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I finally meet up with an old elementary school crush and we are about to do the nasty, she takes a gander at my post pubescent dilz.. "My goodness, you’ve grown!"
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Asking the guy that cleans my pool as he dumps a bunch of nasty chemicals into the water, “I’ve been wondering… what are midi-chlorines?”
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Aug 12, 2018 02:33
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Frimmin on the frim fram. Frimmin on the fram.
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Aug 12, 2018 02:39
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Murray Mantoinette posted:That's impossible even for a computer! "Only my new powers can do that."
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Aug 12, 2018 02:40
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Co-worker: Hey, how's it goin'? Me: There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic. This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy. Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC to assist the overwhelmed Jedi...
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Aug 12, 2018 02:46
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Universe Master posted:During sex "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick" "I don't care what you smell, get in there!"
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Aug 12, 2018 03:27
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Aatrek talking to a cop about the kid he babysat "I have felt him"
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