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Jose posted:posting your own tweets. not nice
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so I guess Elon never heard of The Independent then
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'cause I'm freeeeeeeeeee FREE FALLIN'
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Down over 10% in less than an hour lol
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Party Boat posted:Down over 10% in less than an hour lol Get the gently caress in
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:If you told the world earlier this year that a multi-billion dollar company was going to crash and burn because of some teenage boys in Thailand, I'll bet nobody would have predicted it would be this way. wow thats a gross oversimplification azelia banks also did her bit
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rear end cobra posted:
Holy poo poo piss
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smoke weed eat pussy everyday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di3vhELi6P0
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Is it ok to wear my Tesla branded SHORTS shorts to the office on Friday?
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god i hope tesla dying kicks off everything
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I havn't seen that kind of piss poor 'hey im one of you cool people' smoking since...college I guess? no wait, one time I did see an undercover smoking in such an alien manner. I guess what I'm saying is Musk is a nark rear end bitch.
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remember how you got the share price to jump last time elnog make the tweet
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boo its going back up
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MisterOblivious posted:smoke weed eat pussy everyday So many articles written about musk are gonna use these pics and it owns
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Grey Fox posted:'cause I'm freeeeeeeeeee holy poo poo this thumbnail is so 80's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A
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TheBuilder posted:Is it ok to wear my Tesla branded SHORTS shorts to the office on Friday? if there's one thing I've learned from these recent developments it's wear jorts erryday
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Jose posted:boo its going back up Hellworld b*thc
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Jose posted:boo its going back up high frequency trading means each plunge is going to be characterized with lots of little spikes as firms buy and sell the stock in massive tranches for $0.00003 a share over the course of like three seconds
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Bananasaurus Rex posted:So many articles written about musk are gonna use these pics and it owns the grauniad already did lmao
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Tesla has always played it fast and loose with things like GAAP but my guess is that Musk has started pressuring people into doing straight up illegal poo poo with the numbers a CAO resigning that quickly doesn't strike me as someone pressured to do something illegal that hadn't been done before. it strikes me as a CAO figuring out illegal stuff has definitely been going on for a while and quits before he finds proof and either becomes a criminal or becomes a whistleblower (because being a whistleblower is not a great way to continue to have a business career).
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evilweasel posted:a CAO resigning that quickly doesn't strike me as someone pressured to do something illegal that hadn't been done before. it strikes me as a CAO figuring out illegal stuff has definitely been going on for a while and quits before he finds proof and either becomes a criminal or becomes a whistleblower (because being a whistleblower is not a great way to continue to have a business career). yes
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Fairly passive posted:I honestly think he wants to escape Tesla and get kicked out by the board. He's going to act dumber and more erratic until they kick him out. This is the same poo poo people say about trump but neither of their egos will let them quit or be fired. They're both just morons with their own kind of brain worms
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God drat it man. When it was 300 I was drunk and almost shorted it but pussied out at the last second. Next time I need to accept my drunk impulse financial decisions
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evilweasel posted:a CAO resigning that quickly doesn't strike me as someone pressured to do something illegal that hadn't been done before. it strikes me as a CAO figuring out illegal stuff has definitely been going on for a while and quits before he finds proof and either becomes a criminal or becomes a whistleblower (because being a whistleblower is not a great way to continue to have a business career). Yeah the fact that he was there only a month means that he left before he had to sign off on ANYTHING. He does not want his name attached to anything tesla puts out. Its pretty telling.
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evilweasel posted:a CAO resigning that quickly doesn't strike me as someone pressured to do something illegal that hadn't been done before. it strikes me as a CAO figuring out illegal stuff has definitely been going on for a while and quits before he finds proof and either becomes a criminal or becomes a whistleblower (because being a whistleblower is not a great way to continue to have a business career). This was 100% my thought I can't imagine bouncing off a prestige job like that unless something seriously hosed is going on
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okay now the stock has rebounded into positives for trading hours what the gently caress though, hellworld, its a hell world but its still supposed to be hot ffs
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"My only regret is my house doesn't have enough floors for a jump out the highest window to kill me" n't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I wanted Elon Musk to create clean cars. I cannot loving deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought Tesla was going to 400$. This is so hosed."
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:God drat it man. When it was 300 I was drunk and almost shorted it but pussied out at the last second. Next time I need to accept my drunk impulse financial decisions don't short stocks, buy/sell stock options, or trade commodities futures. all of them are negative expected value (for every winner, there is a loser, but the house takes its cut). the only way you will be likely to come out ahead is if you have superior information to the market, which is almost always either (a) illegal (and you're not the sort that can get away with it) or (b) not actually true and you're just fooling yourself. so you're going to, on average, lose more money than you win. it's reinforced by the fact there are certainly some players in the market who do have that illegal secret information but know how to mask trading on it. buying and holding stocks and bonds has a positive expected return, so blindly buying stocks and/or bonds is going to, on average, pay off. here, where there's a clear bubble caused by idiots, you might think that there's a positive expected return because you have superior information to the common idiot buying tesla, but the problem is that you need to know when it's going to tank, because shorting/buying put options is expensive and so you have to be right within a certain amount of time. the rest of the market also knows that tesla is doomed so the virtually risk-free long term options are already real expensive. when tesla does collapse you'll think "i knew it, i shoulda shorted it/bought those put options" but that's just hindsight bias, you didn't know when it was going to happen and could have easily lost your shirt betting the market would revert to rationality earlier than it actually did. i realize this was probably a joke but i've had to deal with enough poor suckers who got conned into doing stupid poo poo in the markets like investing in commodities futures to last a lifetime that i want to warn people 
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Zyla posted:"My only regret is my house doesn't have enough floors for a jump out the highest window to kill me" you cannot deny me this link, you gently caress
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