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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Is the unkillable Rasputin story confirmable/true? We'll never really know for sure. Though apparently the examiner didn't actually find any poison in his system so if I had to guess, it was a botched poisoning (either the poison was too degraded to work or he refused to eat it) and so they just shot him and the story grew with each retelling. The popular story that the final cause of death was actually drowning is a complete fabrication though.
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Nessus posted:They largely disproved that one. Well! That's a nice thing to have read this morning.
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It's a shame no one picked up on the Boney M reference I used
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Acute Grill posted:We'll never really know for sure. Though apparently the examiner didn't actually find any poison in his system so if I had to guess, it was a botched poisoning (either the poison was too degraded to work or he refused to eat it) and so they just shot him and the story grew with each retelling. The drowning in the river bit was so the orthodox church or whatever couldn't beattify him
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syscall girl posted:The drowning in the river bit was so the orthodox church or whatever couldn't beattify him Why?
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drrockso20 posted:It's a shame no one picked up on the Boney M reference I used
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 19:07 |
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drrockso20 posted:It's a shame no one picked up on the Boney M reference I used I refuse to acknowledge boney m ever since I saw that docudrama about the guy stranded on the mountain who hallucinated "Brown Girl In The Ring" for hours on end
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Today we'll be looking at a delightful example of Baroque exaggeration in storytelling which also doubles as an early example of tourist advertising. It's a complete fabrication of course (and even back then I'm 100% certain that even the most gullible peasant would look right through it), but it's still or even because of that just fun to read. I love how it becomes more and more absurd with each paragraph The text accompanying the picture (my translation) posted:Truthful Description e: Make sure to also take a good look at the picture, it's wonderful, from the people being hurled through the air by the broken string to the church spire collapsing in the background, it's all there! System Metternich has a new favorite as of 20:29 on Sep 27, 2018 |
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How deep would a hole actually have to be for someone to take two days to hit the bottom? Also, it’s weird that they were willing to say that the thing killed 388 men the first time they tried to play it but not the guy who fell in.
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 20:10 |
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I'm mostly impressed by the fact that multiple people here have heard of / remember Boney M.
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# ? Sep 27, 2018 20:26 |
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Nth Doctor posted:Why? https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=75431 IDK
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Ariong posted:How deep would a hole actually have to be for someone to take two days to hit the bottom? Also, it’s weird that they were willing to say that the thing killed 388 men the first time they tried to play it but not the guy who fell in. If we take "two days" to mean 48 hours and assume that the tailor tried to maximise air friction during that time (i.e. falling like a parachutist) the hole would need to be about 9,500 kilometres deep if my math is correct. If he simply tumbled down it might easily be double that.
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Ariong posted:How deep would a hole actually have to be for someone to take two days to hit the bottom? Also, it’s weird that they were willing to say that the thing killed 388 men the first time they tried to play it but not the guy who fell in. Doing some napkin calculations, terminal velocity for an average man is around 53 meters per second, or 122 MPH. After reaching terminal velocity, it would take a hole about 5,856 miles deep. The deepest hole ever drilled by man, the Kola Superdeep Borehole, is 7.5 miles. The diameter of the Earth is 7,917.5 miles, so that would be a hole most of the way to the other side of the planet.
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That's a big bass then, strange people don't talk about it more often.
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chitoryu12 posted:Doing some napkin calculations, terminal velocity for an average man is around 53 meters per second, or 122 MPH. After reaching terminal velocity, it would take a hole about 5,856 miles deep. The deepest hole ever drilled by man, the Kola Superdeep Borehole, is 7.5 miles. The diameter of the Earth is 7,917.5 miles, so that would be a hole most of the way to the other side of the planet. One of the many problems with this is that once you pass the center of the Earth, gravity will start decelerating you instead of accelerating. So really all you need is a pit that's slightly more than the radius of the Earth!
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chitoryu12 posted:Doing some napkin calculations, terminal velocity for an average man is around 53 meters per second, or 122 MPH. After reaching terminal velocity, it would take a hole about 5,856 miles deep. The deepest hole ever drilled by man, the Kola Superdeep Borehole, is 7.5 miles. The diameter of the Earth is 7,917.5 miles, so that would be a hole most of the way to the other side of the planet. Pictured: The famous Double Bass of Breslau (1674, colorised)
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:One of the many problems with this is that once you pass the center of the Earth, gravity will start decelerating you instead of accelerating. So really all you need is a pit that's slightly more than the radius of the Earth! Air will get THICC near the bottom of the hole. It would take less than the radius, easily.
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quote:2. It took 405,660 wooden boards, the nut alone accounting for 34,020 boards. drat, us modern folk with our kinks are dilettantes.
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Bobby Digital posted:drat, us modern folk with our kinks are dilettantes. Ezekiel 23:20
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Yeah, probably a horse’s. Ah, probably mislabeled then, that dick belonged to Catherines friend not Alexandras.
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Ariong posted:How deep would a hole actually have to be for someone to take two days to hit the bottom? I'm no "holeatician" or anything, but a falling human is travelling 195km/h so a hole roughly 9,360km deep.
