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gently caress.
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 09:29 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:13 |
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What the gently caress is that?
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 09:59 |
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Sloth Life posted:What the gently caress is that? A car door handle.
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 10:00 |
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That reminds me of that news story where some dude had a queen bee trapped in his car and the hive followed him for like, three days. Also, when beekeepers want to introduce a new queen to the hive, they encase her in a shell of candy so that by the time the hive eats through the shell to attack the queen, they are sated and are also used to her scent. I think this is the same logic people use when they are new in an office and bring donuts to curry favour with their officemates.
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 10:01 |
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I love bees.
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 10:02 |
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I like my women like I like my coffee: covered in BEEEEEES but the bees also have a hard candy shell. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand!
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 10:02 |
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I suppose a bee would melt in your mouth if you left it in there long enough.
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 10:03 |
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what about those bees that vibrate together to cook wasps if you ate too many at once would they melt your mouth
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 11:32 |
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Korremar posted:what about those bees that vibrate together to cook wasps At least they would cook all the raw centipedes so you wouldn't get lung worms
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 12:25 |
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cash crab posted:That reminds me of that news story where some dude had a queen bee trapped in his car and the hive followed him for like, three days. Also, when beekeepers want to introduce a new queen to the hive, they encase her in a shell of candy so that by the time the hive eats through the shell to attack the queen, they are sated and are also used to her scent. I think this is the same logic people use when they are new in an office and bring donuts to curry favour with their officemates. Curry flavor donuts sound terrible.
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 14:11 |
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13Pandora13 posted:From a few pages back, but this reminded me a few months back some of the goon FB groups (and two non-goon groups with some goon overlap) touched the poop on this...gem...of a man, Nicholas "Rock" "Big Dick Nick (BDN)" Johansson (text is NSFW!): 😅 I think I posted him in a previous AUG thread. He was a cashier at a grocery store I worked at. He would always say weird, creepy things to female customers. Someone found his YouTube and shared it with everyone. Co-workers were already making fun of him and that just escalated it even more.
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 15:17 |
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cash crab posted:I suppose a bee would melt in your mouth if you left it in there long enough. Chitin is made of protein and sugars, so the amylase in your spit might actually melt them a bit. Only one way to find out
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 15:38 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:A car door handle. Paper wasp door handle car alarm system is a hell of a deterrent. On the last page there was a guy in a purple shirt and fedora: is that Davekat, primarily known to the public for being in a LTR with a Real Doll?
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 15:45 |
SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:On the last page there was a guy in a purple shirt and fedora: is that Davekat, primarily known to the public for being in a LTR with a Real Doll? https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/09/married-to-a-doll-why-one-man-advocates-synthetic-love/279361/ He's a robot fucker who's going for the next best thing because he can't stand humans. chitoryu12 has a new favorite as of 16:33 on Aug 23, 2018 |
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 16:31 |
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We Know Catheters posted:😅 I don't want to go back to quote the OP, but I still can't handle this dude's face. Who taught him to put on makeup? His eyelashes look like they could snap off with a gust of wind. I imagine in real life he looked greasy as hell. e: wholesome aug cash crab has a new favorite as of 17:29 on Aug 23, 2018 |
# ? Aug 23, 2018 17:26 |
So through that news article, I discovered that the RealDolls had Twitter and Tumblr feeds. https://twitter.com/ElenaVostrikova/status/538348455941640193
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 17:38 |
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chitoryu12 posted:So through that news article, I discovered that the RealDolls had Twitter and Tumblr feeds. I haven't even thought of Real Dolls in years
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 17:44 |
The way this guy talks is like he's in Detroit: Become Human.quote:I was seeing an organic lass—a coworker, from several jobs ago—who knew that I had Shi-chan. This was back when I was of the mindset that Sidore would remain my wife, but I'd still look now and again for an organic lass to be friends with benefits with. Our relationship started out alright, but several months into it, whenever I’d attempt to get together after work with her, she'd always have something come up. I was beating myself up over it when I realized: Why am I wasting my time trying to get her to hang out and be romantically involved with me, when I have a Doll who is in love with me at home? Plus, it was a bit of a contest with said coworker, as she was interested in two other blokes while she was seeing me. As I'm not competitive, either, I decided that pursuing her was a wasted effort, especially in light of Sidore not requiring any of that silliness. Also somehow he's repeatedly been the other man in an affair. What kind of sad woman is already dating or married to someone, looks at this bug-eyed lunatic obsessed with loving robots because they never say things that make him sad, and goes "Yes, this is the illicit dick I want inside me." quote:I wouldn't say that me being an iDollator has driven a wedge into our relationship, as the wedge was already there long before Sidore entered my life. I once told him, half-jokingly, that his attitude is no way to treat his daughter-in-law, but as the man has no sense of humor, he didn't think much of that statement. Gee, I can only wonder why he might not think the joke is very funny.
