TSLA: When this baby hits 88 you're going to see some serious shit

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Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

is there an outside chance that it's some insane plan to appeal to the bazinga fantasy that it's Elon against the world and therefore please give us more money

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hailthefish: Oct 24, 2010

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

wtf is going on in that addled brain i need to know.

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mewse: May 2, 2006

The settlement involved no admission of guilt but he had to stand by his principles :thunk:

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

being true to his monkeycheese maverick self. :patriot:

# ? Sep 28, 2018 23:13

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

luv 2 burn other people's money to save my own pride

# ? Sep 28, 2018 23:21

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

it'd be pretty funny if elon somehow manages to fumble his way into prison over this

# ? Sep 28, 2018 23:40

mystes: May 31, 2006

mewse posted:

The settlement involved no admission of guilt but he had to stand by his principles

His principles dictate that if he can't tweet whatever he wants whenever he wants, he must personally burn Tesla to the ground.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 23:41

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

akadajet posted:

it'd be pretty funny if elon somehow manages to fumble his way into prison over this

It's the dream

# ? Sep 28, 2018 23:46

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

akadajet posted:

it'd be pretty funny if elon somehow manages to fumble his way into prison over this

i wonder if his poor ex-wife would be able to hit him harder for child support in that case :unsmith:

# ? Sep 28, 2018 23:50

creationist believer: Feb 16, 2007; College Slice

akadajet posted:

it'd be pretty funny if elon somehow manages to fumble his way into prison over this

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Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

Gazpacho posted:

Holy loving poo poo.

:2bong:

# ? Sep 29, 2018 00:37

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

loving the 'nuke your own settlement' angle. does he think he's gonna beat those charges? does he think that if he doesn't beat them the consequence will be less than what he had negotiated? does he think he'll be able to settle later for a better deal? did he just not think that far ahead and ignored the lawyers he has to do that for him?

wtf is going on in that addled brain i need to know.

you know how all the evidence, based on everything he's ever said to the press in any capacity, ever, and also his previous history of running businesses, suggests that he is in fact not very smart?

i'm gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that he's a guy who makes poor decisions

# ? Sep 29, 2018 01:06

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

loving the 'nuke your own settlement' angle. does he think he's gonna beat those charges? does he think that if he doesn't beat them the consequence will be less than what he had negotiated? does he think he'll be able to settle later for a better deal? did he just not think that far ahead and ignored the lawyers he has to do that for him?

wtf is going on in that addled brain i need to know.

his ego is too huge to admit wrongdoing. he may even honestly believe he�ll win in court

# ? Sep 29, 2018 01:09

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i think it also demonstrates what a wet fart tesla as a business is, that his money men haven't beaten him into submission and left him gagged in a closet until this blows over.

the stakes are pretty low.

# ? Sep 29, 2018 01:12

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

infernal machines posted:

i think it also demonstrates what a wet fart tesla as a business is, that his money men haven't beaten him into submission and left him gagged in a closet until this blows over.

the stakes are pretty low.

elon musk IS tesla's moneyman

# ? Sep 29, 2018 01:48

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

like i said, the stakes are low.

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men with puns: Feb 8, 2010; Young Orc

a miserable pile of SEC writs

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mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

men with puns posted:

a miserable pile of SEC writs

mods this needs to be the new thread title.

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Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

mrmcd posted:

mods this needs to be the new thread title.

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Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

men with puns posted:

a miserable pile of SEC writs

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Bhodi: Dec 9, 2007; Oh, it's just a cat.; Pillbug

men with puns posted:

a miserable pile of SEC writs

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Ciaphas: Nov 20, 2005; > BEWARE, COWARD

men with puns posted:

a miserable pile of SEC writs

good username/post subject combo

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FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

men with puns posted:

a miserable pile of SEC writs

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in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

men with puns posted:

a miserable pile of SEC writs

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redleader: Aug 18, 2005; Engage according to operational parameters

men with puns posted:

a miserable pile of SEC writs

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Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

loving the 'nuke your own settlement' angle. does he think he's gonna beat those charges? does he think that if he doesn't beat them the consequence will be less than what he had negotiated? does he think he'll be able to settle later for a better deal? did he just not think that far ahead and ignored the lawyers he has to do that for him?

wtf is going on in that addled brain i need to know.

the most valued trait of the modern entrepreneur is an inability to conceptualize the idea of bad consequences or failure

there is literally nothing more to this, and it is not in any way an exaggeration, it is the core of what is considered a "winner mindset"

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Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

men with puns posted:

a miserable pile of SEC writs

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Triglav: Jun 2, 2007; IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET

men with puns posted:

a miserable pile of SEC writs

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Lord Stimperor: Jun 13, 2018; I'm a lovable meme.

Hello, I'm looking for a thread where an engineer reminisced about their experience working at TESLA. Was told it would be in YOSPOS. Anyone care to link me to the thread? Thanks.

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gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

Lord Stimperor posted:

Hello, I'm looking for a thread where an engineer reminisced about their experience working at TESLA. Was told it would be in YOSPOS. Anyone care to link me to the thread? Thanks.

It was within this thread, not its own thread. Then Musk probably had him killed.

# ? Sep 29, 2018 11:13

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

Lord Stimperor posted:

Hello, I'm looking for a thread where an engineer reminisced about their experience working at TESLA. Was told it would be in YOSPOS. Anyone care to link me to the thread? Thanks.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3862643&userid=20544&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

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Lord Stimperor: Jun 13, 2018; I'm a lovable meme.

Thank you kind sirs

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Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Lord Stimperor posted:

Hello, I'm looking for a thread where an engineer reminisced about their experience working at TESLA. Was told it would be in YOSPOS. Anyone care to link me to the thread? Thanks.

Lord Stimperor posted:

Thank you kind sirs

hi elon

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prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

Roosevelt posted:

hi elon

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Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Lord Stimperor posted:

Thank you kind sirs

I read that if you're a cop you have to tell us so you got anything you wanna say?

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TimWinter: Mar 30, 2015; https://timsthebomb.com

If you're under sec investigation you have to disclose that

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Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Roosevelt posted:

hi elon

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Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

hey elon you suck lmao

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i like to think that elon has likely at least read screencaps from this thread and has therefore possibly been exposed to my are posts.

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Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

Oh man, stop the investigation, the man has already suffered enough

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