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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
big whoop, Swarzak could have done this. You know, the mets big free agent acquision, the one that was gonna put 'em over the top,

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Nats about to take a commanding runs scored lead

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?
:siren: The Braves didn't get screwed on a replay! :siren:

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


also, by the letter of the law, russell was out. sorry, and it sucks, but that's how it works. umps and nyc did their job.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Reyes gets three outs by making hitting him so easy they make mistakes out of apathy

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


more effective than matz

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
"Ninth inning of this debacle."

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
First and third no outs? Don't close the books on this game yet!

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Dansby may not be an actual good hitter but he does a good job of those eight-pitch at bats after falling behind then slapping one into a hole

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

giants own

pudge jr. owns

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?
"Slugger" Allard?

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



BasicFunk posted:

"Slugger" Allard?

Well if he's not going to throw hard, he better hit.

Really though I worry with that 89 mph fastball, he better develop maddux like control.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
kelley throwing a tantrum when his team is up 21

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/efitz11/status/1024477751137452033

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

corn on the cop posted:

kelley throwing a tantrum when his team is up 21

Yeah I don't get what this dude is so angry about.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004


lol

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Eltoasto posted:

Well if he's not going to throw hard, he better hit.

Really though I worry with that 89 mph fastball, he better develop maddux like control.

The hoped-for comp is Glavine, I think. Live and die from the outside corner to about eight inches into the other batter's box.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Woop woop

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Folks, pancakes crowned me the best braves poster and then look what happened. Dingers. Base clearing doubles. Pitcher bunt singles.

Just saying

Wear the hat

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

jesus christ 25-4

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
I just tuned in, what happened to George? How the hell are we going to function without Correa, Altuve, and Springer?

This is karma for signing Osuna

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Even with being in first place this season has gotten really lovely really quickly.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Epic High Five posted:

Folks, pancakes crowned me the best braves poster and then look what happened. Dingers. Base clearing doubles. Pitcher bunt singles.

Just saying

Wear the hat

Based on what?

I’m just saying I bring a lot to the table. It’s mostly shut posts but there’s a lot of them.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Tony Kemp is our best offensive player...

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

PrinceRandom posted:

Tony Kemp is our best offensive player...

Hey now, I like Tony. But yeah, things are about to get very dire. Just wait until Marisnick has to return. :smithicide:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Joey Freshwater posted:

Based on what?

I’m just saying I bring a lot to the table. It’s mostly shut posts but there’s a lot of them.

Based on

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Hey now, I like Tony. But yeah, things are about to get very dire. Just wait until Marisnick has to return. :smithicide:

Oh I adore him it's just not something I can say I ever expected

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

PrinceRandom posted:

Oh I adore him it's just not something I can say I ever expected

:same:

In total fairness though, he’s been consistently decent since coming up. Having half the lineup out for injury means he’s finally in the limelight.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Big Mean Jerk posted:

:same:

In total fairness though, he’s been consistently decent since coming up. Having half the lineup out for injury means he’s finally in the limelight.

Other guys need to step up though. Marwin and Yuli especially.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


how bad did springer's injury look?

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Everybody's dead

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
God, satisfied with smiting the Mets, has turned his wrath toward the Astros

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Abel Wingnut posted:

how bad did springer's injury look?

He hit the ground pretty hard on a dive, stayed in for the rest of the inning, and was pulled after. You could see him rubbing his shoulder and trying to get loose. It’s listed as “shoulder discomfort” for now, but who knows.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



What the gently caress did Camargo adjust lately lmao, he has been nuclear

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Epic High Five posted:

What the gently caress did Camargo adjust lately lmao, he has been nuclear

*BrAvES NeED a THIrD BAsEMaN*

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Good thing we have Tyler White to make sure we don't score with bases loaded

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

PrinceRandom posted:

Good thing we have Tyler White to make sure we don't score with bases loaded

That was probably their best chance. Sorry Morton.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Joey Freshwater posted:

*BrAvES NeED a THIrD BAsEMaN*

This was the weirdest argument to me lol

Our bullpen has a bWAR+ or whatever of -70 but yeah, let's replace the position with lots of performance and depth

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
That’s probably the game right there :sigh:

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
J-j-j-jean Segura rules.

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