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Adiabatic posted:Take it to the EV thread you weirdos. There's a EV thread? I looked but must have missed it!
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Jul 12, 2018 16:44
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Adiabatic posted:Take it to the EV thread you weirdos.  Just generally chatting here.
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Jul 12, 2018 16:52
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Totally read it as genital chat.
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Jul 12, 2018 16:55
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Applebees Appetizer posted:FISH CHAT Watching fish swim about is super chill. My dad used to have a tropical tank and my favourite fish were the tiny catfish, they're rummage around the substrate at the bottom like little dogs. We had some upside down ones too, they'd swim about upside down, sleep upside down under leaves and only flip right side up to feed. Photos of the tank, yo.
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Clown loaches were my favorites when I kept fresh water tanks. They were fun to watch and the analogy to tiny dogs is apt as they definitely had personalities. I dabbled in salt water nano setups and let me tell you, that way lies madness. Incredibly interesting, colors popped like nothing I've ever seen with fresh water, and the sheer variety and different scales upon which life flourished in the tank was mesmerising. Incredibly dense in terms of $$$ per gallon, upkeep was a lot of work, and tolerances for conditions were tight, but while I had it I loved it.
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Olympic Mathlete posted:Photos of the tank, yo.  Turns out there are a lot of wild tropical fish in FL, we found a pond loaded with Mollys, put some in the tank and they immediately started having babies. Also got a baby Tilapia and a bunch of shrimp. They are doing way better than I thought they would 
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:That's what I was implying. They've delivered 20k and none of them are 35k. Ah, OK. I thought you were implying that they had been delivered and were mocking the other poster's "will". My bad. I thought your avatar had been made one piece, but it just happened to synch up this time for me.
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Jul 12, 2018 17:06
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Applebees Appetizer posted:Also got a baby Tilapia and a bunch of shrimp. Those go in the freezer.
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Dagen H posted:Those go in the freezer. Gotta fatten them up first.
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Jul 12, 2018 17:08
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The Tilapia is actually pretty cool, he's got personality  We're building a fish trap to catch some really pretty adult male Mollys because they are too hard to catch with a net. It's easy to catch the pregnant females tho 
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Jul 12, 2018 17:14
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Seminal Flu posted:
Goober Peas posted:Totally read it as genital chat. General Genital Chat is way better than Muskchat. Genitals: how are yours? Mine are fine. Thank you for asking.
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Jul 12, 2018 17:30
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Your filter is gonna be clogged with baby mollys pretty quickly. (speaking from experience)
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Jul 12, 2018 17:30
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Darchangel posted:I thought your avatar had been made one piece, but it just happened to synch up this time for me. I have avs turned off so I literally just saw what y'all are talking about. On the profile page it's not out of sync. Wonder what Radium did to gently caress it up elsewhere?
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Jul 12, 2018 17:33
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STR posted:Your filter is gonna be clogged with baby mollys pretty quickly. Stretch some pantyhose over the inlet?
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Jul 12, 2018 17:33
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July Chat: Genitals and Pantyhose
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Jul 12, 2018 17:34
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The V8 chrome rendering engine only loads so far up and below what you're viewing, so if you have to scroll to my post it will render the gifs starting at different times based on how fast you're scrolling. I debated changing it (and spent the $5) to this, but I changed it back.   Those images are already on the SA server.
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Jul 12, 2018 17:35
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Non EV chat -- Did you guys see that they unearthed (16' down) an enormous black sarcophagus in Alexandria? Under a layer of mortar. Dates to Alexander's time. If it's Alexander the Great, I'll have a legit chub. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/ptolemaic-sarcophagus-discovered-alexandria-egypt-180969551/
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Jul 12, 2018 17:37
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Adiabatic posted:July Chat: Genitals and Pantyhose Dagen H posted:Stretch some pantyhose over the inlet?
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Jul 12, 2018 17:38
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Seminal Flu posted:Non EV chat -- Something something Bucephalus
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Jul 12, 2018 17:38
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Musky genital chat
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Jul 12, 2018 17:40
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Britgoons: Lidl are selling 1kg dry powder fire extinguishers for a bargain £7.99 and ideal for automotive use. I shall be buying one to sit on the shelf next to the other extinguisher that I have bought and still not gotten round to installing in my car
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Jul 12, 2018 18:09
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That's my fetish
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Genitals is a great word
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Jul 12, 2018 18:34
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ugh i'm going to have to switch from FIOS at my current residence to Comcast at my new place 
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Jul 12, 2018 18:43
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Genital chat: I signed up for a patient two nights ago whose chief complaint was rash. The triage note said, "Patient states, 'i got something going on down there, I don't know if bedbugs are eating my nuts but it's all hosed up.'" I walk in the room and as the guy what's up and he starts talking about his ankle. I'm only half paying attention -- this happens all the time, where people talk about something innocuous and then add, "But let me be honest, doc, what I'm really here about is (enter genital horrorshow here)." loving all the time. If someone shows up at 0300 with a blank chief complaint, it is always an STD check. But he doesn't bring it up. And then the x-ray tech walks in. I check his bracelet and they put the wrong guy in the room, while still putting in the plain films for his ankle sprain under the other patient's name. I told the patient about the error and then said, "I was starting to get confused 'cause this was nothing like the nursing note, and I thought this was just a really long lead up to you telling me about your nutsack!" We all laughed. Good times were had. I looked at no taints that night. I swear, 90% of what we do is tedium and 5% is sheer terror, but the remaining 5% is loving hysterical. (The 5% of sheer terror includes when an attractive young woman tells you she's having pelvic pain, denies vaginal bleeding or discharge, and then you do the pelvic examination and pus is literally just pumping out of her cervix like she's been storing it up there for a few days. How did you not notice this?!)
