo Trump thread do I cook tonight or head to a bar and get something to go

The wife is out and it's hot but I am a cheapskate

E: I'd cook pasta with pesto and bratwurst

its canada day

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

f#a# posted:

Yo Trump thread do I cook tonight or head to a bar and get something to go

The wife is out and it's hot but I am a cheapskate

E: I'd cook pasta with pesto and bratwurst

be best

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Baloogan posted:

its canada day


fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Well_Regulated_/status/1013585371005947910?s=20

“no gently caress you da- oh gently caress!”

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
tomrpu

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



hey anyone who knows how to apply this effect



please apply it to the duck, thanks

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

:q:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




some rando country w nice luxury goods and land that trump would wanna develop should offer trump a really really lopsided trade deal but only if their head of govt can shave trumps head on live television

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
i don't usually listen to alex jones, but that one about the 4th civil war just included tasmania as a liberal hideout. is there something going on down there i've missed??

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
I used to worry about poo poo like the world economy and the WTO and everything and poo poo, but I'm just on the outside now looking in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbqU7NKUnhg

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/kron4news/status/1013586114777473024?s=20

tromp!

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


anarchists committing seduction my new band name :smug:

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Jeb salesman: taps roof of country. "Do you know how much motherfuckin' guac you can fit in this bad boy?"

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

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Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

gently caress Stephanie Ruhle. Former Wall St trash

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