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Five finger stock exploding technique E: taxxe 
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iron man 2 but it's just tony stark in court the whole time
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Sep 28, 2018 15:59
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Combat Theory posted:Five finger stock exploding technique huh, didn't know there were any dog minions...
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Sep 28, 2018 16:00
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Bloomberg opinion piecequote:Look, I don’t know what to tell you. Elon Musk publicly announced, on Aug. 7, on Twitter, that he was considering taking Tesla Inc. private at $420 per share, that he had “funding secured,” that “investor support is confirmed,” and that he had a structure that would allow all of Tesla’s public shareholders to keep their shares in a private Tesla if they wanted to. All of those statements seemed very implausible at the time, and as days went by with no confirmation or clarification, it became pretty evident that they were false. Eventually Musk admitted that he had not actually secured any financing, that investors did not support the idea, and that there was no way for retail shareholders to roll over into a private company, so he abandoned the going-private plan three weeks after announcing it. You can’t do that. You can’t announce your plans to buy a public company unless the announcement is more or less true. Even if you’re just floating the idea, and don’t mean it to be taken too seriously, investors will take it seriously. The stock went up on Musk’s announcement, and then went down when it became clear he was kidding. The people who believed Musk, and bought stock thinking it would go to $420, were deceived, and lost money. That is what we in the business tend to call “securities fraud.”
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Sep 28, 2018 16:46
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Sagebrush posted:argh
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Sep 28, 2018 16:52
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ryde posted:Cross posting from CDPAM. Apparently the settlement was for Musk to take a two year vacation. https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561?lang=en
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Sep 28, 2018 16:52
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then again last time that tweet got trotted out against a self owning rich white jackass November 2016 happened
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Sep 28, 2018 16:52
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Sep 28, 2018 16:54
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ryde posted:Cross posting from CDPAM. Apparently the settlement was for Musk to take a two year vacation. 
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Sep 28, 2018 16:55
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bob dobbs is dead posted:stock exchange go talk to a nation state actor and ask 'em to literally flick a switch on their persistent malware bring something of value, like a piss tape
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Sep 28, 2018 16:58
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same dude that wrote this gem right after musk tweeted the thing quote:Of course the SEC is looking into this. I can’t think of a thing that the SEC would look into more. If Warren Buffett was giving insider tips about accounting fraud at the Fed to Lloyd Blankfein so that he could help Donald Trump and the pope insider trade against the Illuminati, the SEC team investigating that would be scheming to get transferred to the Elon Musk team.
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Sep 28, 2018 17:00
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beyond parody
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Sep 28, 2018 17:15
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truly cannot tell if he just considers himself a dog-daddy or if those names are cruelly inflicted upon humans
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Sep 28, 2018 17:20
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Potato Salad posted:go talk to a nation state actor and ask 'em to literally flick a switch on their persistent malware goog and fb might actually be able to defend against apt's not too badly
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Sep 28, 2018 17:28
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Not a Children posted:Would being convicted impact Musk's clearance? He can't very well manage a loving space company in this Country without being cleared ate all the Oreos posted:i mean he might be able to, it's not like he has to actually do anything other than be the face of the company he could definitely appoint people to deal with all the secret stuff the SEC will ban musk from serving as an officer of any company for a long, long time, whether it's a consent decree or just a judgment against him, that's a practically guaranteed outcome musk will not be a part of anything going forward -- spacex, tesla, etc
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Sep 28, 2018 17:52
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bob dobbs is dead posted:goog and fb might actually be able to defend against apt's not too badly "defend" ? against who? the governments paying you money to spy on users? the APTs probably have paid, sanctioned taps on goog and fb internal nets. god knows the u.s. authorities do
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Sep 28, 2018 17:54
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bob dobbs is dead posted:goog and fb might actually be able to defend against apt's not too badly Heh https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/28/technology/facebook-hack-data-breach.html
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Sep 28, 2018 18:03
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Sagebrush posted:truly cannot tell if he just considers himself a dog-daddy or if those names are cruelly inflicted upon humans i guarantee you that guy has never known the warmth of a woman's touch
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Sep 28, 2018 18:06
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Grace Baiting posted:capitalist, own thyself
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Sep 28, 2018 18:14
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lol, yes, i was owned
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Sep 28, 2018 18:16
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"to thine own self be owned" makes me chuckle every time I see it
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Sep 28, 2018 18:28
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bob dobbs is dead posted:goog and fb might actually be able to defend against apt's not too badly bob dobbs is dead posted:lol, yes, i was owned  move fast and expose access keys
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Sep 28, 2018 18:36
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sounds like yall ain’t respecting muskies free speech rights
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Sep 28, 2018 18:43
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at least he's trying!
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Sep 28, 2018 18:44
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musk will return to twitter under the handle @fired4tweets
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Sep 28, 2018 19:01
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“the lawsuit” posted:This Tweet was in response to @Gfilche who had Tweeted “Noooooo!!!!!
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Sep 28, 2018 19:45
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260 stock bleed erryday.
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Sep 28, 2018 19:51
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Lol Elon closes his communications with “Thanks,”. wadda poser Thanks, Elon. Thelon.
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Sep 28, 2018 19:57
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Gazpacho posted:Lol Elon closes his communications with “Thanks,”. wadda poser please, it's Felon
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Sep 28, 2018 20:44
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:please, it's Felon (lisps) Fanks, Elon
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Sep 28, 2018 20:52
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at this point he's only being sued for civil damages but who knows what the future holds
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Sep 28, 2018 20:53
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Ad by Khad posted:Nice chart, and furthermore I think ALL Tesla related data should be presented in the shape of a toilet flush in the future the classic reverse toilet, where poop and pee spray all over the bathroom and in my mouth while I insist this is a good thing
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Sep 28, 2018 21:02
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:the classic reverse toilet, where poop and pee spray all over the bathroom and in my mouth while I insist this is a good thing dsyp
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Sep 28, 2018 21:20
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:the classic reverse toilet, where poop and pee spray all over the bathroom and in my mouth while I insist this is a good thing ah, the bidet argument
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Sep 28, 2018 21:35
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Sep 28, 2018 21:36
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hope musk being a poo poo doesn't set EV adoption back it will, but i hope it doesn't
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Sep 28, 2018 21:36
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Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Sep 28, 2018 |
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Sep 28, 2018 21:44
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lol he's hosed the one thing on earth a rich person cannot get away with is messing with other rich people's money
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Sep 28, 2018 21:48
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Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to bear!
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Sep 28, 2018 22:08
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loving the 'nuke your own settlement' angle. does he think he's gonna beat those charges? does he think that if he doesn't beat them the consequence will be less than what he had negotiated? does he think he'll be able to settle later for a better deal? did he just not think that far ahead and ignored the lawyers he has to do that for him? wtf is going on in that addled brain i need to know.
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