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wait she never took the first two did she? She basically only has the real key right? probably she doesn't even need the lesser keys she just hasn't realized
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Aug 26, 2018 01:50
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SniperWoreConverse posted:wait she never took the first two did she? She basically only has the real key right? probably she doesn't even need the lesser keys she just hasn't realized Yeah. If you have Sauron's "The One Ring" then you probably don't care to collect the lesser ones being worn by the ring wraiths. Maybe not the best analogy because the key Alison has is a bit like having the source code for the universe and being able to tinker with it at will.
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Aug 26, 2018 02:11
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Archenteron posted:That beautiful motherfucker has a halo around his halo His crown is bigger than or at least comparable to Jagganoth's, despite their respective sizes, and in the picture where it showed all seven Demiurges sitting in thrones his was the highest. It's kind of hilarious really; while superficially impressive or imposing, when you start to dig into it Solomon's posturing seems incredibly insecure and/or petty. His fall is going to be extremely satisfying.
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Aug 26, 2018 02:23
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Aug 26, 2018 03:04
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Phy posted:A realm overrun by large adult sons No, you dope, you ninnyhammer. Exactly backwards.
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Aug 26, 2018 03:24
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Mazerunner posted:I liked Jagganoth better when I thought he was a giant hosed up elephant man, and didn't know he was actually just a big dude in giant elephant man armour People said the same thing about the space jockey in Alien.
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Aug 26, 2018 03:45
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I really like how this is going NO YOU ALL SUCK, YOU WANT THIS CROWN TAKE IT LIKE I DID YOU GODDAMN PUSSIES.
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Aug 26, 2018 04:33
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A.o.D. posted:People said the same thing about the space jockey in Alien. Prometheus was turbo dumb. IMO ancient astronaut gods are crap, uninteresting, and lazy.
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Aug 26, 2018 04:37
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Bongo Bill posted:Could it be anything but Pride? That's his sin, but not his syllable of Royalty. The remaining words are Blade, Mind, Beast, and Diamond. Mind or Diamond seem to fit best.
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Aug 26, 2018 05:20
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Would've thought Jadis would be Diamond but that's a bit on the nose
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Aug 26, 2018 05:23
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Xarbala posted:Would've thought Jadis would be Diamond but that's a bit on the nose I assumed she was Mind, given what she was known for prior to being entombed.
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Aug 26, 2018 05:30
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I dunno Mammon was Tower and that's incredibly on the nose.
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Aug 26, 2018 05:41
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Allison will draw exactly two drops of blood, and Solomon-David will deny her her wish because of such a gross display of lack of control.
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Aug 26, 2018 05:45
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"You...you BESTED me! Anything you wish is yours. My kingdom is yours!" "I just want my boyfriend" "What?" "Well, actually, he's not really my boyfriend per se, more like a hookup." "Boyfriend..." "Yeah, strike that. Just this guy I know. My girlfriend would get upset if she heard me call him that" "Oi! I'm not a girl blubberbrains!" "Whatever. Devil friend sounds weird." "..."
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Aug 26, 2018 06:48
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I'm down for the incoming patriarchal C-C-C-Combo breaker
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Aug 26, 2018 07:20
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M. Propagandalf posted:I'm down for the incoming patriarchal C-C-C-Combo breaker Holy poo poo Allison is literally going to fight to take down the Patriarchy.
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Aug 26, 2018 07:53
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This page does a pretty solid job of showing the detachment immortality would bring even to people as close as family. Solomon's justice seems harsh to his subjects but from his point of view, the judgement is recorded forever whereas the judged are fleeting.Tenebrais posted:An average generation is about 25 years, so yeah, you're looking at less than 700 years. Other possiblities though: Roland Jones posted:It's kind of hilarious really; while superficially impressive or imposing, when you start to dig into it Solomon's posturing seems incredibly insecure and/or petty. ConanTheLibrarian fucked around with this message at 12:09 on Aug 26, 2018 |
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Aug 26, 2018 10:52
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Solomon is above such petty mortal indulgences like opening your mouth to speak
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Aug 26, 2018 11:38
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Old Kentucky Shark posted:That's his sin, but not his syllable of Royalty. The remaining words are Blade, Mind, Beast, and Diamond. Mind or Diamond seem to fit best. This chapter is called King of Swords, so that raises the possibility of Blade if Incubus is Mind and Jadis is Diamond. It also opened with this quote: quote:“The Star Emperor is a man of great stature, with an oiled beard and stern countenance. He does not concern himself, as his kin do, with plotting and scheming against each other, but chiefly with the exercise of ruling. His primary concern is justice. His subjects live fairly, peaceably, and one might say even well, if not for the heavy blade of the law constantly grazing the tender skin of their necks.”
