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in trouble at work. ———————————- Please don’t actually clean up the team names. ———————————- League Page: http://www59.myfantasyleague.com/2018/home/34200 The Teams/Draft Order 1. THE MOST GLORIOUS TEAM IN EXISTENCE - OPEN 2. Team PUP List - isnt that right 3. Johnny Football Rehab - jabro 4. farting is such sweet sorrow - IGY 5. Love In An Elevator - Sataere 6. $$ Disposable Income $$ - OhSnapGangsta 7. lovely Diaper Squad - Candlelight Virgil 8. FergSquad - frgrbrgr 9. Your mother’s Dick - spermy smurf 10. :3 - Papes 11. The Bagronkadonks - Forever Peace 12. Newtonian Fluids - Alucard Commissioners TBD The Draft Rookie/free agent draft will be held each summer. All players not kept on a roster, and all rookies entering the league will be eligible for the draft. There will be 8 rounds, and future picks may be traded at any time, up to 2 seasons in advance. Each player has 8 hours You can make a draft list (for your own reference), and can also make pre-selections on your draft page (under FOR OWNERS on the top bar). Note that if you make a pre-selection it will automatically pick that player when your turn comes up (and you can rank them in order of preference if you're setting it in advance). I urge you to do this, especially if you expect to be away for more than 8 hours. If you time out, the top player on your draft list will be selected for you. If you have no draft list, then other people can jump your pick. All free agents and rookies are available in this draft. You may keep picking until you have 24 players rostered. Your picks after that will be skipped. Then we will move to waivers which will continue through the offseason and beyond. Happy drafting! The Rules 24 man roster limit. 16 players may be kept from year to year with no limit on number of years a player may be kept. Each team has two injured reserve slots that do not count toward the roster limit. These can only be used for players who are on actual injured reserve. Players on IR may be kept among (but not in addition to) the 16 players retained for the next year. Starting Lineup: 1QB, 2RB, 3WR, 1TE, 1 FLEX, 1 DST Starting lineups may be changed up until the scheduled start of an individual player's game. So after the early game you can still swap players in and out as long as they weren't involved in that game. Scoring is a fairly typical 0.5 PPR set, actual values can be found here. Waivers & Trades All players are locked when their game kicks off. Waiver requests are allowed from that time until waivers are processed on Wednesday at 8.30pm EST. When you select a player off waivers, you jump to the back of the waiver queue. Between waiver processing and game kickoffs, players are available first come first serve. If a player is dropped from a roster he is locked and will pass through the waiver system. No trades between the start of week 12 and end of week 16 of regular season. Championship Three division winners and top scorer of the remaining teams qualify for playoffs. Playoffs are seeded by score and take place in week 15 and 16. Teams finishing 5&6, 7&8, 9&10, 11&12 will play off in week 16 for draft picks 7/8, 5/6, 3/4, 1/2, with the winner getting the higher pick. Semi-final losers will playoff for picks 9&10 in the same way Superbowl winner picks last, however. The prize pool is $240. Superbowl Bluntmaster Classic winner takes $120. Highest point scorer for the season (Weeks 1-16) wins $60 (if top scorer wins the Bluntmaster Classic he wins $180). Superbowl Bluntmaster Classic Runner up wins $60. Payouts to be made before kickoff week 17. If Bluntmaster classic is tied I guess the teams get 45 bucks each. Note that the points prize goes to the top scorer over weeks 1-16. If you do not qualify for the playoffs, you are still eligible for the points prize, and should set lineups for playoff weeks if you want a chance to win. Bylaws No tanking games. If the commissioners agree a player has deliberately lost a game (ie by starting players on a bye) they may remove a draft pick from the offender at their discretion. Commissioners must announce that they are considering a case before coming to a decision. A decision to dock draft picks may be overturned by majority vote of league members. This rule should not be invoked for 'weird' or questionable starting decisions, only for players who are blatantly not playing that week when a valid starter is available on that team's roster. However, if a team is unable, to fill a starting spot because all their players for that position are injured or on bye that week, that team is not required to pick up a replacement starter, and may start a player who is injured/on bye. That is, you can manage your roster how you like, but you have to make reasonable effort to start the best players on your roster. Nobody has the right to tell you who those best players are. Any complaints, problems or anything