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We’re like 5 years away from Apple offering health insurance to go along the watch.
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why is there so much clapping for the electrodes?
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Sep 12, 2018 18:24
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KidDynamite posted:why is there so much clapping for the electrodes? Science!
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Sep 12, 2018 18:24
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KidDynamite posted:why is there so much clapping for the electrodes? It's what your body craves, duh.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:24
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MarcusSA posted:Apple Watch saving lives. https://www.cnet.com/news/apple-watch-saved-life-deanna-recktenwald/ https://www.cnbc.com/2017/10/16/apple-watch-saved-my-life-says-man.html https://www.ajc.com/news/local/man-says-apple-watch-saved-his-life/Bf1Qg0lZtqmMYNlkLpMq7K/ Multiple times infact
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Sep 12, 2018 18:24
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Were like 5 years away from Apple offering health insurance to go along the watch. New feature idea for watch series 10: Shove it up your rear end and it will give you a fecal readout.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:24
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We're gonna give Dr. Igor a mild electric shock to test the Apple Watch Yo Iggy get up it's not funny
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Sep 12, 2018 18:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBU8t-GbRhg
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Sep 12, 2018 18:25
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KidDynamite posted:why is there so much clapping for the electrodes? Because the presentation paused for it and the theater is full of lemmings?
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Sep 12, 2018 18:25
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who the fucks heartrate is 78 resting?
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Sep 12, 2018 18:25
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KidDynamite posted:who the fucks heartrate is 78 resting? That's super high yeah.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:25
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I'm here for the Mac Minis tim plz
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Sep 12, 2018 18:26
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i loving love squiggly lines
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Sep 12, 2018 18:26
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Investors are probably happy about this
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Sep 12, 2018 18:26
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:This is an excellent opportunity for a demonstration. Missed opportunity for guest speaker Chevy Chase
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Sep 12, 2018 18:26
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Splinter posted:I'm here for the Mac Minis LOL
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Sep 12, 2018 18:26
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apple watch should also provide defribbulator to go with ECG ZZZZZZAAAAARRRRGGGKKKKK ok im up
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Sep 12, 2018 18:26
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FDA *goes loving insane*
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Sep 12, 2018 18:26
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Clapping at the FDA lmao
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Sep 12, 2018 18:26
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Splinter posted:I'm here for the Mac Minis Jokes on you...
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Sep 12, 2018 18:26
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whats all that swirly poo poo inside my heart no wonder im hosed up
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Sep 12, 2018 18:27
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KidDynamite posted:who the fucks heartrate is 78 resting? Mine is like 78 during the day, and about 50-60 when in bed
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Sep 12, 2018 18:28
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hell yeah privacy eat our dick google
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Sep 12, 2018 18:28
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Clapping at the FDA lmao I mean it kinda goes a long way that they actually are doing things with Government approval.  I was a little surprised that they had done it.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:28
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:We’re like 5 years away from Apple offering health insurance to go along the watch. Approved in Arizona in 2087.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:29
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Does it still have a 1 hour LTE talk time?
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Sep 12, 2018 18:29
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But can I use my previous bands Jeff?!
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Sep 12, 2018 18:29
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I'm glad to know that battery life isn't improved.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:29
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Splinter posted:I'm here for the Mac Minis You're gonna be sad )=
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Sep 12, 2018 18:29
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Binary Badger posted:apple watch should also provide defribbulator to go with ECG Then you'd have to buy two watches.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:29
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gently caress yes Jony Ive narration time.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:29
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Binary Badger posted:apple watch should also provide defribbulator to go with ECG This is what wireless charging was really for and why they haven’t shipped a base station for it yet
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Sep 12, 2018 18:29
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Gimme that Johnny Ive AMSR vid
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Sep 12, 2018 18:29
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Yay, Jony. I thought he was dead.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:30
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Oh geez get the gently caress off the screen Jony you suck and you design suck
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Sep 12, 2018 18:30
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we make the screen bigger and it's slightly thinner, and is a dramatic redesign that cannot be beaten ever
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Sep 12, 2018 18:30
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Does it still have a 1 hour LTE talk time? No idea but increasing the workout time to 6 hours is pretty good. They didn't actually improve much for me to make the jump from my 3. I use it mainly for notifications and workout tracking and that hasn't changed. Nice watch but not enough new poo poo for me.
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Sep 12, 2018 18:30
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i forgot jony ive still worked at apple
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Sep 12, 2018 18:30
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Binary Badger posted:Oh geez get the gently caress off the screen Jony What *has heart attack, dies because of no Apple Watch series 4*
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marmot25 posted:Two iPhones brought together pair to become a defibrillator "CLEAR!" "I'm trying, but every time I press cancel it asks for my iCloud password"
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