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The stupidity hit him so hard he turned into Alan Tudyk.
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ugh yes caring about one's health is like a CULT so I will cleverly call it HEALTHISM I am sure you will need an explanation but first I have the bacon fartz
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Aug 12, 2018 14:56
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Is there actually like a 15 second video of that interaction, instead of going though a dozen photos with captions? Seen it a bunch of times and it always kind of feels like I'm downloading funny stuff in 1996.
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Aug 12, 2018 15:07
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Bolivar posted:Is there actually like a 15 second video of that interaction, instead of going though a dozen photos with captions? Seen it a bunch of times and it always kind of feels like I'm downloading funny stuff in 1996. I spoil you. yeop
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Aug 12, 2018 15:10
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:ugh yes caring about one's health is like a CULT so I will cleverly call it HEALTHISM I am sure you will need an explanation but first I have the bacon fartz I posted it in IOSM but a Quora answer uncovered the existence of radical pro-smoking activists who compare anti-smokers to Nazis and think they’re being oppressed because all the science about smoking is wrong and it actually causes virtually no damage to your body at all.
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Aug 12, 2018 15:11
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I spoil you. yeop Lol that's rough audience, poor guy  
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I do think they might have eaten him. Poor, slightly orange Julius. e: vvv yeah, there's a lot of FACE!!!! happening
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:An oldie, but(t) worth revisiting: these guys need to be in a buddy cop movie: 
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HAES is the dumbest poo poo ever. You don’t get fat by doing healthy things. You can be relatively healthy with a couple extra pounds on you, because skinny=/=fit. Somehow that gets twisted into “the 100 extra lbs don’t effect my health and neither did the poor diet that led me there.” The amount of denial and mental gymnastics to get there blows my mind. I’ve dropped almost 85 lbs and am .4 BMI away from just overweight, not obese, for the first time in years and I feel loving amazing in comparison. I was in no way healthy when I was 298 and In no way loving happy either. It’s not some insurmountable challenge to lose it either. I literally played Pokémon go after work for an hour or two and ate less food, not like starved myself just loving normal person sized portions. Sorry the haes people drive me up a loving wall.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:ugh yes caring about one's health is like a CULT so I will cleverly call it HEALTHISM I am sure you will need an explanation but first I have the bacon fartz THIS ISN'T A MILLION MILES FROM WHAT ADOLF HITLER WAS TRYING TO DO!
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lol at both "tiny" and "minorities" straight off Richard Bong posted:HAES is the dumbest poo poo ever. You don’t get fat by doing healthy things. You can be relatively healthy with a couple extra pounds on you, because skinny=/=fit. Somehow that gets twisted into “the 100 extra lbs don’t effect my health and neither did the poor diet that led me there.” The amount of denial and mental gymnastics to get there blows my mind. I’ve dropped almost 85 lbs and am .4 BMI away from just overweight, not obese, for the first time in years and I feel loving amazing in comparison. I was in no way healthy when I was 298 and In no way loving happy either. It’s not some insurmountable challenge to lose it either. I literally played Pokémon go after work for an hour or two and ate less food, not like starved myself just loving normal person sized portions. A common belief in China is that drinking water makes you fat. Many of my students would have terrible headaches and be really ill to avoid getting fat. Meanwhile, those instant noodles they for breakfast, lunch, and dinner were perfectly fine for them...
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:An oldie, but(t) worth revisiting: This has been around for a while. Is she still alive?
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Panel 5 is the best. Also that dude's name is Julius Kieser.
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Quick side note: I've seen many iterations of this thread. Quite often when the subject of fat people comes up, it sometimes devolves into a bizarre dichotomy where one half of the people here start stroking themselves over their own relationship to food and weight and use unnecessarily confident fat people as a comical foil for that, and then an another half whose apparent ancestral stock is made entirely of comical fat people and they become incensed about the subject. Slap-fights ensue and the distant ghost of 2006 internet humor trembles from its catacombs. I'm going to make a radical proposition here, and it's that heavily obese people who go on Instagram and tag their photos with #fuckyourbeautystandards and #healthyatanysize are doing so because they're engaging in the exact same kind of window-dressing that everyone on Instagram (and otherwise) engages in, which is the exercise (har-de-har-har) of posting how you wish you felt and looked, rather than reality. The small percentage of people who somehow do not realize that they are massively obese and honestly think that fries provide fibre or something absolutely deserve mockery, because that's how we mediate social norms: relentless mockery. That being said, the reason I'm bringing this up is because we need to attend to the subtle dance of being assholes to other people. For example, I think it's important we don't valorize Julius Kieser for two reasons: One, his name sucks. Either he picked it himself, which is sad, or someone else named him that, and that's weird. Additionally, he's a proponent of a MLM scheme for detox products and it's a depressing window into how little fun this guy is actually having. Also, his wife's name is Sharny, and they apparently can't figure out condoms because they have six children and they named one of them Magnus. What I'm trying to say here is that I don't want this to devolve into a fat-mock thread and poo poo like how much you hate HAES or jabs like "maybe they ate him" kind of makes us collectively look like skinnyfat losers who think we're better than everyone because we only eat at Arby's in our cars once a week rather than three times a week.
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chitoryu12 posted:I posted it in IOSM but a Quora answer uncovered the existence of radical pro-smoking activists who compare anti-smokers to Nazis and think they’re being oppressed because all the science about smoking is wrong and it actually causes virtually no damage to your body at all.  Although I will say that people who tell you in TYOOL 2018 "You know smoking is bad for you, right?" should be punched in the loving mouth. What's worse is when you do quit the same idiots will ask "So why'd you quit smoking?"