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Aug 26, 2018 12:08
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Darth Walrus posted:This chapter is called King of Swords, so that raises the possibility of Blade if Incubus is Mind and Jadis is Diamond. Aw poo poo it's this, it's gotta be
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Aug 26, 2018 12:09
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Darth Walrus posted:This chapter is called King of Swords, so that raises the possibility of Blade if Incubus is Mind and Jadis is Diamond. It also opened with this quote: Incubus is Flame; we're left with Jagganoth (gotta be Beast), Gog-Agog and Jadis. Who could both take Mind or Diamond either way. Good call.
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Aug 26, 2018 12:48
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Gog-agog Beast, Jadis Diamond and Jagganoth Mind. It's been hinted Jaggs is quite the nerd.
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Aug 26, 2018 13:05
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I can't wait to see Salami Dave's strife contest
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Aug 26, 2018 15:05
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didn't operant say Incubus is the best at swords some time? doesn't mean he's guaranteed to be Sword, but it wouldn't be a surprise
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Aug 26, 2018 15:14
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Mr. Lobe posted:didn't operant say Incubus is the best at swords some time? doesn't mean he's guaranteed to be Sword, but it wouldn't be a surprise Flame
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Aug 26, 2018 15:22
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Mr. Lobe posted:didn't operant say Incubus is the best at swords some time? doesn't mean he's guaranteed to be Sword, but it wouldn't be a surprise Incubus is just usurping Maya's word of royalty, remember, so his isn't supposed to fit all that well.
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Aug 26, 2018 15:25
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Flame fits, though. He turns people's ambition up to eleven, they consume themselves as they consume everything around them, and turn into pathetic husks shouting "MORE".
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Aug 26, 2018 15:28
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DancingShade posted:Maybe they simply don't realize it works like that. The supreme smug dude probably doesn't want to tell everyone that if he brains himself falling down some stairs the first person to find his corpse gets to be the next purple god-king. Turns out Solomon is extremely up front about how it works 
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Aug 26, 2018 15:42
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Solomon David, looking totally ripped and wearing a Stand of Oaks shirt: "the first to draw a single drop of blood from me shall inherit my vinyl collection."
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Aug 26, 2018 16:14
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Extremely surprised the dude hasn't gotten himself Caesar'd yet 
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Aug 26, 2018 16:54
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ides of march, only caesar instead fights off all the conspirators with his bare hands, including an additional seven hundred and seventy seven descending from heaven on columns of fire
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Aug 26, 2018 17:13
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Renaissance Robot posted:Extremely surprised the dude hasn't gotten himself Caesar'd yet You refer, of course, to the petulant son who is a even greater disappointment than Solomon's usual get? I wonder myself how that no-hoper managed to stay on the council myself, I bet he can't even to do 10 push ups, Solomon's like a gazillion years older and far more in shape. edit: Seriously, while eating breakfast Solomon probably had one son try to get a Caesar on, another son counter-coup in the hope to impress his dad, and a third poison them both because chaos is a ladder. Yak of Wrath fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Aug 26, 2018 |
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Aug 26, 2018 17:13
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Solomon probably fights off like three backstabbing sons yelling "FATHEEERRRR! I WILL FINALLY BRING YOUR REIGN TO AN END!" a day and be all "I have no idea who you are" every time because the sons who are dumb enough to think they can bring him down are beneath his notice.
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Aug 26, 2018 17:42
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if a crowd of your failsons can bring you down with little knives, you probably aren't Royalty anyway
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Aug 26, 2018 17:49
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Yak of Wrath posted:edit: Seriously, while eating breakfast Solomon probably had one son try to get a Caesar on, another son counter-coup in the hope to impress his dad, and a third poison them both because chaos is a ladder. so its like that one line about Lord Vetinari that goes something like "there were a dozen plots against him running concurrently at any given time, half of which he had started himself to weed out troublemakers"
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Aug 26, 2018 18:06
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Damned millennials, always wanting to just inherit the power of the cosmos, never thinking to simply take it from the cold, dead hands of their parents.
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Aug 26, 2018 18:25
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sirtommygunn posted:Damned millennials, always wanting to just inherit the power of the cosmos, never thinking to simply take it from the cold, dead hands of their parents. SOLOMON 2012 KILL UR PARENTS
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Aug 26, 2018 18:28
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None of these guys have keys either, so he doesn't even trust his idiot sons with that much. I bet the guy can't delegate and doesn't share with anyone else either if he can't even trust his family
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I thought we heard about emissaries of Solomon David previously, though? My theory is that he's just selfish enough regarding his power not to lend keys to anyone who might actually try to overthrow him, like his sons here. "You can beat me if you take me down... but you don't get any of the special god-power skull jewelry that turbo-charges me."
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