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This guy did it perfect. I love when guys say babygirl and I love the offer to snuggle and binge
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 20:46 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 14:34 |
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Also its always a good idea to give products / snacks lol
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 20:46 |
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Arrow sucks
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 20:48 |
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uh, ok here's my take on that: 'hey, you're been acting weird lately, are you ok? have fun eating ice cream and crying or whatever, you know where to find me.'
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 20:48 |
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stop posting, skylark.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 20:49 |
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Mozi posted:uh, ok here's my take on that: Offering to GIVE ice cream or whatever the snacks are is better.The offer to be there and provide, is what makes it above and beyond, and truly amazing text to receive.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 20:50 |
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Why would I want to fatten up my girlfriend?
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 20:50 |
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This feels like a thread I have read already.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 20:53 |
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Why would a woman want to be infantilized?
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 20:53 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Why would a woman want to be infantilized? Guys we have a live one here.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 20:54 |
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Hey I noticed you’ve been weird lately. Would it help if I nutted on your face y/n?
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 20:55 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8kpYm-6nuE
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 20:55 |
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He sounds like a beta cuck soyboy.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 20:56 |
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“Hey baby, I know you haven’t been yourself lately and I want to be sympathetic and all but honestly I’m still pissed about how last night I asked if you wanted to go to my parents for thanksgiving this year and I know I’m not supposed to describe a woman’s emotional range as psychotic but I’m really struggling to find another to word to describe your threat to hold my head under water until the bubbles stopped. What do you want for dinner, I’m thinking about bringing home Thai.”
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 20:56 |
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Snacks are good. I support snacks.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 20:57 |
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What a clingy rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 20:58 |
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The ultimate thing would be if he came over with fast food (Taco Bell, In N Out, Chipotle or something like that), and also brought like flowers and giftcard for Sephora or other good stores. And snuggled and watched prestige TV shows while cuddling like this
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:00 |
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ban thread, gas OP
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:00 |
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Just suck his dick already, drat
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:02 |
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Skylark posted:The ultimate thing would be if he came over with fast food (Taco Bell, In N Out, Chipotle or something like that), and also brought like flowers and giftcard for Sephora or other good stores. And snuggled and watched prestige TV shows while cuddling like this Those are dead people. They died from the Taco Bell farts under the blanket. Netflix has been saying "Are you still watching 'Mad Men'?" for days.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:03 |
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There needs to be a romantic mood and stuiff like THIS text and giving products creates it
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:03 |
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No there doesn't just suck his donger because he does nice things in general
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:04 |
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if only there were a way to sing ice cream into existence all i can do is make dogs and coyotes howl furiously im afraid my singing might do the same to a lady or gent but if ice cream fell from my.mouth like angel poo poo i bet people would get in love with me
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:04 |
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:Those are dead people. They died from the Taco Bell farts under the blanket. Netflix has been saying "Are you still watching 'Mad Men'?" for days.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:05 |
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Gatekeeper posted:if only there were a way to sing ice cream into existence I'm sure this is what that pink chick who died in FF7 thought as she sung to the street urchins. Or maybe it was that horse girl from Zelda 64, serenading the chickens for ice cream.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:06 |
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Like honestly I can respect the sentiment, but I think we should all show some more self respect on what kind of things we would like and demand to receive in situations like this. Personally I would never think of sliding into a lonely lass's DMs unless I could deliver on the mummified head of at least one local oligarch.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:08 |
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why dont you just gently caress girls OP
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:11 |
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Who What Now posted:Arrow sucks Everything Skylark likes sucks. Because Skylark is basic af and that is not okay.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:12 |
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Jonny 290 posted:why dont you just gently caress girls OP THat would probably result in more romantic text and bingeing of content I like but Im only attracted to hunky men c'est la vie.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:14 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Everything Skylark likes sucks. Theres no rules against being basic.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:14 |
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Hey I noticed you’ve been weird lately. Would it help if I nutted on your face y/n? Is this offer open for regular friends, too?
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:20 |
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I've come (lol) around over these last 7 years and now I love Skylark and her gimmick
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:20 |
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Skylark posted:Theres no rules against being basic. That doesn’t make it okay.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:21 |
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When someone is pushing you away it's because they want you away from them
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:23 |
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You seem like a bitch.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:23 |
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Breakfast Feud posted:ban thread, gas OP
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:24 |
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Netflix and anal.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:26 |
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Skylark posted:Im only attracted to hunky men c'est la vie. PM me
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:28 |
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I propose that skylark and pick are the same person with radical bipolar disorder
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:28 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 14:34 |
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Skylark posted:There needs to be a romantic mood and stuiff like THIS text and giving products creates it I absolutely love products. I love seeing the look on my girlfriends face when I pick the right brand for her to engage with
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 21:28 |