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cash crab posted:Also, his wife's name is Sharny, This is somehow the most AUG thing about the entire situation.
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It's a skip and a hop away from Sharty. What the gently caress is that even short for? Or did her parents really write "Sharny" into the box when she was born and go, "Yeah, that sounds about right."
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Fat people who are like "Yeah I'm fat pass the fuckin tater tots" -> cool and good, do not ridicule, they know what they're about people who insist they're totally healthy and being obese has no effect on their life, even though they need a special wipin' stick to wipe their rear end because they're so fat they can't reach the hole anymore: this person is lying to themselves and should be mocked for ignoring factual reality, not because they're people of gravity It's the same way a vegan dude who is like "Yeah I don't eat meat but I'm not gonna get offended if you order a burger or whatever" is totally cool and fine and that choice deserves to be respected but if the same dude was walking around being all holier than thou and constantly trying to shame you over your own dietary preferences, then you can go "gently caress that dude, he's an rear end in a top hat" You just gotta make sure you're slamming on somebody because of their stupid, crazy brain instead of whatever that brain has done to their body.
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Jukebox Hero posted:You just gotta make sure you're slamming on somebody because of their stupid, crazy brain instead of whatever that brain has done to their body. gently caress yeah, man. Well said.
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Jukebox Hero posted:You just gotta make sure you're slamming on somebody because of their stupid, crazy brain instead of whatever that brain has done to their body. Allow me to offer this in rebuttal 
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He needs to brush more.
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You'd think that after all this time I would know better than to check this thread when I'm eating.
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cash crab posted:You'd think that after all this time I would know better than to check this thread when I'm eating.
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Solice Kirsk posted:He needs to brush more. He’s certainly made it much easier.
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jobson groeth posted:Allow me to offer this in rebuttal Kill the abomination. That's the only solution.
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Jukebox Hero posted:Fat people who are like "Yeah I'm fat pass the fuckin tater tots" -> cool and good, do not ridicule, they know what they're about The thing that gets me are the HAES and TITP types that absolutely refuse to believe that any problems in their life are caused by their morbid obesity. When somebody starts suggesting that the doctor weighing you is fat shaming then something has gone wrong. Like yeah fat shaming is bad and all but HAES is literally killing people. Being too huge shortens your life and causes all sorts of problems. There's no way around it; the medical literature is pretty specific on this fact. The people that can barely walk because they're 600 pounds but then demand that their doctor treat them like they were a thin person with joint issues have lost their drat minds. If something is causing another thing then you fix the cause. If morbid obesity is why a person is diabetic, can't walk, and has heart problems then of loving course the doctor is going to say "hey you need to lose weight, that will fix all this poo poo." Suggesting that it's wrong for a doctor to ever say that is just nuts. If an alcoholic goes to the doctor and the doctor sees the typical progression of alcoholism of course the doctor is going to say "hey you should go to rehab and quit drinking. It's killing you." Like when This is Thin Privilege people start demanding that everybody else find them sexually attract it's like...no, sorry but that's insane. Nobody is obligated to be attracted to you and, for better or for worse, a lot of people find obesity gross. You can be fat all you want but there are consequences to it and "fewer people will want to gently caress you" is just one of them.
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This is precisely the kind of post I was suggesting no-one make. Calm down.
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If anyone makes another post between the time frame of five minutes from this post into the next 48 hours, outlining their opinions or lackthereof about fat people, I will apply a probation to you. Depending on how worthless your post is, this may be a short or a long probation. Be like jobson and post gross things.
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Aug 12, 2018 23:48
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Hooray, I'm finally an example of what to do rather than what not to do. This is definitely not work safe
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jobson groeth posted:Hooray, I'm finally an example of what to do rather than what not to do. No hands or ring, 2/10
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That's probably what Taylor Swift looks like after eating a bunch of burritos with ghost pepper sauce. I really cannot believe that plugs in the cheeks guy doesn't have huge problems becuase of that. your mouth evolved to be sealed, so it must be super hard to eat and drink, keeping it clean must be brutal. I have a friend who lost a tooth because his snakebite wasn't done properly and it wore the root of his tooth down until it snapped.
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jobson groeth posted:Allow me to offer this in rebuttal have you thought a better way to accommodate all three of your partners at once?? If so please tell me before my appointment tomorrow
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twistedmentat posted:That's probably what Taylor Swift looks like after eating a bunch of burritos with ghost pepper sauce. Gross dude, that's a butthole
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jobson groeth posted:This is definitely not work safe boy howdy
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cash crab posted:If anyone makes another post between the time frame of five minutes from this post into the next 48 hours, outlining their opinions or lackthereof about fat people, I will apply a probation to you. Depending on how worthless your post is, this may be a short or a long probation. Be like jobson and post gross things. Man, that sure is big of you.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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twistedmentat posted:I really cannot believe that plugs in the cheeks guy doesn't have huge problems becuase of that. your mouth evolved to be sealed, so it must be super hard to eat and drink, keeping it clean must be brutal. I can’t remember if it was an earlier iteration of this thread or a body mod thread from years ago, but I remember someone saying mods like this cause uncomfortable dryness in the mouth; I’d think the area is more susceptible to infection what with dried out mucus membranes, meaning micro-tears that bacteria can go party in. Do you think a stretched cheek produces sebum like an ear lobe does? Do you think it smells like ear cheese haha asking for a friend...
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The gently caress is a white woman doing with all those hot peppers
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Mom and 7 year old smoke weed with 6 month old in background  https://gfycat.com/CarefreeUnhappyAlligatorgar
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