August 14th Primaries. !!IRON STACHE!!

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I want to kiss Iron Stache on his mouth. Also it would be nice if he wins tonight.

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:53

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# ? May 21, 2024 14:27

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:55

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

don't take the schnork name in vain you fucks

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:55

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Yeah, looking at the MN results where their Democratic votes heavily outweight their Republican turnout, I'm going to say that Wisconsin's turnout is really concerning me. This loving state, come on.

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:55

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Yeah, looking at the MN results where their Democratic votes heavily outweight their Republican turnout, I'm going to say that Wisconsin's turnout is really concerning me. This loving state, come on.

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# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:55

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Over 50% reporting for WI-01, and Iron Stache leads with 57% of the vote. It's probably safe to assume he's winning, but obviously stay tuned because Waukesha County is loving garbage.

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:56

freckle: Apr 6, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

dorkles

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:56

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

wisconsin has been controlled by republicans for like a decade of course the dems arent going to be able to vote

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:56

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Schnorkles posted:

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I know

I live here man! I had to deal with the past 8 years of Walker and Democratic failure!

I can't help but worry

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:56

Soup du Jour: Sep 8, 2011; I always knew I'd die with a headache.

lmao there were only 20 republican votes in my college neighborhood precinct

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:56

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

SKULL.GIF posted:

I know

I live here man! I had to deal with the past 8 years of Walker and Democratic failure!

I can't help but worry

that's not what I'm saying you idiot

Primary turnout doesn't mean jack poo poo for election turnout.

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:57

Ohtsam: Feb 5, 2010; Not this shit again.

Shear Modulus posted:

wisconsin has been controlled by republicans for like a decade of course the dems arent going to be able to vote

Maybe most of them fled the state?

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:57

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

unless we're in Washington

in which case it means a lot

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:57

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

PARTISAN PRIMARY TURNOUT IN NO WAY PREDICTS, CONTROLS, OR OTHERWISE INFLUENCES THE OVERALL RESULT OF THE ELECTION.

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:58

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Schnorkles posted:

that's not what I'm saying you idiot

Primary turnout doesn't mean jack poo poo for election turnout.

That actually was exactly what I was responding to, thanks

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:58

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

SKULL.GIF posted:

Yeah, looking at the MN results where their Democratic votes heavily outweight their Republican turnout, I'm going to say that Wisconsin's turnout is really concerning me. This loving state, come on.

Minnesota's got same-day registration, no voter ID requirement, and no-excuse absentee/early voting.

Probably not the only factor, but goddamn this needs to be the standard everywhere.

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:58

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/1029547540625219584
:woop:

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:58

freckle: Apr 6, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

probe him skull.gif you coward

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:58

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

SKULL.GIF posted:

It's slightly concerning me that the Republican primary has more votes so far than the Democatic primary -- especially since Walker ran essentially unopposed and the Democratic governor primary is a loving eight-way race.

I know primary turnout doesn't correlate to election turnout but ugh.

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:58

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

SKULL.GIF posted:

Yeah, looking at the MN results where their Democratic votes heavily outweight their Republican turnout, I'm going to say that Wisconsin's turnout is really concerning me. This loving state, come on.

La Follette will win, never underestimate that name on a WI ballot.

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:59

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Big Beef City posted:

Walkers up in the popular vote by over 20k with Milwaukee in the books.
She gone, son. Ain't like the north woods gonna swing blue

As a native, I don't get it either.

probly racism or some poo poo

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:59

freckle: Apr 6, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDDUY91jrx4

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:59

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Schnorkles posted:

PARTISAN PRIMARY TURNOUT IN NO WAY PREDICTS, CONTROLS, OR OTHERWISE INFLUENCES THE OVERALL RESULT OF THE ELECTION.

settle down nerd

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:59

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/1029547540625219584

has anyone said license to ilhan yet?

# ? Aug 15, 2018 02:59

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

freckle posted:

probe him skull.gif you coward

(chanting)
bork the schnork!
bork the schnork!
bork the schnork!

# ? Aug 15, 2018 03:00

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Lastgirl posted:

settle down nerd

never

# ? Aug 15, 2018 03:00

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Mahlon is gaining on Evers (40-22 down to 38-24) but it's not gonna be enough.

At least Dem votes are finally outpacing Rep votes. Please see previous posts for what I actually think on that topic instead of screaming at the monitor

# ? Aug 15, 2018 03:01

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

Gringostar posted:

has anyone said license to ilhan yet?

I've said Omar Comin' a few times, is that close enough?

# ? Aug 15, 2018 03:01

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

WI Gov called for Evers

I hope this blue wave loving holds up because I don't have faith in Evers to not be another Barrett or Burke

# ? Aug 15, 2018 03:02

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Turdfuzz posted:

probly racism or some poo poo

Trumpism that hasn't affected them yet via Harley or steel jobs. Serious.

Once timber or other tariffs hit them they'll start bawling. I've seen it. I live here.

# ? Aug 15, 2018 03:02

Dairy Days: Dec 26, 2007

in second place on the republican side to take paul ryans seat:

http://www.therightryan.com/issues/

Dairy Days has issued a correction as of 03:04 on Aug 15, 2018

# ? Aug 15, 2018 03:02

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Wisconsin already has had an eye-popping amount of money spent in the senate race, and I don't think it has much to do with Baldwin tbh.

# ? Aug 15, 2018 03:03

Matt Zerella: Oct 7, 2002; Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/1029547540625219584

nice!

# ? Aug 15, 2018 03:04

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Gringostar posted:

has anyone said license to ilhan yet?

license to chillhan maybe

# ? Aug 15, 2018 03:05

Hilario Baldness: Feb 10, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Voted for McCabe. No regrets.

# ? Aug 15, 2018 03:05

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Schnorkles posted:

never

I want a mea culpa that you misread what I was saying really badly

# ? Aug 15, 2018 03:05

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

https://twitter.com/NomikiKonst/status/1029549049425342465

# ? Aug 15, 2018 03:06

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

THE IRON HAS SPOKEN

# ? Aug 15, 2018 03:07

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

Well, Kaniela Ing can at least take solace in the fact that he won more of his primary vote than all of Amy Klobuchar's competition combined.

# ? Aug 15, 2018 03:07

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# ? May 21, 2024 14:27

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

SKULL.GIF posted:

I want a mea culpa that you misread what I was saying really badly

if you're getting feels over bad takes on numbers, I offer no apologies, even if you know the correct answer :colbert:

# ? Aug 15, 2018 03:08

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