PYF AUG: you don't get to see her chew the MLP figurine.

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Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

text me a vag pic posted:

gently caress you he's tough and strong

e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oml9egvuRYs

# ? Sep 28, 2018 22:38

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:51

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

text me a vag pic posted:

gently caress you he's tough and strong

e:

Lone wolf and schlub

# ? Sep 28, 2018 22:42

text me a vag pic: May 18, 2007

Pastry of the Year posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oml9egvuRYs

this pulled me back from the brink

# ? Sep 28, 2018 22:49

Croatoan: Jun 24, 2005; I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

AlbieQuirky posted:

It looks completely ridiculous when Ramsay does it, too.

That parts fair

# ? Sep 28, 2018 23:47

text me a vag pic: May 18, 2007

Croatoan posted:

That parts fair

# ? Sep 29, 2018 00:12

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

quote:

I'm gonna hurt ya. I like ya.

# ? Sep 29, 2018 00:25

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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text me a vag pic posted:

cowards need not post in THIS thread

"What are you gonna do? Sharpen me?"

# ? Sep 29, 2018 01:37

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Croatoan posted:

Looks like an autistic kid trying to pose like he's Gordon Ramsay in a kitchen. I mean sure let's make fun of people with disabilities though?

Gordon Ramsay belongs itt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsyfYJ5Ou3g

# ? Sep 29, 2018 03:40

Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

Dixville posted:

Did I do bad

I'm not gonna lie sometimes I stop going on SA for a while for various reasons and I come back to like 2000 missed posts in a thread like this and I'm like... yeah nobody got time for that and I skip to the last page. A shameful goon

So if somebody already posted Paul Fart Blart and someone made that same reply, my bad!

Nah, it's the current title of the schadenfreude thread, I just thought it was a previous incarnation of this thread's title since it changes so often :shobon:

# ? Sep 29, 2018 04:12

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Shouldn�t the knife be on the outside arm so you don�t accidentally slash yourself?

# ? Sep 29, 2018 05:44

Kwanzaa Quickie: Nov 4, 2009

LingcodKilla posted:

Shouldn�t the knife be on the outside arm so you don�t accidentally slash yourself?

Hey, getta load a� mista big brain over here

# ? Sep 29, 2018 05:59

The Door Frame: Dec 5, 2011; I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

LingcodKilla posted:

Shouldn’t the knife be on the outside arm so you don’t accidentally slash yourself?

Clearly you pretend to be open, parry with the sharpener, and then repost with the chef's knife

# ? Sep 29, 2018 07:57

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Only New World monkeys have prehensile tails, Old World primates never developed that trait so he's technically correct. It's a shame the last line is unambiguous, because otherwise this could be a really good creationist troll.

Oh also there's inexcusable (self-?) racism, but let's just focus on the science and happy cartoon monkey because otherwise holy poo poo.

# ? Sep 29, 2018 08:14

cakesmith handyman: Jul 22, 2007; Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Knormal posted:

Only New World monkeys have prehensile tails, Old World primates never developed that trait so he's technically correct. It's a shame the last line is unambiguous, because otherwise this could be a really good creationist troll.

Oh also there's inexcusable (self-?) racism, but let's just focus on the science and happy cartoon monkey because otherwise holy poo poo.

Maybe Floyd Creation didn't want you to confuse him with Floyd Evolution.

# ? Sep 29, 2018 08:24

Dikkfor: Feb 4, 2010

Panfilo posted:

Lone wolf and schlub

# ? Sep 29, 2018 08:39

Peg Sliderskew: Jan 4, 2010

Knormal posted:

Only New World monkeys have prehensile tails, Old World primates never developed that trait so he's technically correct. It's a shame the last line is unambiguous, because otherwise this could be a really good creationist troll.

Oh also there's inexcusable (self-?) racism, but let's just focus on the science and happy cartoon monkey because otherwise holy poo poo.

I can believe that his ancestors regularly fell out of trees onto their heads.

# ? Sep 29, 2018 14:55

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Nuevo posted:

Nah, it's the current title of the schadenfreude thread, I just thought it was a previous incarnation of this thread's title since it changes so often

Oooh I see. I mostly just look at my bookmarked threads instead of browsing all of PYF so I missed that. I used to read the schadenfreude threads but I think it started making me too angry or something. I never ended up bookmarking the newest one.

