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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Preseason Week 1 GDT: It's going to be bad, but hey football
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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
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Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
of course Peterman's first INT is a dropped perfect ball by his RB, of course

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
NATE PETERMAN INTERCEPTION COUNTER: 1

:siren:

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Browns running it on 3rd and 11 in preseason

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pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

SHOAH NUFF posted:

of course Peterman's first INT is a dropped perfect ball by his RB, of course

Ivory can't catch worth a poo poo dam.

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

fsif posted:

Browns running it on 3rd and 11 in preseason

Hue making sure we know what it's like in his chair. Gotta make the right calls.

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midwat
May 6, 2007

 Breaking news: Phillip Dorsett is fast, can't catch

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Hoyer is so dogshit

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

 Garrett Gilbert fuckin sucks why is he on the roster

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

 That Peterman throw was behind

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Garrett Gilbert? Huh?

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Myles Garrett covering punts is both awesome and baffling

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

midwat posted:

Breaking news: Philip Dorsett is fast, can't catch

Yeah no separation there. Of course the pass was well oob

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Can the Bengals somehow not have Barkley on their team please?



I don't like a Barkley

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pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Jonathan Fisk posted:

That Peterman throw was behind

It hit Ivory in the shoulder pads

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
davis webb. great pick

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Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
nate sudfeld is good

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Jonathan Fisk posted:

That Peterman throw was behind

His first throw was behind too but the flag nullified it.

I mean I guess this is nitpicking but come on. It's Nathan

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ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

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Go Ingram! Shame about those first four regular season games of course.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

 AJ McCarron? booooo put in the garbage tallman

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

pasaluki posted:

It hit Ivory in the shoulder pads

It hit the back shoulder on a wide open player crossing the opposite direction

That's not a good throw

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pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

fsif posted:

His first throw was behind too but the flag nullified it.

I mean I guess this is nitpicking but come on. It's Nathan

Peterman played pretty good but my brain is having trouble processing this.

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 What a joy it is to see AJ McCarron suit up in your favorite team's uniform

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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
lol that second unit bills O-line is a... marked downgrade

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Alaois posted:

AJ McCarron? booooo put in the garbage tallman

Cam plays for your team bud

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Jonathan Fisk posted:

Cam plays for your team bud

i said the garbage tallman, not the tall garbageman

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress IT I'M GOING DEEP

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

 Rod Streater is still in the league?

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pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Joe B. was on the money saying McCarron holds on the the ball way too fukkin long

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

 My mistake! Each bad qb will get their turn

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midwat
May 6, 2007

 Please never put Van Noy in coverage again ty

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Kyle can noy still way too slow to cover anyone

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

 aj mccarron fuckin sucks hahahahah

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

pasaluki posted:

Joe B. was on the money saying McCarron holds on the the ball way too fukkin long

Yeah I was thinking the same thing

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

 My Judon av choice paying dividends

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I love seeing 2pt conversions.

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Definitely did not remember that TJ Yates was a Bill

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pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
I think Marcus Murphy will make the team as RB3 he reminds me of those infuriating 3rd down RBs the Patriots had and just stuck everywhere on the field.

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Kaelin Clay has joined each of the teams on the field at least three separate times

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

 The Bills' problem is clearly that they have *too many* good qbs

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 Mayfield putting on a nice drive. Two first downs with his feet and a couple nice throws

e: and now a touchdown

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