else may be raised in thread or privately with the commissioner(s). Trades can be vetoed only in case of likely collusion and only if all three commissioners agree. In a dynasty league, the element of time means this will rarely happen, as there's always a chance some unknown rookie will turn out to be a goldmine. If a play suspects collusion of a trade involving a commissioner, they may call a league vote. The trade will be overturned if a majority of players not involved in the trade agree. Once league rules are agreed the commishes may not change them without consultation and agreement from the rest of the league. No changes to scoring rules etc to be made during season. Any dispute not anticipated will be adjudicated by the three commissioners by consensus if possible, by majority vote if not. Any dispute not anticipated and involving one or more commissioners will be adjudicated first by remaining commissioners if possible, and by league vote if not. ———————————— ROLL CALL BOYS OP WILL BE UPDATED WHAT’s uP A Concrete Divider fucked around with this message at 13:49 on Aug 7, 2018 |
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That draft order can't be right. I wasn't the worst team in the league last year. You might want to double check that you aren't looking at the previous year's draft order. I do think I should be rewarded for my honesty with the number one pick.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 21:11 |
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Sataere posted:That draft order can't be right. I wasn't the worst team in the league last year. You might want to double check that you aren't looking at the previous year's draft order. That was last year’s draft order, my bad. It’s just a team list. Just wanted to get a thread up for roll call and such.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 02:25 |
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Candlelight Virgil posted:That was last year’s draft order, my bad. It’s just a team list. Nof worries. I'm already feeling the itch too. I just know a couple of those guys aren't in the league anymore.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 14:54 |
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Sataere posted:Nof worries. I'm already feeling the itch too. I just know a couple of those guys aren't in the league anymore. Who
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 10:16 |
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Can't check this at work, but I'll post the updated info this weekend.
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 16:19 |
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Shoot an email to all the teams via comms - I just noticed this and am totally in to defend my title. If you really want to get into trouble at work look at my old team profile picture: http://www59.myfantasyleague.com/2017/options?L=34200&F=0002&O=01
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# ? Jul 1, 2018 02:05 |
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Sataere posted:Can't check this at work, but I'll post the updated info this weekend. We can either make a new thread or you can email me the new op to put in
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# ? Jul 1, 2018 21:58 |
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2017 team page Also, Papes was the commish last season, so he should be able to get the ball rolling. I also realize that this is my fault, because I never updated the new owners into the OP last year. Sorry about that. Nawid - Forever Peace - The Bagronkadonks (I only just know got this name) Beer - Spermy Smurf - Your Mother's Dick Bigfoot - I.G.Y - Newtonian Fluids Not sure how to figure out draft order, but I'll check later
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 19:35 |
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Are we to check in? Consider this my check in if we are.
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 06:32 |
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Oh hey this thing. I am in.
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 21:06 |
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I'm in.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 11:29 |
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I'm here.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 15:36 |
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So I apologize for not following up on this. Life has been hectic. I have just PMed everyone who has not responded to this thread. Hopefully, we can get this kicked off really soon. Alucard, I just realized I accidentally PMed you despite your already responding. Sorry.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 15:36 |
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We are allowed to keep 16 and I dont even want to keep 14. My team was good I thought. What happened?
