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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Everyone should at least know basic first aid so that people can receive immediate help until people with advanced training are on scene

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brian
Sep 11, 2001
I obtained this title through beard tax.

jabby posted:

Can anyone find the ambiguity Peston is talking about here? It's hard to believe he isn't just being intentionally dense.

Peston does this on pretty much everything related to Corbyn or the left, he's very openly a terrible journalist

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Namtab posted:

Everyone should at least know basic first aid so that people can receive immediate help until people with advanced training are on scene

My mum is a nurse and I got all the first aid training, when she was training. The most important thing I know is to back off if poo poo is above your level. Which is basically anything above a slight wound.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Failed Imagineer posted:

I mean large companies like the one I work for already have perfectly serviceable canteens that serve decent subsidised food 3 meals a day. The concept shouldn't really be too mind-blowing to anyone

Work canteens are universally terrible unless you happen to work at Google

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

E:^^^^^^^ that's not even remotely true, though

Namtab posted:

Everyone should at least know basic first aid so that people can receive immediate help until people with advanced training are on scene

Also everyone needs to have the recovery position so deeply instilled in them that even when you're blackout drunk you'll go round and make sure your passed-out mates are all tucked up and not gonna choke on their own sick

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Pochoclo posted:

Work canteens are universally terrible unless you happen to work at Google

Heathrow Airport has a very solid canteen with a rotating menu (4 pounds for a full Veggie meal, 5-6 for meat)

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Guavanaut posted:

You can have 'food as a service' (like the food service industry) in a way so to help the community and to make it easier to grab a bite to eat at work without saying that everything is reduced to optimal nutrient slurries provided by the British Kitchens for British People and also nobody's allowed to cook at home, and you could even do it in a way that gives less profits for food giants and more time for service industry workers to cook for themselves at home.

I'm sure ronya has some examples from tripartism of how everyone following a presumed logical pathway leads to complete failure in negotiating industry, union, and governance, but the current system we have where many people don't have time to cook and so end up reliant on food service giants that profiteer from environmental ruin and worker suppression still sounds worse.

The main problem, really, is there's not much profit margin to mine out. People are intensely price-sensitive on their lunches as is, it's a visible expense with lots of choice

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Failed Imagineer posted:

Also everyone needs to have the recovery position so deeply instilled in them that even when you're blackout drunk you'll go round and make sure your passed-out mates are all tucked up and not gonna choke on their own sick

You need to know how this works if your mates like taking K.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Work canteens can be good if the employer cares about employee happiness, but I've had some pretty horrid ones as well, including the one I currently have - they might do calorie-counted meals which is nice, but the taste is worse than school canteens 20 years ago (christ I'm getting old)

And work canteens used to be absolutely awful in the USSR from what my eastern european relatives tell me. But then the USSR never did care much about people being comfortable, there was almost a masochistic spartan streak to it. I don't think e.g. Russels "In praise of idleness" would exactly be accepted, more likely to get you into prison for shirking work and counterrevolutionary ideas than anything.

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Sep 23, 2018

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/sep/23/hayabusa2-japanese-robots-land-on-moving-asteroid-in-world-first

what the gently caress is a "moving" asteroid

aren't they all moving in pretty much any frame of reference

the article does not explain

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

ronya posted:

The main problem, really, is there's not much profit margin to mine out. People are intensely price-sensitive on their lunches as is, it's a visible expense with lots of choice

I assume you're talking about the profit margin of every single part of the supply chain, the socialisation of losses at the agriculture end, and all possible efficiency savings by running the whole thing as a national food service that will at least theoretically have the ability to turn self sufficient in crisis? or looking for policy work backing Corb's prev calls for a massive revolution in how we produce and distribute food in preparation for the warming to come for similar figures?

or are you standing in front of the amazon rainforest, pointing at a tree, and suggesting that toilet paper isn't possible because the tree is small

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

XMNN posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/sep/23/hayabusa2-japanese-robots-land-on-moving-asteroid-in-world-first

what the gently caress is a "moving" asteroid

aren't they all moving in pretty much any frame of reference

the article does not explain

Rotating, I would guess? But yeah most things in space are rotating as well.

Possibly they just think that people might not understand what asteroids are??

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I think it means they landed on an asteroid, which hasn't been done before, although we have landed on a comet before.

Or it means that the asteroid is rotating or otherwise being erratic, but phrased very badly.

e: ^ yeah that

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

Miftan posted:

Heathrow Airport has a very solid canteen with a rotating menu (4 pounds for a full Veggie meal, 5-6 for meat)

I think Sony Interactive may have the same caterers, 5 for one of 2 hot dishes, 4 for the veggie option, eat in or take away, breakfast buffet was good too. Good enough to compete with Soho.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Spangly A posted:

or are you standing in front of the amazon rainforest, pointing at a tree, and suggesting that toilet paper isn't possible because the tree is small

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

XMNN posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/sep/23/hayabusa2-japanese-robots-land-on-moving-asteroid-in-world-first

what the gently caress is a "moving" asteroid

aren't they all moving in pretty much any frame of reference

the article does not explain

I literally can't make my brain come up with a scenario in which anything in space could be considered stationary.

