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wait so regarding the tesla transmission, when the computer is functional, the gears would work like everyone expects right? park: actually apply the handbrake neutral: allow the car to roll/be pushed around even if it's not a true neutral with the clutch out tow mode: do ??? extra to make it safer to push around is it just when the computer is hosed that it's impossible to move at all, presumably because there's too much resistance from the motors? i feel like it's a bitcoin thing where "you must be explaining it wrong, it can't possibly be this stupid"
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Angela Merkle Tree posted:wait so regarding the tesla transmission, when the computer is functional, the gears would work like everyone expects right? neutral turns to park when the car detects you’ve left the car because reasons
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neutral cuts power to the motor, but the parking brake engages automatically when you exit the vehicle. to disable that you need to enable transport mode, which needs the computer to function
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infernal machines posted:neutral cuts power to the motor, but the parking brake engages automatically when you exit the vehicle. to disable that you need to enable transport mode, which needs the computer to function
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infernal machines posted:neutral cuts power to the motor, but the parking brake engages automatically when you exit the vehicle. to disable that you need to enable transport mode, which needs the computer to function funy computer: car edition
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infernal machines posted:neutral cuts power to the motor, but the parking brake engages automatically when you exit the vehicle. to disable that you need to enable transport mode, which needs the computer to function this r-worded (ridiculous)
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Sagebrush posted:this r-worded not cute
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ol qwerty bastard posted:we did it friends Deleted.
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screenshot tweets especially when they're from chuds like musk unfortunately the google cache doesn't have whatever was in the upper tweet but it was just the image for the tesla referral program I think
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oh lol i thought it was a standalone tweet about him leaving twitter or killing his are self or something i'd probably feel more foolish if this wasn't clearly the fault of twitter presenting it to me as a standalone tweet rather than a reply to a previous one; it's amazing how they consistently set the bar for "worst social media site" despite the stiff competition
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1041500594467270656?s=21 i love this guy. someone else do the needful im phone postin
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Your undelivered new car is sitting outside unprotected and next to a railroad for half a month? Totally fine. Please don't worry about all the brown spots on your paint job, that's just the flip flop effect.
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Combat Theory posted:Your undelivered new car is sitting outside unprotected and next to a railroad for half a month? Totally fine. Please don't worry about all the brown spots on your paint job, that's just the flip flop effect. any brown spots don't exist, if they did exist it would be a conspiracy by the shorts and haters.
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ah, but you’re forgetting the real powers here: pedos and ICE manufacturers. 
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President Beep posted:ah, but you’re forgetting the real powers here: pedos and ICE manufacturers. ah, my bad, my bad. i must have misread the venn diagram again.
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mom please don’t try to tell me there’s a problem with my new car sitting in a rail yard for a month. the CEO tweeted me personally saying it will be fine.
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Sagebrush posted:all the external handles on every tesla (except the original roadster, which is a lotus) are purely electronic and don't work if the battery is dead i'm never riding in a tesla
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President Beep posted:ah, but you’re forgetting the real powers here: pedos and ICE manufacturers. the venn diagram intersection of tesla stans and qanons is getting bigger by the day
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Marijuana posted:i'm never riding in a tesla lmao. those processes are loving bonkers.
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Marijuana posted:i'm never riding in a tesla iirc the 'hidden cable' in the second example is literally a piece of twine, and not even good quality stuff. so just as likely to shred in your hand as to do its job of letting you out in a crash situation, especially after baking in the interior of the door under the hot sun for who knows how long.
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what if your car didn't need to do lots of safety critical things that cars need to do, because it were The Car Of The Future, tm Safety Third Enterprises
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Hi, r/tesla! So, ummmm... my M3 is on fire and I can't get the doors to open and there's a huuuuuggge wait to get through to Tesla support on the phone. Anyone know anything about how to pop one of these babies open? XD Please reply. The flames are getting nearer and some of my flesh is beginning to roast. 
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President Beep posted:Hi, r/tesla! So, ummmm... my M3 is on fire and I can't get the doors to open and there's a huuuuuggge wait to get through to Tesla support on the phone. Anyone know anything about how to pop one of these babies open? XD on one hand when you call 911 and your tesla rears to life and goes after the firetruck there might be water on the other hand that probably wont actually do anything
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thankfully there's a handy tool for getting out of your tesla when the doors won't open that fits into the palm of your hand it's a spring loaded center punch. if you've never seen one of these before, they're really useful for marking metal/wood and shattering the gently caress out of tempered glass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdeHk3CjgB0 it takes very little force to trigger one and it immediately destroys tempered glass. note this will not work on the windshield which has laminated glass to prevent shattering of this sort. most firefighters i know have these or something very similar they keep handy.
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Mr. Nice! posted:thankfully there's a handy tool for getting out of your tesla when the doors won't open that fits into the palm of your hand lol at being paranoid enough to carry one of these in your car but not have one with the integrated belt cutter
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i wear one on my forehead as part of my cyberpunk unicorn costume that i wear to ren faires.
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PCjr sidecar posted:lol at being paranoid enough to carry one of these in your car but not have one with the integrated belt cutter if you own a tesla is it really paranoia?
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Mr. Nice! posted:if you own a tesla is it really paranoia? if you own a tesla it's called delusion
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Please try to keep a proper glass breaker with an integrated belt cutter if you want any kind of escape tool in your car. A center punch is better than nothing, but its got some flaws compared to a glass breaker. 1. Due to the position in your palm, you will likely push your hand through the glass shards. It's safety glass, but it can still cut you. 2. The punch will roll around everywhere in your car and can easily be lost in the event of an accident. 3. Getting rid of the belt can pose an even greater challenge than cracking a window. So if you are concerned about escaping (mainly because you live in the mountains or by a lake/river/sea) a belt cutter is even more important than the Coolio glass breaker that you can impress your friends with at the bar.
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just ride a motorcycle, in the event of a crash you'll be safely thrown from danger (you will unsafely land, possibly into a different danger, but details)
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also loud pipes save lifes.
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Just line your windows and seat belt with det cord.
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ADINSX posted:just ride a motorcycle, in the event of a crash you'll be safely thrown from danger (you will unsafely land, possibly into a different danger, but details) Can't get trapped in a burning car if your sagging flesh absorbs all the impact
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elite_garbage_man posted:Just line your windows and seat belt with det cord. NOW! that's what I call safety third
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prisoner of waffles posted:NOW! that's what I call safety third saftey turd
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Lonoxmont posted:saftey turd what is pooping on a Tesla's sensor
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y'all are thinking too small. what we need are ejection seats, ones that have enough rocket power to boost you high enough for a chute to deploy
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Peeny Cheez posted:Internal Combustion: tired. Battery Combustion: wired. new title!
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Chris Knight posted:new title! safety turd: musky family motto-cars
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