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 15:46 |
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I'm down to party.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 17:04 |
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Azhais is out. So we need someone to grab that team.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 20:43 |
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Sataere posted:Azhais is out. So we need someone to grab that team. May want to edit your post with a link to the team. Pretty sure the OP is wrong on some names. http://www59.myfantasyleague.com/2017/options?L=34200&O=07&F=0004 THE MOST GLORIOUS LEAGUE IN EXISTENCE Keep 16 players, dump the rest for whoever is looking at this thread
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 20:51 |
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I’m in, can commish again even though I’m terrible at it
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 20:52 |
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E: dp
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 21:25 |
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Papes posted:I’m in, can commish again even though I’m terrible at it You were great last year. Better than I'd be, since I'm never around. It took me two weeks to actually respond to this. Edit: So we are just waiting on IGY and isn't that right.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 22:22 |
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Can I be added to the wait list?
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 22:48 |
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dkj posted:Can I be added to the wait list? I think The Most Glorious Team In Existence is free. I posted it like 5 above this. Someone correct me if I am wrong.
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# ? Jul 25, 2018 23:38 |
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Spermy Smurf posted:May want to edit your post with a link to the team. Pretty sure the OP is wrong on some names. It is, but I'm not the OP. I posted the replacement teams a couple posts down. We just need Candlelight Virgil to edit it in. Also, Azhais team has the number one pick, so that should be a selling point to someone.
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 00:29 |
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Okay so lets edit the poo poo out of the OP or create a new thread. Get actual team and owner names, open teams and all that poo poo up there. The rules could be like 4 sentences; 16 keeper, playoffs are xyz. Where is the list of picks?
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# ? Jul 26, 2018 00:38 |
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Editing op in the next hour E: let me know where I hosed up my brain is mush A Concrete Divider fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Jul 27, 2018 |
# ? Jul 27, 2018 13:19 |
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Nope, you nailed it. He is the draft order if you want to edit it into the OP. Draft Order 1. THE MOST GLORIOUS TEAM IN EXISTENCE - OPEN 2. Team PUP List - isnt that right 3. Johnny Football Rehab - jabro 4. farting is such sweet sorrow - IGY 5. Love In An Elevator - Sataere 6. $$ Disposable Income $$ - OhSnapGangsta 7. lovely Diaper Squad - Candlelight Virgil 8. FergSquad - frgrbrgr 9. Your mother’s Dick - spermy smurf 10. :3 - Papes 11. The Bagronkadonks - Forever Peace 12. Newtonian Fluids - Alucard We are still waiting on isnt that right and IGY to respond. How long do we want to give them? I'm thinking a week from today is plenty of time, in case they are out of town. Let me know if anyone has issues with that. dkj, you are first to ask, so you will definitely get a team. Once we figure out who is coming back and who needs to be replaced, we will figure out how to slot you.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 16:47 |
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Sataere posted:
Appreciate it!
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 18:38 |
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Welcome.
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# ? Jul 28, 2018 13:35 |
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Isn't that right checked in and he's back. So just waiting on IGY.
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# ? Jul 29, 2018 22:24 |
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hey guys, i like football
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# ? Jul 29, 2018 22:34 |
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Let’s go sports!
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 13:40 |
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Okay, I'm sending IGY another PM letting him know he has until Friday before he is replaced. If anyone has a problem with that, speak now or forever hold your peace.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 00:51 |
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Email him too? Peace held after
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 01:44 |
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edit: nm
Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Aug 1, 2018 |
# ? Aug 1, 2018 01:51 |
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Does anyone think it would be cool to shake things up a tad for the new season? Maybe only keep 12 or so? Introduce kickers? What do ya say?
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 18:51 |
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Spermy Smurf posted:Email him too? He should get an email notification of PM. But I just sent an email to him also and gave him until Friday.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 18:56 |
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Candlelight Virgil posted:Does anyone think it would be cool to shake things up a tad for the new season? Maybe only keep 12 or so? Introduce kickers? What do ya say? I like this league because of the no kicker thing. The keeper thing I'm open to but it had to be drastic. Like only keep 3 or 6. 16 to 12 ain't poo poo.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 23:15 |
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Idk 3 would be pretty drastic
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# ? Aug 2, 2018 02:16 |
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Candlelight Virgil posted:Idk 3 would be pretty drastic Go big... err go small or go home!
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