Do people think objects just hang there in the sky?

VVVVV doesn't the firmament rotate around the Earth?

EvilGenius fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Sep 23, 2018

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Embedded in the firmament dome.

brian
Sep 11, 2001
I obtained this title through beard tax.

I think if it's orbiting something it's considered stationary if it's not moving out of that orbit and orbits at the same rate as everything else at that distance from the object/planet, I believe

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
E pur si fermo.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

BizarroAzrael posted:

I think Sony Interactive may have the same caterers, 5 for one of 2 hot dishes, 4 for the veggie option, eat in or take away, breakfast buffet was good too. Good enough to compete with Soho.

Called Eurest, I think. Man, their noodles and veg are super oily but I can't get enough of those crappy burgers.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Pochoclo posted:

Work canteens are universally terrible unless you happen to work at Google

Nope. CapitalOne's cafe at their HQ was a drat restaurant. Food was free to staff too.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Spangly A posted:

I assume you're talking about the profit margin of every single part of the supply chain, the socialisation of losses at the agriculture end, and all possible efficiency savings by running the whole thing as a national food service that will at least theoretically have the ability to turn self sufficient in crisis? or looking for policy work backing Corb's prev calls for a massive revolution in how we produce and distribute food in preparation for the warming to come for similar figures?

or are you standing in front of the amazon rainforest, pointing at a tree, and suggesting that toilet paper isn't possible because the tree is small

"we'll find synergies through vertical integration" is the least credible m&a claim ever

adding in national self-sufficiency as a key performance indicator immediately tosses out the ability of related vendors to ease vertical mismatches through integration with the European market, too; I do not think a gain in efficiency is a credible claim

ronya fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Sep 23, 2018

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/PolhomeEditor/status/1043887655803637762
https://twitter.com/PolhomeEditor/status/1043889669887406080
*manufactured outrage intensifies*

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






As a Catholic and life long member of the Labour Party I must now declare my disgust at the IRA member Jeremy Corbyn for cultivating an anti-Papist movement, and thus I must turn and vote for the Conservative Party, as I have done so in every election I've ever voted in.

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

Miftan posted:

Called Eurest, I think. Man, their noodles and veg are super oily but I can't get enough of those crappy burgers.

Someone else then. Can report on HMRC catering on Tuesday. IBM's is fine, good rotation of offerings but not stunning quality or value.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



This is Very Glasgow humour and intensely dumb to spout in public like that.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

I can recommend the canteen at Sophos even if they think 'mince fajitas' are a thing that can possibly exist.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013




:thunk:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

To be fair that's pretty lovely of him

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
I have been paid some surprise money, so surprising that I was on the verge of ringing my bank and panicking at them that there had been a terrible error, until I tracked the transaction back and it really is my money :woop:

Part of me wants to use it to pay off a significant chunk of debt. All of me wants to blow it on a decent leather jacket and Botox.

My dreams are disappointingly modest and middle-aged.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



The breakfasts at Campbell's in Kings Lynn were great - if you sufficiently hid a couple extra bacon rashers under your beans they never noticed and you got extra bacon!

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

XMNN posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/sep/23/hayabusa2-japanese-robots-land-on-moving-asteroid-in-world-first

what the gently caress is a "moving" asteroid

aren't they all moving in pretty much any frame of reference

the article does not explain

Jurnayalism skool for big brains

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



EvilGenius posted:

I literally can't make my brain come up with a scenario in which anything in space could be considered stationary.

Do people think objects just hang there in the sky?

VVVVV doesn't the firmament rotate around the Earth?

I guess... if the universe has an actual center (Not merely the center of the observable universe, and obviously this is contingent on the universe being finite), and there's an object located at that center, it would be stationary?

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



But it isn't, so it isn't.

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."
I'm going to be spending a few days a week in Southend, anybody have recommendations for eating out there?

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Ms Adequate posted:

I guess... if the universe has an actual center (Not merely the center of the observable universe, and obviously this is contingent on the universe being finite), and there's an object located at that center, it would be stationary?

No. All motion is relative.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Ms Adequate posted:

I guess... if the universe has an actual center (Not merely the center of the observable universe, and obviously this is contingent on the universe being finite), and there's an object located at that center, it would be stationary?

In a more general sense, if the universe had a centre, that would imply an absolute relativistic frame, and objects could be stationary anywhere in the universe, Ernst Mach be damned


Dead Goon posted:

But it isn't, so it isn't.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Failed Imagineer posted:

In a more general sense, if the universe had a centre, that would imply an absolute relativistic frame, and objects could be stationary anywhere in the universe, Ernst Mach be damned

Surely the Big Bang happened somewhere specific?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I don't know much about relativity so yeah that was just an idea. I defer to the more knowledgable!

BizarroAzrael posted:

I'm going to be spending a few days a week in Southend, anybody have recommendations for eating out there?

pusssyyyyyyy

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HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

BizarroAzrael posted:

I'm going to be spending a few days a week in Southend, anybody have recommendations for eating out there?

Not these:

https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/16883824.here-are-the-least-hygienic-eateries-in-essex/

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