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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Please get well soon, Yu :negative:

Hickey said the other day that Darvish is still "weeks away" and that's assuming there are no further setbacks. Honestly at this point I've written him off for the season. Maybe he comes back in time to pitch in the postseason, but even that I doubt.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Back to back lead off hits the Cubs weren't even able to advance a base, let alone cash in. :suicide:

It's great how you can tell exactly how the Cubs offense is going to perform the entire game after a single time through the order. Enjoy your win Cards, series rubber match tomorrow I guess.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

There's your run Verlander.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Sydin posted:

Back to back lead off hits the Cubs weren't even able to advance a base, let alone cash in. :suicide:

It's great how you can tell exactly how the Cubs offense is going to perform the entire game after a single time through the order. Enjoy your win Cards, series rubber match tomorrow I guess.

All we gotta do is keep it close until we get into the Cardinals' very bad bullpen.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


ALBERT

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

All we gotta do is keep it close until we get into the Cardinals' very bad bullpen.

I warned you about Jordan Hicks earlier today, friend.

Also, Bader's going for a new scruffy look.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


screaming at the cubs to stop blasting flies to center like marge screaming at homer that drederick tatum isn't going to get tired like his previous hobo opponents

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


please get someone past first

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


HIT IT ON THE GROUND

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


R.D. Mangles posted:

HIT IT ON THE GROUND

someone will connect with one soon

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lmao

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


i don 't think that was a swing?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

clearly read Joe's lips yelling "THAT'S hosed UP"

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
My 10 least favorite players contained no Cubs. If I could have included managers it might have. gently caress off, Joe.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


el mago says for next trick, watch me disappear from this game

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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R.D. Mangles posted:

el mago says for next trick, watch me disappear from this game

dios mio

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

R.D. Mangles posted:

el mago says for next trick, watch me disappear from this game

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Don't know if Javy needed to be protected there honestly. He looked calm to me.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Pancakes posted:

Don't know if Javy needed to be protected there honestly. He looked calm to me.

It was clearly an attempt by Maddon to get the team fired up.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

It was clearly an attempt by Maddon to get the team fired up.

Much like calling the Cardinals the Sopranos or being a poo poo about takeout slides. I will repeat, gently caress off Joe.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Greg "White Flag" Holland. Good game, Cubs. :sigh:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Pancakes posted:

Greg "White Flag" Holland. Good game, Cubs. :sigh:

I don't think you've been watching the Cubs offense closely enough this game. Holland is going to go 1-2-3.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Sydin posted:

I don't think you've been watching the Cubs offense closely enough this game. Holland is going to go 1-2-3.

Care to put a :toxx: on that?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Sydin posted:

I don't think you've been watching the Cubs offense closely enough this game. Holland is going to go 1-2-3.

Already proven wrong by Greg "Where's the Strike Zone" Holland. I say he allows at least 2 more baserunners.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Care to put a :toxx: on that?

I would but Holland already walked a guy. :argh:

:toxx: If the Cubs actually score off Holland this game I'll get a Greg Holland AV.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Sydin posted:

I would but Holland already walked a guy. :argh:

:toxx: If the Cubs actually score off Holland this game I'll get a Greg Holland AV.

You poor bastard.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


holland looks like he is going to fall off the mound every time he throws a pitch

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Sydin posted:

I would but Holland already walked a guy. :argh:

:toxx: If the Cubs actually score off Holland this game I'll get a Greg Holland AV.

Soon we will have no representing the team they actually like in their avatar. :unsmigghh:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
:smug:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


"kevin" greg holland

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Something something everyday

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Ahahahahahahaha

Homeybeef
May 23, 2008

Sydin posted:

I would but Holland already walked a guy. :argh:

:toxx: If the Cubs actually score off Holland this game I'll get a Greg Holland AV.

And now I'm interested in this game

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


well that wasn't holland's fault

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


ok now blast one into center as hard as possible

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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R.D. Mangles posted:

"kevin" greg holland

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Cubs are absolutely gonna gently caress this up and not score book it.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

R.D. Mangles posted:

well that wasn't holland's fault

Hey now, that wasn't part of the Toxx.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
Springer crushed that good lord

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