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i appreciate all y'alls thoughts and prayers but like, the reason i am joking about the battery thing is i'm aware that it was a dumb move. it was several years ago and i wasn't quite as thoughtful as i am now and i didn't realize how easily i could have burned my car to the ground until i pulled the battery out and it was puffed up like a pillow. (though i still think i coulda yeeted it into the street before any major damage was done to the car) but anyway because nothing bad happened i can joke about it, in the same way i can joke about when i ran out of gas deep on the bonneville salt flats in august with no water and no sense of how to get back to the road other than my tire tracks. if i had died in the desert, u can be assured i wouldn't be joking about it now.
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word, it's a good story and wonderful redneck engineering, and also funny because we see videos of some poor shlub blowing his dick off with a cheap aliexpress vape pen and you're like, hmm... better hook this up in line with the alternator i'm glad it worked out and you're here to share this anecdote with us today
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:42 |
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i seem to recall getting underneath a car that was only held up by a lovely scissor jack at least once, so I’m not gonna point any fingers here.
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:44 |
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u should have used nicd batteries "Even with discharge rates as high as 50C, a Ni–Cd battery will provide very nearly its rated capacity" "The batteries are more difficult to damage than other batteries, tolerating deep discharge for long periods" the only danger is the highly toxic cadmium, nbd
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:45 |
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President Beep posted:i seem to recall getting underneath a car that was only held up by a lovely scissor jack at least once, so I’m not gonna point any fingers here. a regular customer at a place i worked at in my teens died like that. killed by a loving aerostar. how you gonna die to a goddamn minivan?
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:47 |
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ive seen videos on youtube of people making a "diy power bank" and they like solder together 18650s and they do it terribly, and the plastic sheathing is all cut and damaged and they are just, like, flippin the cells around and poo poo
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:47 |
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infernal machines posted:word, it's a good story and wonderful redneck engineering, and also funny because we see videos of some poor shlub blowing his dick off with a cheap aliexpress vape pen and you're like, hmm... better hook this up in line with the alternator yeh this was before the rash of exploding vapes and hoverboards and galaxies note 7 as well, so i don't think "lithium batteries blow up easily" was foremost in anyone's mind while we're on the subject, have one of my favorite posts on the forums, about why you shouldn't buy the ~ultra light race lithium~ batteries for your car: kastein posted:Alright, I'm going to do something I rarely do now and poo poo all over a specific brand of aftermarket automotive component. Mostly because the level of ignorance and/or disregard for customers displayed in this product is... shocking.
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:49 |
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Sagebrush posted:i appreciate all y'alls thoughts and prayers but like, the reason i am joking about the battery thing is i'm aware that it was a dumb move. it was several years ago and i wasn't quite as thoughtful as i am now and i didn't realize how easily i could have burned my car to the ground until i pulled the battery out and it was puffed up like a pillow. (though i still think i coulda yeeted it into the street before any major damage was done to the car) Bhodi fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Sep 17, 2018 |
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infernal machines posted:killed by a loving aerostar. how you gonna die to a goddamn minivan? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOoyaqLrZnE&t=84s
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 00:59 |
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Not being abled to push away a model 3 due to Powertrain design is especially funny considering they use switched reluctancy motors that virtually have no braking torque when powerless so there must be some weird rear end mechanical mumbo jumbo in between the wheels and the motor that prevents pushing. Oh nevermind it's just weird systems design that applies the parking brake when you switch into neutral. Combat Theory fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Sep 17, 2018 |
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Combat Theory posted:Not being abled to push away a model 3 due to Powertrain design is especially funny considering they use switched reluctancy motors that virtually have no braking torque when powerless so there must be some weird rear end mechanical mumbo jumbo in between the wheels and the motor that prevents pushing. self proclaimed car expert does not know what a differential is
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:12 |
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jit bull transpile posted:self proclaimed car expert does not know what a differential is A differential creates practically no braking torque as otherwise your wheels would lock if you lift your foot of the gas pedal. The only types of transmissions that do are worm gears and screw type transmissions. As someone pointed out before its the system design that dictates the car shall apply the parking brake when put into neutral
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:14 |
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Combat Theory posted:A differential creates practically no braking torque as otherwise your wheels would lock if you lift your foot of the gas pedal. aren't teslas 4wd wouldn't they have a locking center diff
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:15 |
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ol qwerty bastard posted:we did it friends elons tweets are getting harder to distinguish from those fake elon accounts posting bitcoin scams
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:17 |
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jit bull transpile posted:aren't teslas 4wd don’t think all if them are. also, don’t the ones that are have two motors?
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:17 |
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jit bull transpile posted:aren't teslas 4wd they put motors on each axle separately
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:18 |
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jit bull transpile posted:aren't teslas 4wd Still the same. There's a verbal problem since in English there's often no differentiation between self locking and self blocking transmissions. A worm drive is self blocking. A differential for a car can be self locking, which means it prevents its differential action by locking the turning speed of the wheels together, but never self blocking. If you use a self blocking transmission in your drivetrain you would lock the wheels at 0 RPM every time you ease of the gas pedal.