# ? Sep 29, 2018 15:20

text me a vag pic: May 18, 2007

Dixville posted:

Oooh I see. I mostly just look at my bookmarked threads instead of browsing all of PYF so I missed that. I used to read the schadenfreude threads but I think it started making me too angry or something. I never ended up bookmarking the newest one.

I didn't know there was a new one, I ended up like 20k posts behind the old one. Now I'm only 16k behind this new one!

# ? Sep 29, 2018 19:51

Violet_Sky: Dec 5, 2011; Fun Shoe

PSA to smokers/potheads: please go outside to smoke TIA

# ? Sep 29, 2018 21:30

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I fond great joy in making people put out cigarettes where I work because it's a non-smoking outdoor venue and it infuriates them.

# ? Sep 29, 2018 21:43

Neuronyx: Dec 8, 2016

Picnic Princess posted:

"What are you gonna do? Sharpen me?"

-Quote from woman suffering third degree sharpenings

# ? Sep 29, 2018 21:55

text me a vag pic: May 18, 2007

Violet_Sky posted:

PSA to smokers/potheads: please go outside to smoke TIA

at least she had the decency to smoke her meth before she came in.

# ? Sep 29, 2018 23:08

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Violet_Sky posted:

PSA to smokers/potheads: please go outside to smoke TIA

dont post pics of my mom

# ? Sep 29, 2018 23:13

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Found suicide juice at Walmart.

Crossposting this to the bad food thread.

# ? Sep 29, 2018 23:14

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

Violet_Sky posted:

PSA to smokers/potheads: please go outside to smoke TIA

As someone who smokes, I can tell you every single person in that restaurant immediately knew some dickhead was smoking. I'd like to see a followup angry post about getting thrown out.

# ? Sep 29, 2018 23:21

Violet_Sky: Dec 5, 2011; Fun Shoe

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

# ? Sep 29, 2018 23:28

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

text me a vag pic posted:

cowards need not post in THIS thread

# ? Sep 29, 2018 23:29

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

steinrokkan posted:

Wrong thread. Here you go:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3654252&pagenumber=545&perpage=40

# ? Sep 29, 2018 23:30

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

lol, i wish i looked so dignified

# ? Sep 29, 2018 23:37

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Violet_Sky posted:

PSA to smokers/potheads: please go outside to smoke TIA

Why black hers eyes out?

# ? Sep 30, 2018 03:12

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

Why black hers eyes out?

After smoking for 30 years that's just what they look like

# ? Sep 30, 2018 05:22

T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Why hasn't the thread title been changed already, I demand a funny quote in every post.

# ? Sep 30, 2018 05:28

rudecyrus: Nov 6, 2009; fuck you trolls

T-man posted:

Why hasn't the thread title been changed already, I demand a funny quote in every post.

AUG: I demand a funny quote in every post

# ? Sep 30, 2018 06:44

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/wabbey/status/1044869281316569090

# ? Sep 30, 2018 07:13

BovineFury: Oct 28, 2007; I moo for great justice!

I saw this mentioned in another thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkOsgXHUGs0

# ? Sep 30, 2018 07:20

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/wabbey/status/1044869281316569090

Oh hey I remember doing those.

# ? Sep 30, 2018 07:27

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/wabbey/status/1044869281316569090

I'm cry laughing at this, holy poo poo.

History will see this loving window and be like "2018 in a nutshell."

# ? Sep 30, 2018 07:55

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Yikes. David Hockney has made some nice art. I'm thinking the medium of stained glass is not for him.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1023392/Hockney-tribute-glass-Queen-love-nature

This says it's meant to be a hawthorne blossom and countryside. But what are the yellow things?

Oh, it's"abstract" I guess

Also apparently Google thinks he's dead

Edit dang I didn't realize how strong that blue light filter was

Dixville has a new favorite as of 10:53 on Sep 30, 2018

# ? Sep 30, 2018 10:46

GelatinSkeleton: May 31, 2013

that stained glass is hysterical, weird Christmas trees And giraffe necks

# ? Sep 30, 2018 11:05

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Peg Sliderskew: Jan 4, 2010

Lake of blood, alien tentacles... he's summed up our Royal family very well really.

Either him or his 5 year old grandchild.

# ? Sep 30, 2018 11:29

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