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 17:48 |
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Pennsyltucky: Putting the Gross in AUG
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 17:52 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Pennsyltucky: Putting the Gross in AUG How the gently caress do you catalog that much?
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 18:26 |
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Burt Sexual posted:How the gently caress do you catalog that much? Uh, probably because there's 1460 kids running around with pig-tails and snouts...
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 19:41 |
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Burt Sexual posted:How the gently caress do you catalog that much? Just count sheep until you fall asleep.
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 19:43 |
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chitoryu12 posted:So through that news article, I discovered that the RealDolls had Twitter and Tumblr feeds.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 01:54 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Also somehow he's repeatedly been the other man in an affair. What kind of sad woman is already dating or married to someone, looks at this bug-eyed lunatic obsessed with loving robots because they never say things that make him sad, and goes "Yes, this is the illicit dick I want inside me." My guess is that it's "if he does tell someone who is going to believe him" Also man, this thread bums me out real bad sometimes.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 02:32 |
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Koalas March parachute account spotted! (I <3 Koalas March because she has funny gifs)
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 02:42 |
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I'm thinking of hiring her to just react to things for me.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:40 |
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To be clear, I don't just mean on the internet. Like, she'll just stand next to me and be like, "This room smells weird," or "That guy was a real rear end in a top hat," and other running commentary.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:44 |
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Iron Crowned posted:I haven't even thought of Real Dolls in years 2010?? ALL OF THESE MEN ARE DEAD BUT THE DOLLS LIVE ON
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 16:44 |
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cash crab posted:To be clear, I don't just mean on the internet. Like, she'll just stand next to me and be like, "This room smells weird," or "That guy was a real rear end in a top hat," and other running commentary. Just lol if Enrique doesn't already do that for you
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 16:48 |
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text me a vag pic posted:
I'm the woman standing as far away as possible, faking a smile and wishing for death. I'm also the wheelchair being used by a doll when there are actual people who actually can't afford wheelchairs. I contain multitudes of disgust.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 17:04 |
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That woman looks like their collective case worker.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 17:08 |
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text me a vag pic posted:
I had totally forgotten that there were/are Real Muppets too
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 17:44 |
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I suppose I'll be Jamie Hyneman's fat twin who uses his building powers for sadness.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 17:47 |
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I find the sex Muppets infinitely less hideous but that's probably because they don't look like corpses and/or women encased in wax.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 17:54 |
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Do the guys with the muppet dolls get looked down on by the guys with the “realistic” looking ones?
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 18:47 |
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So many questions about those Real Muppets, but I feel like I'll either be disappointed or skeeve'd out about the answers.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 19:00 |
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Kwanzaa Quickie posted:Do the guys with the muppet dolls get looked down on by the guys with the “realistic” looking ones? I think they do, just like in the sense that the more realistic ones are much more expensive. So basically it's garden variety classism, even doll fuckers can't escape it I guess.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 19:02 |
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I don't remember who it was, but one of the guys in the photos is King poo poo of Dollfuckers and he got the doll from Lars and The Real Girl, but it didn't have an actual vagina because it was a prop for a movie. So he then paid God know how much to make his doll fuckable with an aftermarket vagina. Combine that with however much he paid for a movie prop and you're looking at down payment on a house for a lump of masturbation grade silicone. King poo poo also was pretty close with the Head Muppet Fucker who had like a dozen of the drat things in his house with his wife and adult daughter and he posed all of them for these bizarre vignettes. That dollfucker thread in GBS was a wild ride. Edit- I don't remember there being much snobbery in regards to doll of choice; it was all like "hey you like to have relationships with dolls? Me too! We're spiritual brothers!" It's all about the weird relationships they had with the dolls, not just the loving. Also a big selling point of the gently caress muppets was that they were much nicer to cuddle with than the real dolls in addition to being a lot easier to transport - hence the wheelchairs for the life size ones. I've used a big body pillow in the second and third trimester and I can certainly see the appeal, but then again I don't gently caress the pillow. Maybe I should sew Ryan Goslings face on it though, perhaps they are onto something. Ralph Crammed In has a new favorite as of 19:46 on Aug 24, 2018 |
# ? Aug 24, 2018 19:39 |
Basebf555 posted:I think they do, just like in the sense that the more realistic ones are much more expensive. So basically it's garden variety classism, even doll fuckers can't escape it I guess. Rich or poor, at the end of the day they're all dollfuckers. Sex dolls, the great equalizer.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 19:43 |
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Also a big selling point of the gently caress muppets was that they were much nicer to cuddle with than the real dolls in addition to being a lot easier to transport - hence the wheelchairs for the life size ones. I've used a big body pillow in the second and third trimester and I can certainly see the appeal, but then again I don't gently caress the pillow. Maybe I should sew Ryan Goslings face on it though, perhaps they are onto something. Please do not remove Ryan Gosling's face for your gently caress pillow
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 19:52 |