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infernal machines posted:on-topic musky lols
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they'll be shored up with muskies free dirt bricks
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Sep 13, 2018 16:46
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Truga posted:lol I think that's to scale. if you think infrastructure in usa is bad now, wait until all these loving tunnels start collapsing under roads and people's houses lmao otoh, burying rich people alive would be extremely on brand if musk actually was a socialist
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Sep 13, 2018 17:00
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President Beep posted:they'll be shored up with muskies free dirt bricks ten cent dirt brick https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1040139968843145216?s=19
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iospace posted:(tangential: the original WD-40 formula got moved this week. It was in a briefcase handcuffed to the CEO's hand) lol if you think it wasn't folded into their sock while the briefcase held nothing
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Sep 13, 2018 17:07
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exploded mummy posted:ten cent dirt brick Oh my god this isn't fake Oh my god anyone who buys into this is a goddamn moron
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Sep 13, 2018 17:11
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yosmas stocking stuffer idea
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Sep 13, 2018 17:12
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Not a Children posted:Tesla thread: Oh my god anyone who buys into this is a goddamn moron
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Sep 13, 2018 17:15
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drat right. had my yearly followup yesterday. just smdh if you can’t get legal 
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Sep 13, 2018 17:25
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I hope it's 10¢ a brick free shipping minimum order 10 bricks or less. Gonna kill Tesla through troll brick orders.
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Sep 13, 2018 17:25
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Cocoa Crispies posted:lol if you think it wasn't folded into their sock while the briefcase held nothing he emailed it to himself earlier that day
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Sep 13, 2018 17:28
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mrmcd posted:I hope it's 10¢ a brick free shipping minimum order 10 bricks or less. it's like the old USPS box prank, only with dirt bricks.
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Sep 13, 2018 17:29
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exploded mummy posted:ten cent dirt brick 
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Sep 13, 2018 17:38
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Not a Children posted:Oh my god this isn't fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1040142708453457926 see, he's a wonderful philanthropist that's trying to save the world!!! 
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Sep 13, 2018 17:39
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new dodger stadium promotion ten cent brick night
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Sep 13, 2018 17:42
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elon "i will bury the poor in the dirt shoveled from my private subway" musk
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Sep 13, 2018 17:42
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its like spatula city from uhf only with bricks
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Sep 13, 2018 17:43
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found a streetview shot from the tesla factory
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Sep 13, 2018 17:44
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musk thread: seismic loads
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ate all the Oreos posted:see, he's a wonderful philanthropist that's trying to save the world!!! 
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Sep 13, 2018 17:50
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ate all the Oreos posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1040142708453457926 also a very common part of affordable housing: garages
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Sep 13, 2018 17:52
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i would like to know more on his way to make rockets obsolete i hope it's "tying the payload to a flock of geese"
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Sep 13, 2018 17:54
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ate all the Oreos posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1040142708453457926 lmao it's even worse than I thought I was commenting about the garage-to-tunnel design being real, I thought he was still joking about selling the loving bricks in a retail store
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Sep 13, 2018 18:02
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ate all the Oreos posted:i would like to know more on his way to make rockets obsolete Just collapse the multiverse quantum state into the one where your payload's already where you want it, duh.
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Sep 13, 2018 18:04
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iospace posted:Also true! I wouldn't be surprised if Nissan and GM did some reverse engineering on them. dubya-dee fourty
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Sep 13, 2018 18:05
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iospace posted:Also true! I wouldn't be surprised if Nissan and GM did some reverse engineering on them. nobody else knows how to add a volatile solvent to light machine oil?
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Munkeymon posted:nobody else knows how to add a volatile solvent to light machine oil? one that then eventually turns around and attracts/holds in water to cause more rust, causing you to use more of it to fix the problem...
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Sep 13, 2018 18:18
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 ate all the Oreos posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1040142708453457926 california's seismic design code makes it illegal to build with unreinforced masonry
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Sep 13, 2018 19:00
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:california's seismic design code makes it illegal to build with unreinforced masonry oh what would you know
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Sep 13, 2018 19:01
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i mean you can still use it for decorative cladding tho i doubt those dirt "bricks" look any good but he's talking about the structural properties of them, which means he wants them to be load-bearing which is illegal and extremely ill-advised
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also i'm p sure they heavily discourage multistory brick cladding here because during an earthquake they'll all spill off the building and land on passerby but that's prolly a local code thing idk at any rate elong is extremely dumb and clearly didn't talk to anyone that uses bricks for anything first
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Sep 13, 2018 19:10
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:also i'm p sure they heavily discourage multistory brick cladding here because during an earthquake they'll all spill off the building and land on passerby obv the bricks are to hurl at haters/pedos/haters who are also pedos 
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:also i'm p sure they heavily discourage multistory brick cladding here because during an earthquake they'll all spill off the building and land on passerby he definitely talked to someone because he explicitly says they're rated for california seismic loads. it was enough for me to check google and a cursory search shows you to be exactly right. so what the hell is he talking about? was that a lie or is he making a weird joke
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:also i'm p sure they heavily discourage multistory brick cladding here because during an earthquake they'll all spill off the building and land on passerby is that why all the houses in CA are made out of wood? it looks so loving strange to me, a person from the land of concrete and cinderblock esp given how flammable ca is
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Sep 13, 2018 19:18
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also if you have a chain of stores selling masonry that's called a block chain
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Sep 13, 2018 19:19
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:he definitely talked to someone because he explicitly says they're rated for california seismic loads. it was enough for me to check google and a cursory search shows you to be exactly right. so what the hell is he talking about? was that a lie or is he making a weird joke he's a dumbshit rich white racist-probably rear end in a top hat who needs to be fired into the next available non-earth stellar object, and his funds scattered what the gently caress else excuse do you need
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jit bull transpile posted:is that why all the houses in CA are made out of wood? it looks so loving strange to me, a person from the land of concrete and cinderblock wood can flex in earthquake conditions, cinderblock/concrete/masonry just cracks and falls apart. for similar reasons, california houses rarely have basements.
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Sep 13, 2018 19:20
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I had no clue Elon hired the entirety of the Rockets.
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y'all, the boring company is actually a great idea, not for on Mars or for hyperloop it's great for climate dystopia, where above ground infrastructure gets wreckt by regular megastorms and we all overheat and die if the tunnel AC fails
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A couple of weeks ago, I noticed one of my neighbors is a bazinga boy when I spotted him parking his tesla in the street. I wonder how many other bazinga boys/girls live in my neighborhood, and if they plan on getting underground nerd garages or rebuilding their houses with elon's poo poo bricks. How many bazingites live in your hood? Also lol @ dirt bricks. Bitch, we've had Hesko barriers for decades. It would be hilarious if elon's version was just a micro hesko barrier.
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