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Jul 12, 2018 18:44
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tetrapyloctomy posted:pus is literally just pumping out of her cervix like she's been storing it up there for a few days That's not normal.
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Jul 12, 2018 18:51
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Seminal Flu posted:That's not normal. When the sample is composed of "women presenting to the emergency department for isolated pelvic discomfort," the pre-test probability of this physical exam finding is exceptionally high. I call this "Toxic Box Syndrome." (Most pelvic exams are not this bad. But the combination of an otherwise attractive, clean-appearing young women plus surprise necrotizing coochitis just makes me so glad I was careful in college.)
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tetrapyloctomy posted:"Toxic Box Syndrome." 
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tetrapyloctomy posted:surprise necrotizing coochitis new username spotted
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Seminal Flu posted:Non EV chat -- spog posted:Britgoons: tetrapyloctomy posted:Genital chat: I signed up for a patient two nights ago whose chief complaint was rash. The triage note said, "Patient states, 'i got something going on down there, I don't know if bedbugs are eating my nuts but it's all hosed up.'"
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NumbersMatching320 posted:new username spotted Fuckin RIGHT?! tetrapyloctomy I'd buy you a beer in exchange for your stories.
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Adiabatic posted:General Genital Chat is way better than Muskchat. STR posted:Your filter is gonna be clogged with baby mollys pretty quickly. Excellent post combo. tetrapyloctomy posted:I swear, 90% of what we do is tedium and 5% is sheer terror, but the remaining 5% is loving hysterical. (The 5% of sheer terror includes when an attractive young woman tells you she's having pelvic pain, denies vaginal bleeding or discharge, and then you do the pelvic examination and pus is literally just pumping out of her cervix like she's been storing it up there for a few days. How did you not notice this?!) tetrapyloctomy posted:When the sample is composed of "women presenting to the emergency department for isolated pelvic discomfort," the pre-test probability of this physical exam finding is exceptionally high. I call this "Toxic Box Syndrome." Seminal Flu posted:That's not normal. I am humored and horrified at the same time.
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NumbersMatching320 posted:new username spotted Nope, "surprise necrotizing coochitis" is my new passphrase.
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STR posted:Your filter is gonna be clogged with baby mollys pretty quickly. Read this and was like  checked the filter, no dead babies They are growing quickly and are gonna be big enough not to worry about that real soon. Looks like there are a couple male sailfins in there so that will be interesting.
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tetrapyloctomy posted:But he doesn't bring it up. And then the x-ray tech walks in. I check his bracelet and they put the wrong guy in the room, while still putting in the plain films for his ankle sprain under the other patient's name. I told the patient about the error and then said, "I was starting to get confused 'cause this was nothing like the nursing note, and I thought this was just a really long lead up to you telling me about your nutsack!" We all laughed. Good times were had. I looked at no taints that night. I got put in the wrong room with my GP-equivalent for a routine checkup a few months ago. Nurse comes and tells me to take off my clothes for a physical so I'm sitting in my boxers when the doc comes in. He goes, "wow you got undressed fast for a guy with a hernia."
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NumbersMatching320 posted:new avatar spotted 
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On the train as I do in the early morning.... someone decides they want to get handsy with my bike. The snarl of someone who is going to do a great deal of violence if they dont get their loving hands off the bike right now I think scared him enough to poo poo himself. Two rules cyclists have on the train... dont ask how much the bike costs and dont touch said bike. Cat still at vet. He seems to have some vision again so... thats good I guess?
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Jul 12, 2018 20:23
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Adiabatic posted:Fuckin RIGHT?!
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Goober Peas posted:Totally read it as genital chat. Are the rest of you not typing by means of smashing dangly bits on keyboards? poo poo... CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:Cat still at vet. He seems to have some vision again so... thats good I guess? Hope things keep getting better for kitteh First roof estimates came in, surprisingly not nearly as bad as I'd expected. Cheaper than having the tree removed from it, even.
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