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logikv9 posted:I forget to breathe all the time thanks tim Manual breathing is the rage in 2018.
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logikv9 posted:I forget to breathe all the time thanks tim The stupid loving breathe app just opened and told me to take a breath while he was talking about that poo poo.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:15
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Siri now yells at you
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Sep 12, 2018 18:15
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Can't wait to look at scores for some dumb sport on my wrist. It's just like living in that 2001 movie!
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Sep 12, 2018 18:16
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Can the new watch track my haircuts?
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Sep 12, 2018 18:16
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Series 4 bombards your wrist with radio waves.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:16
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Show me the workout poo poo. I need more monitors on my wrist.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:17
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MarcusSA posted:Show me the workout poo poo. I need more monitors on my wrist. Same
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Sep 12, 2018 18:17
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WHERE'S MY GLUCOSE SENSOR TIM need it for my morbidly obese rear end to remind me to hit the insulin pump can't wait until I fall into a coma first
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Sep 12, 2018 18:17
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Actually.. That's pretty drat cool.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:18
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when your body is turned into jam because of the high g forces you'll get a notification on your watch
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Sep 12, 2018 18:18
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Apple Watch can warn you about the stairs as you fall endlessly.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:18
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YOU FELL 32 minutes ago YOU DIED 32.5 minutes ago
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Sep 12, 2018 18:19
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We threw hundreds of grandmothers down the stairs to ensure accuracy with series 4 fall detection.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:19
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I've fallen and I . . . can get up, thanks to my Series 4 Apple Watch TM
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Sep 12, 2018 18:19
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All of this stuff is really nice for old people
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Sep 12, 2018 18:19
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That’s actually pretty cool and great for old people.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:19
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This is an excellent opportunity for a demonstration.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Apple Watch can warn you about the stairs as you fall endlessly. Hey man, they warned you about the stairs, bro.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:19
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Grandma getting an Apple watch for Christmas now
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Sep 12, 2018 18:19
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haha good bye life alert RIP 2018.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:19
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This watch is designed for Boomers.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:20
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I'm guessing Watch 4 will only be available in cellular.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:20
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gymnast class, wrestling match, sk8boarding... "DID U FALL? CALLING 911!"
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Sep 12, 2018 18:20
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IVE FALLEN but my watch is calling the local Pizza Hut to make sure I'm even deader
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ShoogaSlim posted:gymnast class, wrestling match, sk8boarding... I was thinking skiing But it resets if you move
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Sep 12, 2018 18:20
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looking forward to millions of tech illiterate grandmas getting complicated smart watches that need to be charged regularly instead of a standard lifealert system because their kids don't want to pay for the subscription
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQlpDiXPZHQ
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Escape Goat posted:We threw hundreds of grandmothers down the stairs to ensure accuracy with series 4 fall detection.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:21
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Apple Watch saving lives.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:21
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YOUR HEART stopped 21 minutes ago, pay for funeral services?
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Sep 12, 2018 18:21
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WOW, that is loving huge.
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Binary Badger posted:YOUR HEART stopped 21 minutes ago, pay for funeral services? Funeral services now available with Apple pay!
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Sep 12, 2018 18:22
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Time to sell my stock in EKG machines.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:22
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There are some people really stoked about that ECG feature
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Sep 12, 2018 18:22
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Gimmie gimme that ECG. I don't need it but I want it!
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Sep 12, 2018 18:22
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lol professional EKGs have lovely automatic reads more than half the time, looking forward to the watch telling you you're fine as your heart self destructs
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Sep 12, 2018 18:22
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Like the pusherbot wouldn’t just clear the alert on your watch while you lie motionless
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Sep 12, 2018 18:23
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Will this watch tell you to seek treatment if you have pancreatic cancer?
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don't tell me it can only differenciate NSR vs afib
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