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:18 |
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President Beep posted:don’t think all if them are. also, don’t the ones that are have two motors? yes. also the transmission is actually a weird 1-gear thing and per axle
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:22 |
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:24 |
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speed is entirely controlled by ac modulation too, iirc
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:25 |
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Combat Theory posted:Oh nevermind it's just weird systems design that applies the parking brake when you switch into neutral. also weird in that there's no way to disable it without using the loving dash ipad. so i hope your 12v works and the car boots, because otherwise you're gonna have to put it on a flatbed
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:26 |
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yeah no a differential would not prevent the car from freewheeling but teslas do obviously have a differential on either the rear or both axles (i think the D models are Dual motor, meaning they have a second one in the front. rest are rwd) but it's still incredibly stupid that when you put the car in neutral it locks the parking brake. that is what Park is for. neutral should be...neutral. but i guess tesla has two kinds of park, and what every other manufacturer calls neutral, tesla calls "tow mode" Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Sep 17, 2018 |
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infernal machines posted:yes. also the transmission is actually a weird 1-gear thing and per axle infernal machines posted:speed is entirely controlled by ac modulation too, iirc So pretty much like a train then.
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:34 |
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infernal machines posted:also weird in that there's no way to disable it without using the loving dash ipad. so i hope your 12v works and the car boots, because otherwise you're gonna have to put it on a flatbed To be fair that's not the biggest surprise anymore after this thread found how tesla basically dooms the rear passengers too when the 12V dies.
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:34 |
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ol qwerty bastard posted:we did it friends definitely the behavior of a company that isn't struggling to sell
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:35 |
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iospace posted:So pretty much like a train then. Depends on the train. A ton of trains still use brushed universal motors with voltage control. Quite spectacular when they open the covers. The brush fire can reach around the entire rotor at times.
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:36 |
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Combat Theory posted:To be fair that's not the biggest surprise anymore after this thread found how tesla basically dooms the rear passengers too when the 12V dies. there's a good poster in the c-spam thread who just could not believe that the door handles on the model 3 only pressed a little electric switch, and that there's no mechanical linkages whatsoever for the rear doors (or the frunk)
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:36 |
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Hell I would not have believed it either if I didn't see the pictures along with the text.
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:38 |
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like, they made a thing that looks very much like a door handle, and ostensibly because it was cheaper than the popout ones on the s/x, but then went and made it some stupid-rear end all electric system instead of just using a goddamned mechanical linkage like every other car in the history of forever
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:38 |
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Combat Theory posted:Depends on the train. A ton of trains still use brushed universal motors with voltage control. Modern, US line locomotives are AC drive.
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:39 |
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Sagebrush posted:tesla calls "tow mode" love too put fifty to seventy thousand dollars of actual money down on a purchase for a car that includes a tow mode
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:41 |
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High Voltage AC is generally too spooky for me. But there's some nice runaway diesel videos for diesel electric locomotives that look like they spit hell itself out of the exhaust.
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:42 |
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It's yall ICE idiots that are the real problem. we're cybernetic futurenauts here *burns to death when my car drives me in to a fire truck and it turns out my batteries are half epoxy but that epoxy is half thermite*
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:42 |
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Combat Theory posted:Hell I would not have believed it either if I didn't see the pictures along with the text. same. gives me the heebie-jeebies by proxy.
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:43 |
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all the external handles on every tesla (except the original roadster, which is a lotus) are purely electronic and don't work if the battery is dead getting out from the inside with a dead battery is a different process for each car and seating position model s front: pull the handle until it stops, then pull harder past that stop and it will pop the door model s rear: fold down the carpet under the seat and pull a hidden cable model x front: same as model s, pull the handle past the normal stop model x rear: pry off the speaker cover inside the door and pull a hidden cable, then lift the door model 3 front: find the secret lever hidden in front of the armrest and pull it. do not use this in normal circumstances as it will damage the door trim model 3 rear: can't open the doors. crawl out through the front, lol
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:45 |
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Jonny 290 posted:It's yall ICE idiots that are the real problem. we're cybernetic futurenauts here *burns to death when my car drives me in to a fire truck and it turns out my batteries are half epoxy but that epoxy is half thermite*
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:45 |
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Peeny Cheez posted:Internal Combustion: tired. Battery Combustion: wired.
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:47 |
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Peeny Cheez posted:Internal Combustion: tired. Battery Combustion: wired. Musks combustion : Airforce unhired
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 01:48 |
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Jonny 290 posted:It's yall ICE idiots that are the real problem. we're cybernetic futurenauts here *burns to death when my car drives me in to a fire truck and it turns out my batteries are half epoxy but that epoxy is half thermite* turns out bamboo splinters are actually quite flamable
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:why not, AAA's usually pretty responsive when i've called AAA owns.
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