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Gene Kranz never actually said "Failure is not an option," though that was the title of his autobiography. The phrase was from the movie Apollo 13, distilling this to a one-liner: "Spaceflight will never tolerate carelessness, incapacity, and neglect. Somewhere, somehow, we screwed up. It could have been in design, build, or test. Whatever it was, we should have caught it. We were too gung ho about the schedule and we locked out all of the problems we saw each day in our work. Every element of the program was in trouble and so were we. The simulators were not working, Mission Control was behind in virtually every area, and the flight and test procedures changed daily. Nothing we did had any shelf life. Not one of us stood up and said, "Dammit, stop!" I don't know what Thompson's committee will find as the cause, but I know what I find. We are the cause! We were not ready! We did not do our job. We were rolling the dice, hoping that things would come together by launch day, when in our hearts we knew it would take a miracle. We were pushing the schedule and betting that the Cape would slip before we did. From this day forward, Flight Control will be known by two words: "Tough and Competent." Tough means we are forever accountable for what we do or what we fail to do. We will never again compromise our responsibilities. Every time we walk into Mission Control we will know what we stand for. " After the Apollo 1 fire. Apparently Kranz was in Mission Control (as manager of the ground side of NASA) when STS-51-L had its RUD incident, I hope he slapped Flight upside the head for it, or at least cussed him out. I'm hoping it went like: "Bitch, I put six men on the moon, and saved the crew that had a problem. You launched against the engineers' objections, and killed seven people. Remember that thing I said 16 years ago?"
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chitoryu12 posted:Doing some napkin calculations, terminal velocity for an average man is around 53 meters per second, or 122 MPH. After reaching terminal velocity, it would take a hole about 5,856 miles deep. The deepest hole ever drilled by man, the Kola Superdeep Borehole, is 7.5 miles. The diameter of the Earth is 7,917.5 miles, so that would be a hole most of the way to the other side of the planet. TooMuchAbstraction posted:One of the many problems with this is that once you pass the center of the Earth, gravity will start decelerating you instead of accelerating. So really all you need is a pit that's slightly more than the radius of the Earth! This is why I speculate that the inside of the bass was actually an extra-dimensional space. It's the only thing that can explain falling for 2 days without sounding ridiculous.
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Ommin posted:This is why I speculate that the inside of the bass was actually an extra-dimensional space. It's the only thing that can explain falling for 2 days without sounding ridiculous. my peer review: this checks out. publish that sucker
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chitoryu12 posted:The deepest hole ever drilled by man, the Kola Superdeep Borehole, is 7.5 miles. I love that this is the building that the deepest hole on earth is housed in: And this is the cap on the hole itself: Necrothatcher has a new favorite as of 12:19 on Sep 28, 2018 |
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Necrothatcher posted:And this is the cap on the hole itself: That doesn't look like it'll keep all those demons they heard down there in.
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Necrothatcher posted:I love that this is the building that the deepest hole on earth is housed in: You should really find a nicer home for your mom
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Wheat Loaf posted:That doesn't look like it'll keep all those demons they heard down there in. Fool, don't you see that the cap is adorned with twelve screws? Twelve as the number of tribes of Israel, of the sacred Apostels of Our Lord, of the gems adorning the breastplate of the Hebrew high priest, of the Lord's holy angels protecting the heavenly Jerusalem, of the stars Our Most Blessed Lady wears as Her crown, twelve as in the Holy Trinity extending its grace and protection into all four corners of the world. There is obviously a most powerful blessing laid on this cap, and the demons of Hell shall not prevail against it.
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Trabant posted:I'm mostly impressed by the fact that multiple people here have heard of / remember Boney M. Without Boney M, there would be no Milli Vanilli.
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The_Raven posted:Without Boney M, there would be no Milli Vanilli. Worse, there would be no Far Corporation!
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Krankenstyle posted:You should really find a nicer home for your mom
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System Metternich posted:Fool, don't you see that the cap is adorned with twelve screws? Twelve as the number of tribes of Israel, of the sacred Apostels of Our Lord, of the gems adorning the breastplate of the Hebrew high priest, of the Lord's holy angels protecting the heavenly Jerusalem, of the stars Our Most Blessed Lady wears as Her crown, twelve as in the Holy Trinity extending its grace and protection into all four corners of the world. There is obviously a most powerful blessing laid on this cap, and the demons of Hell shall not prevail against it. But what if they have a wrench?
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Solice Kirsk posted:But what if they have a wrench? The bolts are on the outside.
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System Metternich posted:Fool, don't you see that the cap is adorned with twelve screws? Twelve as the number of tribes of Israel, of the sacred Apostels of Our Lord, of the gems adorning the breastplate of the Hebrew high priest, of the Lord's holy angels protecting the heavenly Jerusalem, of the stars Our Most Blessed Lady wears as Her crown, twelve as in the Holy Trinity extending its grace and protection into all four corners of the world. There is obviously a most powerful blessing laid on this cap, and the demons of Hell shall not prevail against it. It honestly would not surprise me if the Russian Orthodox Church had blessed that cap. They bless all kinds of things.
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:It honestly would not surprise me if the Russian Orthodox Church had blessed that cap. They bless all kinds of things. Can't hurt, right? Either there are no demons and nothing is lost, or there are, and they're held at bay. I doubt blessings are terribly resource-intensive.
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I'm gonna go unbolt the cap
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# ? Sep 28, 2018 15:33 |
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But will you poo poo in the hole?
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Tony Snark posted:But will you poo poo in the hole? C'mon man that's just rude
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It will be the deepest poo poo that has ever been taken. This would be a milestone for humanity worthy of publicising.
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Serious question: Why did they even need to cap the borehole? It’s not very wide, right? It’s not like someone was going to fall down it.
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